Choose an useless superpower.
>The ability to warm up beer
Choose an useless superpower.
>The ability to warm up beer
Nice djöfulli lýst mér vel á þig.
>the power to be invisible when no one is looking.
Ability to cool down tea
The ability to sense whenever a moth is within a hundred yards.
Luminescent farts
levitate 2 centimeter above the ground
Ice-tea is pretty great.
That's actually bretty useful since you can avoid being detected by cameras
are you implying that there is no "too cold" with beer? are you american?
You could boil beer that a person has drunk and then rob their corpse.
The ability to increase gravity only upon myself.
Ooh that's good!
New thread! Scrap this one, its shit, OP.
New idea: Choose a useless superpower - other user's find a use for it.
>Implying creating energy out of nothing is not literally breaking the laws of the universe and exploitable to unbelievable levels
>the ability to cut bread in two identical half
>>the ability to cut bread in two identical half
Ahem... identical sandwiches!
I can impregnate any women i choose.
The ability to fly like Superman but only in planes
the ability to eat soup with a fork
super mine clearer power!
Ability cut bread
>The ability to see under clothes but only with ugly males
That would be pretty useful if all your spoons were dirty
The ability to check dubs
Ability to breath under water but only when you are not in contact with water
Perfect recall of every orgasm your parents have had and what got them off.
the power to kill yourself at the speed of time.
Obviously the ability to get a half chub when looking at a nice ass
Useful in winter on frozen ground or in any other slippery area. Additionally, no friction to the ground should make it easier to walk/levitate longer distances.
The ability to give niggers aids.
Superhero strength only when nuts are being sucked by a faggot op
Time travel but only during prison rape by black men
Bread cut
you can always put the soup into a cup and drink it
the ability to make immediately any piece of bread soaked in water
The ability to see under the clothes, but limitated to ugly people
So, constantly?
Ultimate knowledge of any language that has, is and will be but noone can understand you, and you cannot write or read.
The ability to make any cat meow on command, buy only if the cat feels like it.
The ability to post cp without being banned but only on /x/
Good for thwarting muslims
The ability to come up with funny useless superpower ideas on Sup Forums
You could warm up other peoples beers.
Make bread cut Good
Check Arabs at the airport
The ability to make a bed without any wrinkles in the sheets.
>build massive vats full of beer
>apply power to warm said beer
>have mechanism to pull heated beer out and turn heat into usable energy
>gg
and some beer types are drunk when warm.
Make bed cut good
Behold, The-Spectacular-Never-Gets-Wet-Boy!
Excuse the BO!
The ability to create invisible money.
Become an astronaut and walk normally on planets and in space stations.
Drinks unlimited amount of beer but always be needing to piss
Being able to talk to plants, but they can't talk back
The ability to blow air through your dickhole
All terrorists are ugly. You'd be rich as you would make security checks at airports. For the beautiful ones, the personnel will look after.
You could easily kidnap planes.
The ability to sauce the unsauceble. No wait, this would be a quite useful superpower...
Also, SAUCE?
lol
the ability to sneak on your tippy toes silently but only while screaming.
validate my power, if you can.
kekd
The ability to stop someone from sneezing
Diarrheakinesis
why would this be useless?
The power to re-grow fingernails at will but only by half an inch.
lel
Ability touch grills tits without peenie going boom
Glow in the dark sperm
What kinda speeds and amounts we talking here? I can see some use in having a penis mounted air cannon
Breathe under water as long as I am touching air.
That's actually me.
Best superpower ever. You'd be a milestone in porn industry as you just need an artificial sperm feeder. Endless cumshot. First man to do Bukakke alone. Drowning women.
dancing for money actually working for me.
Cos your mom is blowing me
The ability to identify straights and gays on Sup Forums
Damn. that would be outright hazardous.
The ability to feel someone else's pain
Infinetly stretchy nipples, except once stretched, they never go back. The longer they get, the easier they are to stretch.
>The ability to warm up beer
we already have that power
The ability to scream without a mouth.
Ability to turn tacos into shit
Get a UV-light, jerk off and be surprised.
I could see that being useful every now and again.
That's usefull. You could hide under water for hours just with your finger sticking out.
Or put a finger or a foot in a bag of air.
kek
Luftkanone
So half the people reading this?
the ability to be a nigger but can never change back.
how
Don't u have anus?
/thread
The ability to stop time for only yourself. Meaning you would be frozen in time and everyone else would carry on.
wet suit?
there's actually a tarantula that can do that. it uses its leg hairs to move the air bubbles to its book lungs.
the more you know
Imagine, it gets to the point where you nipples touch across the equator and a bunch of kids decide to stretch them even more for laughs.
The ability to smoke cigarettes without getting cancer but you have to have anal sex with a man every time you smoke
Too close to home
USA
>rape extremely attractive person
>Go to prison
>raped by black men
>time travel back before you committed the crime
You now know what it felt like having sex with a specific person
What if air was a rancid fart from my sphincter?
Kek