Just added Hassan Mead on WhatsApp, what should I say?

Just added Hassan Mead on WhatsApp, what should I say?

It's Hassan Mead, long dinstance runner from Burgerland

I need some inspiration, Sup Forums

Sup Forums's only chance to ask an Olympian anything and everybody is silent.

Ok, it was worth a try but nevermind

Ask how many olympic orgies per capita.

nobody cares about you le epic trolling some fucking random dude. fuck off hans

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how did you manage to catfish an olympic athelete?

Several yea

This, how did you get in contact with this guy?

yeah but how

I want to hear this story first

dont really want to spoil everything, since I still have some athletes to go

you can't make a thread like this and don't tell us the story. Also have you thought about selling this information to some yellow press trash newspaper?

Just dm him on Twitter that he's getting catfished by some autist

>How many times does he train a day?
>What are the meals he eats the most?
>What does he eat/drink before, during and after a workout?
>What are his powerlifting stats?

>it's an: autistic dutch guy tinder thread

i love these

thats my plan

at least tell us your catfishing story

Does he like feminine dicks ?

Please this

ask him what the food is like there
OR
something about the favela people

Bumping for interest

lets talk to more athletes

>'those chinese gymnast are so cute... I wish I was 4'11" and 35kg. You know I could have a lot of fun...'

>find hot girl on instagram
>make fake facebook
>put pictures on there
>login to tinder using that facebook account
>spoof location on tinder to olympic village

it would be pretty easy

>Having a fake facebook profile of a girl so you can use tinder as a gril to talk to male athletes

Delete your life.

I can't come up with anything better

he seems like a cool guy please dont be mean to him