So why are most of you faggots straight when being gay is so much better

So why are most of you faggots straight when being gay is so much better

mentally stable

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Bad bait try again

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Because I'm not degenerate and I have decent mental health. Gay is NOT okay

Because fucking a fag has the same risk of getting an STD as fucking a nigger.

>browses Sup Forums
>isn't degenerate

Try again

Because I'm not a disgusting piece of shit.

No valid argument

just not attracted to dudes unfortunately. would be pretty cool to be gay, but just cant do it

Two of my immediate co-workers are gay, AND they used to date. They're nothing but professional in the workplace but damn, I just prefer women.

Although we all get away with saying shit at this job I never would have before.

No, AIDS/HIV, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and genital warts are rampant.

Yeah because promiscuous straight people definitely don't spread that shit around

My brain aint wired like yours.

Yeah I know I'm a faggot

The concentrations are much higher in homosexuals. Small population, greater rate of infection. 1 in 10 women may have a disease, but about half of the homosexuals do.

It's because of promiscuity

How so?

Guys smell bad though.

How do guys smell bad exactly

I'm not

Because i have high test concentrations.

That and lack of responsibly. Homosexuals are more likely to engage in unprotected sex. I've had over 20 partners, and never once had even an infection. Condoms, common sense, and not scraping the bottom of the barrel for pussy.

Honestly because I cannot stand men, and I am one

I wish I was born as a girl just so I could be a lesbian, fuck men

Very true.

Would be gay if I could, find guys easier to get along with in general.

Would be easier to get laid as well since a lot of faggots don't use sex as a fucking bargaining tool whereas nearly all women do.

The human bodys pro create objective doesnt have a spot for faggotry as a use for this cause. It's straying from this that causes you to justifying a mentally unstable lifestyle as normal. Going against biology.

Unless you wanna be like a seahorse user? You want that big belly?

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I'm a lesbian what are u talking about? DON'T ASSUME MY SEXUALITY

Saw a straw poll recently on this board.
45% or so straight, the other options are gay/bi/tumblr tier and undecided.
Most of these fags aren't straight

a dick is designed to be inserted into a vaginal canal, therefore seed erupts into the uterus and impregnates the womb, therefore another human is born.

a dick is not designed to be inserted into another man's ass. Pretty simple and straightforward.

the brains of gays, and trannies incorrectly developed during early stages of development, instead of growing in the correct way so that they prefer the opposite sex, that part of their neural pathways became warped.

sort of like someone with scoliosis, or you can find your own analogy.

Nobody wants a useless fucking baby

Reread my post. Notice the word most.

I assume you condemn oral sex as well?

the women who use sex as a bargaining tool never find happiness, they usually end up old and alone

>going against biology
Muh appeal to nature.
>you're going against biology by seeing a dentist user, you should let those teeth fall out, that's what wisdoms are for
>you're going against biology by getting your appendix out user, you should die like you're supposed to, senescence is an evolved trait
>you're going against biology wearing glasses, you should go get hit by cars
>you're going against biology by taking this medicine/chemotherapy, you should just die like nature intended
>you're going against biology by farming, you should be a hunter gatherer and starve to death
>you're going against biology by being this fucking retarded

>a dick is not designed
Only worthwhile part of this post is this out of context snippet, user

>a dick is not designed to be inserted into another man's ass. Pretty simple and straightforward.
then explain the prostate?

They stink.

Even when chicks stink, it's not as heavy.

because i was born this way. i didn't choose to be straight.

if that shit works for you it's gotta work for me too.

If your sexuality is based on your sense of smell then boy do I have some news for you about vaginas

Please.

You trust an anonymous online poll? Here?

We were born this way. It's not a choice. Stop oppressing straight people by implying it is a choice.

A woman can smell like shit and a man can smell amazing. I don't know why you're generalising by saying "men stink".

pssstt… christfags… let the men fuck each other so I can claim all the women they are not fucking, stop trying to ruin my harem, men fucking men is great because of all the women they are not fucking, stop being a faggot with your religious bullshit

OP's statement has just proved what has been said for years: "fag" is an insult, not a sexual term.

Virgin, not all of us just learned that a female's genitalia has odors.

A lot of gay men have horrible relationships! They can't stay committed very long. There are some that have well working long term relationships and get married have kids etc... But seems a lot of relationships for gays don't work long term.

This question has an obvious answer for most anons
>wish I could be gay a little, women are hard to deal with but I am hardwired to want to fuck women

pretending that being gay wouldn't be a game changer and the best way to live life is a lie

Grow some balls and talk to that girl you like and stop settling for guys who will fuck anything if they are desperate enough or mentally ill.
Pussy is so much better than dick.

Nah.

