What is ITV's obsession with this movie?

What is ITV's obsession with this movie?

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Objectively bad so contrarians praise it.

This movie was fucking thrash. That's what happens when you take a comic book movie seriously. Except for BvS, that movie was pure kino.

I thought TDK was what happens when you take a comic book movie seriously

As that's the standard WB has been desperately trying to reach again for the last nine years.

But Batman doesn't have any superpowers, so he's on a different level

Stephen Mulhern likes it.

it's legit capekino with a heart-rending father/son breakdown, and also dem poodles

It costs £40 to broadcast and they make £50 off the adverts.,

>implying Noltedad wasn't the scariest villain of your childhood

>I thought TDK was what happens when you take a comic book movie seriously
Which is why it's such shit

They fucking love The Mummy and Back to the Future too, but tbf so do I.

Kino bore plebs too death. The main criticism top this movie is literally why are they talking so much?

Best Banner-Hulk rendition outside the comic books. And one of the few cape movies with artistic merit. Just watch it again. With an open mind. Dont let what you remember about the movie close your judgment.

Its on a level than neither dc, disney or fox will ever reach again.

Your answer in no way related to what the OP asked.

If 'kino bores plebs to death' why is it being shown for the 3rd time this year on the biggest 'pleb' channel in the UK.

They played the Ed Norton Hulk on repeat for the last 4 years but then some guy must have come in to the boardroom and said "guys, I just found an even cheaper Hulk movie".

>worst hulk film
>cheapest hulk film to get
>OP wonders why ITV run it so often

What were you expecting you reprobate? Ant-Man? CA:Civil war?

For fuck sake this place gets worse by the day,

They might fish some MCU normies with the name alone. Its not hard to figure.

>What were you expecting you reprobate? Ant-Man? CA:Civil war?
Maybe a non-capeshit movie?

And the Scooby Doo movies.

This Hulk is a sci-fi movie. Barely has anything to do with capeshit.

>the scene where hulk is literally fighting a giant rock
>the scene where he turns a guy into a paraplegic
>that scene where he climbs aboard a jet fighter and the fighter proceeds to fly him into space
>the scene where he fights giant hulk dogs and almost dies

It's absurdly bad but I loved every second of it

>>the scene where he turns a guy into a paraplegic
That just happened

The poodle scene for all the shit it gets its actually fucking brutal and one of the best live action fights of Hulk.

>high testosterone
>perfect hairline

lol ok

bald man please go

you mean they've started airing movies other than jaws 2?

No shit. The point was that spergus just went on a little rant about 'kino' and artistic merit.

But of course ITV has some grand plan to convert 'normies' into 'patricians' by deceiving them into watching a Hulk film, how did I not figure that out!

Wanker.

I agree man I remember watching a while back and just thinking holy shit that's brutal.

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>tfw I unironically enjoy this film

Its good to watch when you don't really feel like watching anything important or when you're not in the mood to do anything else like on a rainy day or when hungover or something. But objectively its a terrible movie

How much better would have it been received if it wasn't for Ang Lee and his

>MAKE HIM GREENA, HE MUST BE GREEN RIKE IN DA COMICS I-ERR-M

the open hand slap was pure kinography. you don't see that kind of attack in movies

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Reminder that this actually happened in a real film.

>tfw this movie gave me my size difference fetish
Man as a kid, every time Jennifer Connelly and the Hulk were on screen I popped an erection imagining Hulk smashing her ass.

maybe if he was balding as he should be with that high testosterone youd feel different about it

well he is a big guy

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Probably.
For you.

>tfw when you only watched the workprint and you feel like you got a much better movie than the final product.