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This is the thread where we talk.

Tell me about your day, Tell me about your favorite food, tell me how much you hate your cheating wife, tell me about how much you hate your job. Whatever you wanna talk about, OP is listening.

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Well tell me OP
Have you ever loved someone but then you wasn't getting enough sex. Its like you want to sleep with someone else but you can't. Im really into face fucking and anal but she's not having it. I get angry a lot and just shoot one in the toilet I need advice

I'm stuck in a girls room , who lives with her mom I snuck in , now I gotta sneak out , but being a pussy since the mom keeps waking up n walking around. What do ?

Well sex is an important part of relationships. If your partner is not meeting your sexual needs then communicate such to her or him. It may just be time to move on.

Is there no way to go out a window?

I've been in that one before how about she distract her mom with a mouse in the restroom trick. then when she isn't looking just run like usain bolt

Don't listen to this guy. Get out without being seen if possible. If you get caught than just own up to it.

Shits pretty high up... And right next to her moms , she just snuck me in to fuck.
Lol you sir are a genius.

Pic related , I know she's chubby but dat ass.

There is nothing wrong with chubby man. I'd hit that.

I'm 21 and I've been with her about 8 years and It's like I get the usual sex but I crave it everyday. She claims she loves it but hates it due to penis size. She says that due to size it hurts a lot everytime I stick it in. Which leaves me very confused because don't women like a guy a huge dick

Das ass

I don't know. I thought they did. Maybe not in the ass though. i can't tell you if your urge for sex trumps your 8 year relationship. That's something you have to figure out yourself.

More pics!

Okay OP
> I want to be a Pornstar (Male here)
But don't really know to go about it. I really need the quick cash because bills is pilling up.
> I have a decent body, 9.5 inch penis erect
Do I qualify?

thanks anyway for listening it reallly helps

Girlfriends cheating on me. Caught her in the act a couple times. For some stupid reason, I don't want to leave her because I know she'll go right to him and I'll be alone. Anyone have any advice? Should I just dump her?

That's all I got so far , she has vids online of her twerking. Not sure how to feel about it , she covers her face , but I'm between coo and shes a slut.

Foo wtf dump that bitch , you're much a cuck if you keep going at it. Don't
You have any respect for yourself ?

I am so not qualified to decide that. You can post a pic and i'll tell you weather or not you look like someone who i think would be in a porn.

Honestly would I would do is cheat. You have nothing else to lose fuck that bitch. What is he doing that you're not? Fuck someone that is close to her if you can.

You are very welcome.

You should probably leave her, and work on your self respect while you're at it. I'm sure you deserve better than that.

I do, yeah. I guess I just love her and didn't want to see her go for him right when I dumped her.

Good idea actually, she gets really easily jealous when I even mention one of my female friends who I could easily sleep with. Thanks for the advice man.

There you go

or ask if she's interested in a threesome take it off of bucket list

Yeah man. I can totally see that thing plowing some poor little white girl.

Like who do I contact/email
> Please don't say CL

How's life, OP?

I really wouldn't know were to start. You could try wikihow.

wikihow.com/Be-a-Pornstar

Question
> Is it better to fuck while high on marijuana

Pretty okay. thanks for asking. How is your life user? Anything interesting happen lately?

My sister and I were in love in high school. But she cut off contact with me because she's a Christian. Mom told me that she still cares, but she got fucking married to keep herself away from me. All I do is sot around and cry, I miss her so bad. Life isn't worth living withput her. I wish we could be friends but her husband doesn't want her taking to me.

I don't have sex when i'm high. Probably because my girlfriend is a whale. But i love her fat ass.

That's rough man. First of all, that's gross as fuck. Second of all, love is love. I wish you could be with her.

How much does she weigh mines in 220 ib

My fat baby is 300lbs

> Gf is over weight
> try to make her healthy and lose weight
> she agrees but no progress
> Dr tells her that she's obese
> She ignores
> I love her but I get upset
> I don't care about her weight but it bothers me a litle
> Like certain shit she can't fit into
> act like it does't bother me but it does
> sex is okay unless she rides then it's sort of a hassle
> It's to the point where I can't carry her like I use to
> I love her too much to let go
> wat do OP

Gross? I thought this was Sup Forums. Last place I expected anybody to judge me for that.

Really just wish we could be friends, though, if nothing else. I always told myself rejection would be okay as long as we stayed friends. But I also know I'll never love anyone else.

jesus why so much and I thought mines was bad

Man go onto a girl who actually respects you. Fuck ur low self esteem.

Trust don't feel bad that's not the worst I've heard on here keep up the good work man

Just except it like i have. Hope one day your nagging makes a difference.

She loves fast food. I can't blame her. So do i.

Does anyone play MKX (PS4)

Hows the sex?

