You have exactly 8.9281 seconds to explain why you aren't you gay

You have exactly 8.9281 seconds to explain why you aren't you gay

Or at least bi

I don't find dick arousing

because my best friend's little brother is in another state and grown up now.

anthro lions dont exist

I cant, Id like them balls slapping against me

Because I'm bi.

I can't maintain an erection while watching a dick, I've only seen lesbian and female solo porn for the past 12 years

A hole's a hole and a lot of girls have shitty self-esteem

Let a gay dude suck my cock in exchange for a ride home to save money. I couldn't even get hard and didn't feel the least bit aroused. THATS how I know I am not gay.

because little girls exist

But I am me

Jesus that's a gorgeous ass! I'd mash my face in it all day every day

so when you fap and you look at your own dick you lose erection ?

but I am gay

im kinda jelous of those quality balls

Because I do not like men

Tits. I mean really, have you seen em?

my right nut is much smaller than left :(
well i have a varicocele/hydrocele hmm

That's way too many numbers to count right now, man.

Pic is what I'd do to those balls

Why would I look at my own dick while I'm jerking off?

Because I was born hetero. This is the only real reason there is.

And this is what I'd do to that hole

i am though

Because I'm bi.

because it's a stupid choice

Obviously not, it's your own dick and you're used to it

What do you want me to do? Cram my dick in another dick? Play with a flat chest? Try not to vomit while some dude tries too hard to be feminine?

This is why I can't stand fags. They're beyond reason.

I dont find masculinity attractive

Guy don't attract me. I can admire and even look up to their physique or use it as motivation but a guy won't attract me. Nothing wrong with gay or bi people tho

Sucking a dick was the hottest thing i ever did.

Same tbh

Gay men are sluts who deliberately lie about their STD status and feel no remorse about infecting an unsuspecting person with HIV.

And it's not only HIV, diseases like syphillis have made a major comeback.

And don't fall for the whole "you can live with HIV" lie. You can't. It still destroys your immune system and leaves you vulnerable to even the smallest illness.

Can I be considered gay if I only would be willing to fuck one type of guy? I've got like a fucking checklist of qualities I require a guy to have if I were to have sex with him. (It's not traps).
If these requirements aren't there then I don't find it attractive.

Uh...vaginas exist?

Because camp faggots that try to sound like teenage girls might possibly be one of the most annoying entities on the planet.

I just took and posted this in another thread so you tell me

Because that's just another drawer that doesn't really fit.

I wish i could be gay, but im too horrified of hiv and other stds, so ill just never experience it..

I know it's a long shot but try to hit on straight guys. Most guys don't actually get laid with girls often enough to have STDs, so they are generally clean. Just difficult to get one to actually wanna fuck you.

Cause I prefer to eat your mom's pussy

Because I can have sex with girls

Si I dont need to be fucked in the ass or to suck dicks to have sexual relations

what are you 12 years old?

I wonder why we made campaigns in the nineties about safer sex and reduced the rate of new infections among gays far below that of heteroseyual paid sex, when twenty years later people still think that gay sex results in an HIV infection?
And other STDs are even more common in unprotected heterosexual youths than among responsible gays.

TBH, I think it would be quite convenient to be gay. You can get sex really easily, you don't have to put up with the shit women give you and the male g-spot is in the anus. Not to mention you can avoid some annoying situations by throwing a bitch fit about discrimination. That's why I believe people are born into their sexuality, because if it was a choice I would be gay. The AID's bit is a downer though.

I do like cock

basically this:

Same. Been with tons of partners and they've never noticed. Even when i told them they are like "what are you talking about" and i have to show them. Sometimes the disparity is worse than other times though and often after sex it's not very noticable. Plus even guys without a varicocele usually have thier left nut hanging down lower.

I dislike the sensation of things up my bum, I dislike men aesthetically, and I love how good women smell & busting nuts in them

Wtf i am gay

I get my ass torn every night

Women are boring and annoying as fuck.

