Has anyone ever shown their dicks to neighbors and got some action? If so, what's the best way to do it?

Has anyone ever shown their dicks to neighbors and got some action? If so, what's the best way to do it?

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dont do it, never works, People usually dont get horny from seeing someone being nasty and creepy. Its just pornos u fucking faggot

Can work with gay people, thats about it, but you gotta be hot, and since u ask this question i belive ur not

Virgin alert

no i fucked ur mom im not virgin xD

Big deal. Everyone has. That's not much of an achievement.

Dont talk to your father like that Jimmy

/thread

The name is James. And I hate that motherfucker.

Sweatpants
I've had sex with 28 people, 34 opportunities. Ask me anythin'.

hey faggot, fucked around 58, also got herpes
AMA

Dude. They give condoms out for free in some places for a fucking reason dumbshit. Pun intended.

Son my sixth girlfriend fucked twelve dudes who weren't me. I have zero STIs. I'm lucky as hell, you?

heya, i know, but big dick needed special size(easy to get if i really wanted though) and i was lucky with 57 girls to not get herps, so i felt unstoppable, just felt like stds were a myth

Oh the big dick story. That horse died in 1700.

This is now a
>lie about your sex life and dick size thread
go

Sauce?

its not SUPER HUGE, but the blue average size here just tucked my dick in and my dick always got sloppy, was embarrasing since it happened 3-4 times, got the grey ones which is bigger and worked, but sometimes i just ddnt care.

suck my dick u jelly? u want herpes man?

Dude, you live there. You have to see them. Don't shit where you eat.

Hell, I live in a rich, conservative, Asian country. In my building, I don't even make eye contract with females. Too much trouble.

Mhm. And the only way I'd believe you is proof with Timestamp. I

Tl; dr
Pics or it didn't happen.

no herpes outbreak atm, dick pic will be fine but its just over average, fapped for 1 hour, excuses excuses, nah nigga AMA or suck my dick

Dude, I'm seven inches. I don't even brag. I don't have to.

> I don't even brag
You just did

I said that to make a point. Point being, I'm above average but I only said it once. You have to say it in every post.

Kind of sounds like a bit of insecurity. Those proud of their size don't have to brag about it.

Sauce ? Is that ariel rebel ?

I'm honestly not sure, though now that you mention it, kind of does look like Ariel Rebel.

Littlehuman, no need to thank me

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Her name in the gif, it's Littlehuman, she doesn't have a lot of stuff though

Oh, thank you so much, she looks like ariel a lot :O