Your dog makes a quart of jizz

>your dog makes a quart of jizz
And you fags wonder why your girlfriends are cumming on your dog's dick?

tbh i'd love to see my gf get fucked by a dog

>plenty of male dog/female human porn
>surprisingly very little female dog/male human porn

Anyone ever notice that?

/thread

can you really blame them? fucking 8" circumference knot on the gspot, 5 minutes of lightning fast fucking and a literal bellyful of cum

Dogs probably rarely jack off hence why they release so much cum whilst human males fap like twice a day

What're you trying to say?

hm. There's loads of male dogs fucking dudes too. I wouldn't mind watching a dude fuck a female dog though.

I think it might be their balls are also fucking gargantuan for their body sizes, big breeds that weigh 90+lbs have nads bigger than eggs but dudes who weigh twice that still have fucking grapes

Besides, girls don't give a fuck, they just care about the feeling of it spurting super damn deep in em for 10+ minutes on end. don't forget their dicks are also a lot bigger than ours on average

There's also very little porn of small dogs (like poodle/Chihuahua size) getting some human vag.

All I am saying is that there are unfilled niches in the lucrative niche market of beastiality porn.

>girls would rather fuck a dog than a fat neckbeard
really makes you think

That's probably because their dicks are tiny (atleast for dogs), they top out at 5" or so and it's not very "dominating". Girls would die for a 130lb muscular Rottie on their back fucking their brains out with a 10" dick

there's a lot of potential but unfortunately it's all garbage made for a dollar in south america

Really fuckin doubt thats why.

You can tell from one shitty freeze frame that that pussy has more cum in it from 30 seconds of not even a big breed than you give your girlfriend from your 5 years of kegels.

my wife fucks our huskie, never collected in a condom, but it's a lot of spunk

I'm with you there, my girlfriend bangs my chocolate lab. Crazy how fucking deep he injects it and how much she loves it too. Of course not saying that everything else about it isn't crazy/amazing or both

how did you talk her into it?

how did you guys introduce them to the idea of fucking dogs? It's the kind of thing that can backfire incredibly hard if she is offended by it :(

i'm more on the "there's a baseball in here holding it in, and it's trying to get out

lol

Is there any place to go other than zootube365 for female x beast stuff? I tapped out a while ago but kinda want to get back in

Yeah most of the stuff is like less than 2 minutes long

solonlydog.tumblr.

There are hot chicks that'll fuck a dog and suck its dick but won't date a guy without a car. smdh

There's a shitload of reddit subs for it, but I doubt you want to go to reddit.

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>Is there any place to go
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I think that's pretty hot too, I love how hard she cums on the knot. Made me so fucking jealous the first time now I just find it fucking awesome that he's such a damn stud.

>Was watching porn with
>pretended to accidentally find an excellent beast vid
>she says "gross"
>keep watching
>she starts commenting on them
>"his dick is huge", "holy fuck his balls are the size of oranges", "why does he have two balls", "he fucks pretty fast" etc.
>5 mins in, she changes gears to "he must be going really really deep" and "hes fucking her so hard"
>10 mins in it changes to "i wonder if that feels good" and "i wonder if Cosmo (our dog) is that much of a stud"

1 hour, a 10 inch long dog dick, a softball size knot, a quart of sperm, a few extremely powerful orgasms and a noise complaint later, I had myself a bitch

No gif/webm of a dog filling up the condom? For science?

in college my wife (then gf) and i went to a house party and took ecstasy. after stuff slowed down (like 1:30) the owner lets his dog out of the room, a male great dane.

he loved belly pets, and my gf, high on X, loved giving them

it is important to note this dog is well hung (sheath like 8"), but neutered

noting sexual happened then but the next day when we were high (helps after x) she said she couldn't stop thinking about how big that dog's penis was/

i told her it wasnt even hard and she didn't believe me. she thought she was inadvertently giving the dane a hard on

she got on google and saw an erect dick lol

after a few convos while high, she expressed interest in it.

our senior year, my gf got mounted by her aunt's vizsla. she loved it.

fast forward, we're married, saving money, and she's fucking a huskie

Aids for cell for site?

wut?

seems cruel to the dog IMO

Feminist detected

are you implying sex only feels good for males?

idk it just seems cruel to the female dog , does she enjoy sex i have no idea human or canine , maybe user knows

fuckin a female dog usually takes a fuckton more preparation, planning and compatibility. whereas you really dont need any preparing for a dude dog at all contrary to what people say (the dog's hormones will get her wetter than the ocean, faster than a speeding bullet), except for maybe a towel because believe me its really really fucking hard to clean a quart of dog sperm out of a carpet.

girls have it way fucking better, they get a dick that was practically designed to make them feel fuckin incredible, whereas a dog pussy is only really super fuckin tight and warm

wut. Do you want to buy this domain? Fake.

dog rapist detected

If you fuck her while she's in heat she'll love it like any other animal.

ya but im sure she doesnt like it when not in heat

pretty much, the only advantage we humans have is that we can be real gentle to a female dog. female dogs only want to screw other dogs while in heat, full of hormones and desperately horny but with a careful human partner and lots of lube they enjoy casual sex all year round

So what makes having a dog fucking your dog different from being cucked? I'd like to hear your reasons for it.

never touched a dog's pussy in my life, thats far from my thing, and i really doubt it's rape when he climbs up on her and does literally everything

I lost my cherry to our dog, been doing it secretly ever since.

link doesn work :o

And by dog I mean girlfriend*
fuck that was a bad misstype.

