Your are shitposting on Sup Forums while from the window you see this man wandering in your garden

>your are shitposting on Sup Forums while from the window you see this man wandering in your garden
what you do

hey benicio can i get an autograph?

I'd offer him dinner

You get the fuck outta my garden before I flip you


flip you for real

He isn't going to leave loose ends or evidence, so I'd probably die

finish me meal

OK tough guy, I'm shaking

I have a garden?

Realize im actually in Call of Duty campaign

Hey Brad Pitt, get out of my garden or I call the cops

Tell him to get back to work

Tell him that all this was unnecessary just text

I got my own operators

>John Krazinski trying to be an action hero

top kek

OH HELLO MEXICAN BRAD PITT

gimmie da keys ya cocksucka

Tell him about how I found the 7 gods.

Remind him to trim the hedges after he's done mowing.

>mfw

beat me to it, my pool won't clean itself

tell him to make sure to leave the leaves and trimmings behind so I can use them, I won't be robbed again

Call Op faggot for the last time

Shoot that spic with my 12 gauge
Hope that teaches him not to creep on fellow latinos