>the most disgusting webm I have ever seen

Sometimes useless things are still selected in nature.
For example you might have a useless and potentially dangerous appendix. If you're a man you have breasts that don't lactate. You have wisdom teeth that can't chew, a tailbone but no tail.
There must be a reason why we continually see homosexuals among the population, in about the same proportions, over long periods of time. These people are getting their genes from straight parents. There doesn't need to be a reason for anything to develop in a species, it just does and stays if it benefits it in some way.
It's not as simple as "we live only to fuck"

Sure they can, but tendencies are a thing. And no, they are not even tinier chicken tenders but what has been observed to be a constant.

Men tend to stink more, and harder.

Sure there are really tall women and really short men, but who tends to be taller? The stinkier sex.

>faggot

pheromones, men give off distinct odors as do females, straight men find female pheromones arousing while for gay men their brain chemicals react to male pheromones

My mental health is ok, so why would i be gay?

biology.

i know is bait but threads like this belong to you'll find plenty of your kind there.

Nope love women
but fat unattractive women I dont
liking fat chicks is a mental illness in itself
your basically a nigger

this 100%

look at the big boy, talking about "neural pathway warping" and "correct development"
he must be right, and smart, and oh so handsome and wise.
maybe you are the underdeveloped one

More than an identified one. Especially with this topic, people lie when their name is attatched to it. Some lowly user will just be truthful.
The poll was asking Sup Forums users so it wouldn't make sense to have it eslewhere, would it?

because being gay isn't a choice, i'm sexual attracted to womans

>your basically a nigger
lol

fat women are in the same category as men

a real woman does yoga and doesn't stuff her face with big macs everyday

>I have no education in the subject but I read some websites and..,

No.

But you can't trust any data gathered that way on Sup Forums.

The idea that anonymity provides genuine responses is dead with this new wave of try hards. They posture and pretend to a crowd that can't even see them.

I dont like dick that much.

pls i need the name of that girl
for reasons

>fat
>Russian

Fucking this!

>makeup
>fake tits

No thanks. I prefer natural men.

but we need fat women in order to keep the black people at bay

Straight men find it unpleasant. Women and gay men don't.
Just as you think women's smell is weaker and pleasant, gay men & straight women think it's stronger and unpleasant.
The man smell you describe as strong and unpleasant, smells weaker and pleasant to gay men & straight women.

Same fag or nigger

good job posting a pic where she dropped 40 pounds

I posted the webm, I know her name. Why would I ask for her name. nigger

lol clearly photo shooped

my m8 who's gay told me that the length of a gay relationship should be x-by-seven just like dog years for comparison to the average length of a straight relationship lol

Same year you started doing porn at 18.
you can see her in action in videos. Stop being a dumb nigger

If I had a button that would kill every faggot from now til the end of time I would spam that shit. I hate fucking faggots so much. They are so fucked up in the head yet so proud of it. They feel the authority to shove it down the throats of innocent children at every opportunity, as well as flag it in the face of any who disagree with their lifestyle no matter how slight the feeling may be. They are the scourge of the human race, pure fucking evil.

I just don't see why they'd lie
It was maybe 10% gay, 20% bi, 20% undecided, 5% tumblr 45% straight.
That's 65% of men that like women or vice versa. Seems to match up with the content

with the fat chicks they can still reproduce, instead they should be made gay (or at least provided traps) for population control

ok so she gained 40 pounds after doing porn
which led to the current webmstill fucking gross

I'm moving forward wth evolutions not backwards
>you gay nigger

Because sitting like that dude to read a book looks really uncomfortable.

How can it be better when you're a faggot? You hear me, faggot? It's like you're OP every goddamn day of your life. Fuck that.

>So why are most of you faggots alive when being death is so much better

not sage, because it made me kek

Am gay. Not a nigger

It's not a choice. That's just how I was born. You just have to accept my lifestyle of fucking fine puss and moterboating delicious tits.

You made me kek too

The only good thing about being bi/gay is the sex,otherwise you can't have a normal and functioning family

Which is unlike straight relationships completely...
How many girls do you know that are in and out of relationships all the time about every 3-6 months hooking up with the newest loser?
That whole happily ever after thing is bullshit, people change their minds, their needs. Young people don't settle down.
Those stable guys with kids and a house are settled, they know their needs, they have their needs.

don't forget trans-lesbians who like to dress up as girls and go to bars to pick up lesbians to have heterosexual intercourse with

Watch another hour of TV and make believe that gays are doing the brainwashing

This. I really don't like women, but my penis does. I've tried 2 dudes and I'm just not into it.

>liking fat chicks is a mental illness itself

Is mental illness a new buzzword? Is it the new cringy? Basically a replacement for "Anything i dont like"?

pretty much, edgy is another one too