Who ever said it was different? It's different in the sense it's actually a radically fuckin different experience for her

I bet you fap to nigger cuck porn too

ya when you said tight and warm tho

Monkeys are beastiality too so you're probably right

That shits fuckin retarded yo

>don't forget their dicks are also a lot bigger than ours on average
wow........ I would like to know which dog breed has a 7'x7' dick faggot

or a nigger

your cervix has seen more dog cum than human cum on it

cheers

Ever heard of any large breed dog, ever?

Did you miss the word average?

I think that being fucked by dog is far less gross than being fucked by a nigger, but personally I wouldn't even date a gurl that fucked either of those animals

Maybe it's the domination aspect of it? Idk, I really know jack shit about it, but hell i mean me getting constant gspot stimulation sounds pretty fucking amazing so i guess i can see where other girls are coming from. still i dont see how i would ever get myself to try it.

you do know that 7' isn't the average dick size anywhere except for the fucking congo?

Never been with anyone else so yea your right.

you do realize that the big dogs average is fucking 1-2" longer than that right, you stupid nigger?

Great danes faggot

Not even only them, pretty much any large dog breed out there.

I really wish I had a dog. Or a hot guy who would watch his dog fuck me.

This is the biggest turn on for me.

And I'll never be able to tell anyone I know in real life...

What if you have to give birth to a human pupper?

what's that feel like? my girlfriend says it feels like her womb is slowly filling up and then it stretches a little bit

literally impossible

a male dog fucking a woman implies consent on behalf of the dog, because it's hard to force a dog to fuck a woman.

a guy fucking a female dog seems closer to rape, because the dog might not consent, even if she is rubbing her ass against your leg all day.
... what? stop looking at me like that.

i can't even wrap my head around how correct you are

>What if you have to give birth to a human pupper?
Haven't taken freshman biology yet?
Different amounts of chromosomes = genetic incompatibility

So only humans can impregnate humans?

>balls are also fucking gargantuan for their body sizes,

jesus christ. this again. SEMEN IS STORED IN THE PROSTATE, NOT IN THE BALLS.

i'll prove it. squeeze your nuts between two planks. hard. really hard. HARDER THAN THAT. is semen shooting out of the end of your cock? no, you're curled up in a ball, whining in pain.

learn2anatomy, you etiolated fucks!

yeppers. different amount of chromosomes

no, niggers also can do so

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I did, but we usually don't talk about bestiality, unlike 'murica.

this is actually a decently fair point
dog's prostates are actually pretty fuckin big though too so maybe his point still stands? idek

Just watch, someday somebody will find a way but they won't stop to wonder if they should. On that day, furries will become a thing a fuck the world.

>fucking gargantuan
ball size is dimetrially proportional to brain size aparently.
A type of bats have the biggest balls in proportion and they are one of the dumbest species.

I don't mind jizzing just a spoonful, as long as said dog begs and sits properly on the sight of a doggy treat

kekked

we don't talk about bestiality you stupid fuck, we talk about how fuckin normal biology works. an equal amount of chromosomes that adds up to the necessary amount for a normal cell doesn't even need to mention bestiality, and it never has

chekked
thanks professor

Seconded. Do it for science.

WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS

Its common knowledge that two different species cannot reproduce, however variations of the same species can; you see blacks are the pitt bulls of the human race- violent and unintelligent.

Probably not for the smart people.
But since murrica, I bet at least 1 kid per class came out with the bestiality question.

Your girlfriend would beg to differ while her belly swells with a quart of dog cum.

Oh, now that you mentioned it, I do see that indeed.
Interesting.

You can't feel your womb filling, the cervix is closed. Sometimes it hurts like hell when your cervix is getting hit then he stops and you feel constant twitching as your being filled. That's what turns me on, the twitching thing, I cum then.

Every video I find of a dog fucking a girl is in bad quality WHYYYYYY

Really? "I love dog cock"
Why not "feed me red rockets" ?

You guys need to up your game. You couldn't have requested anything more boring.

And this coming from an ex cam girl.

No wonder bitches love dog cock.

ah awesome! what's it feel like when he pulls out? never heard it described by a girl but to me it looks aweeeesome

EX CAM GIRL?
Tits or gtfo
Know the rules

I gotta compete with Chad and Rex Thundercock now?

>"why does he have two balls"


why do you only have one ball, is what she should be asking.

kek

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