Straight men are fucking dumb. They claim they hate women and post shit like "women are useless sluts." but then they are sex slaves to women. "I got with 4 women! AMA!" like wtf i thought you hated women??

that is one nice set of balls

Nuff said

holy shit your ballsack looks as if it's about to burst! how long haven't you cum?

pussy is self lubricating and the girl can clean herself up afterwards. don't have to worry about getting shit on you either

basically, pussy > ass, so I gravitate towards those with a pussy

I dunno, I just ain't.

I guess you like to lick shit.

Because dudes are gross.

i am not "me gay", because men are fucking repulsive on average.
young boys, i can get behind that. unfortunately, that is frowned upon.

>sex really easily
This is more meme than truth. You can go fuck a slutty woman easy. Go on CL right now and you can probably do it. You don't because they are fucking gross sluts. Same for gay men. I don't fuck grindr sluts because they are gross grindr sluts.

Gays also have a smaller dating pool and are much more picky about thier partner so finding men you are really attracted to to have sex with is hard. And finding actual relationships is next to impossible.

pretty much

Faggots like you are useless sluts. Women at least can bring children to this world.

fucking pussy is better than fucking ass

I have fucked girls in the ass before, yes it is tight to get it in, and at the top of her ass it grips your dick. but beyond that it's kinda nothing

and yeah it is kinky / dirty / hot to fuck someone in the ass

but for the grip / tightness, fucking a tight pussy is way better than an ass can be. holds you all the way along.

tl;dr - fucking pussy is better than fucking ass (man or woman)

You're cleaning your ass wrong if there's shit on it.

Do you know what hygene is? Does your girlfriend eat smegma by the bucketload?

dudes are fucking gross.

like I've sucked a few cocks -- which was cool, but guys are just disgusting.

so nope. prefer women. am straight.

This is why i like FTM trans ;).

...

Because its gay.

That and poop dick..
Dont want poop dick.

That's a fucking hot gif.
>Would be on my knees sucking it instantly/10

But you did something gay

But I am

Bitch I might be

Moar please

got blackmailed into sucking a guys dick when i was 13, enjoyed it and been worshipping the cock since then. i often let them film everything, so i wonder how much of my own cp is out there.

because I have a small dick and thus can't really please neither women nor fags.
life sucks.

Bisexual master race, reporting.

you could be a bottom. some gays are into that

I prefer the female form.

Me. I fucking love small dicked bottoms.. Makes my slightly above average cock look fucking huge. Turns me on so much to rail a guy with a small dick.

nature made me normal, and there was none greasy uncle with a mustache anally raping me and ruining my mental health to become gay

>normal

The most beautiful thing about gay/ bi fags is there are guys who explicitly love smaller dicks, since not everyone is attracted to those.
So head up and look for a guy who enjoys your dick!

im not a faggot

...

This. Small dicked bottoms have a huge market.

small dick guy here.
I don't think I could be a bottom.
the desire to ram my dick into some hole is much too strong in me.
mayyybe I would let someone fuck me after a good BJ, but I'd need to be really into him.
guess I'm just not made for any kind of sex...

don't knock it till you've tried it

wait, i can "choose" to be gay?

Some bottoms look specifically for small dicked tops as well. I don't really know much about it maybe it's a fetish, but i think a lot of them are just scared to take big dick. So they might move on to something bigger unless it's a fetish for them and not just a fear of large dicks.

He never said anything about choice.

Cuz ur a faggot

I'm not gay or anything, but that's a great set of balls.

...well then i'm not gay because i was born straight, peace

Anyway, who would be so stupid to choose purposely to join a minority?

I wish I had balls like that

my dick isn't 'just average', it's small. like, 4 inches small and thin.
I doubt there's any person on this planet who would enjoy a pencil dick like that.
I've been rejected by women and left by girlfriends because of my dick, and I doubt it's any better with men.

hell, I would become officially gay if it was for someone who could love me.

everyone loves playing the victim these days, people feed of it, sjw's need to be directed to the oven

I like the way da pussi feels when she completely btainwashes me into being her slave and castrating muhself.

Lmao you think some sjw choose to be gay?