So here's the thing. I'm a 21 year old asian living in Hong Kong and Im talking to a young girl from Germany that I met from a Christian Mission's Trip. We both sort of like each other and she's like an easy 7-8 to me. I'm average looking I guess?
>I don't really know how to judge myself from white standards.

ye but no ps+

It's good. I'm pretty fucking kinky and she is cool with it. So that's nice.

9.5 erect... Mine's about 6 inches erect...

Is it bad to look at someone else and be like " I wish my girl had that body"

I just got friends with a girl who was playing team fortress 2, i teached her some stuff and now were such friends.
Am i doing good?

>I don't really know how to judge myself from white standards.
What the fuck does that matter? Just go for it man. If you want her than go for it.

Damn you

In my opinion, yes, it makes a lot of things heightened. Unless you can get the aphrodisiac drug from hentais.

Do you face fuck?

No. I do that a lot, but it's important to still except her for her.

I want to try shrooms while fucking also is that too much

Thanks mate, She's hella worth it but she lives in Germany and I was planning on moving to Germany(The land of the fuhrer). The thing I'm worried of is what do I work as there?
I'm an English Teacher in Hong Kong but in Germany, it doesn't pay that much. What pays a lot is engineering...

She wouldn't mind but that's not really my thing.

But her health, I am very concerned I don't want to lose her over heart problems

damn

Very Good

Just got home from work, at a restaurant. We just hired some 19 year old Hungarian girl with a tight little body and my balls are aching from being around her all day.

But I can't fap because my gf will be home in 4 hours and she'll want to fuck. Sorry Alex but I'll have to imagine cumming on your bouncy little tits later.

You lucky son of a bitch

lol i'm an American. I don't know what the fuck the job market is like in Germany. I wish you good luck with whatever job you get though.

Yeah.... I'd advise otherwise. Cause hallucinogenics + any vigorous activities isn't really a good combination.

Imagine your heart beating fast because of the hallucinations and the weird sounds and the trip in general. Adding in the feeling of euphoria from sex and the overall pleasure of a vagina, and the sound and amazingness of her body with the increased heart rate from the sex + workout + hallucinogenic.

>You dead

fox out.

Dubs tell the truth

yer.... Im an Asian... So... That's better than average
>kek

Well that's something~ Thanks Sup Forumsro.

I feel that way about my girl. It's a problem man. One i don't know how to solve.

I'm probably just gonna take revenge on a couple people and then an hero.

Without her, all I can feel is pain and hate. I'm fucking going insane.

Quite a lot, thanks for asking. Managed to get back in touch with primary school best friend (well, one of them), learned that in the time between we parted ways we lived nearly identical lives, right down to the memory problems and going to the exact same beach within a few days of each other. And this isn't some real popular beach like Bondi Beach, it's an isolated one way far south. It's possible that we may even have stayed in the same cabin.

Got back in touch with him thanks to an enemy. She's one of those bitches that befriends you, seems cool, then posts a shitty picture of you to her Facebook, gets triggered when you ask her to take it down, and then convinces all her friends that you're a creepy stalker and all of a sudden you now have ten new enemies. Ran into those cunts one day, while hiding from them (there was a pretty buff looking guy with them and lots of fat girls, so I had to hide for my safety), I crossed paths with a high school friend with the same initials as best friend. I realised I wasn't in touch with him either, tried to add him on Facebook, then bam my old best friend showed up in my search.

Also made the dumb choice of staying up late and then going on Facebook while half asleep. Wound up telling an SJW I sorta know that she was wearing tonnes of makeup in her profile picture. She called me sexist and refused to listen when I said I was half asleep and not thinking clearly at the time. Haven't seen her lately. I have seen her insecure cuck boyfriend a few times though. He used to get his best friend to send goons after me back when he thought I was trying to steal his girlfriend. I think he finally realised I don't like her.

Now I have an assignment due soon that my friend and I are forced to wing, and I also have a bunch of tests and essays due soon. That sucks. Also getting back in touch with primary school friends has made it even harder to give up on the girl I love. Cont.

Hey OP, have you even been in love with a girl while you are actually in a relationship with another? I met my gf on tinder and she is very nice and she worries a lot about me, but on the other hand is this blonde little girl i banged 2 years ago who i would like to be with. I'm not in doubt that leaving my gf is a mistake, cause that little girl cares a shit about me, i just wanted to tell you something. Also i like spaghetti k thx

Well I just came back from a trip, tired as hell because I was at the airport all night. How was your day?

Out of interest, what is your fitness level, diet, exercise regime like?
>be me
>got married 4 years ago
>didn't work out, lived opposite upmarket supermarket
>dessert every night
>both get fattest we've ever been
>decide to sort shit out
>torrent p90x3
>follow nutrition plan
>home cook every night
>wife inspired
>torrent t25
>3 months later: i'm 22lbs down, she's 20lbs down, still works in progress
>money falling out of pockets like spaghetti from a beta's given not eating out
>tfw

I'm about to set up the spare bedroom to sleep in because my marriage is "officially a failure". Thinking shotgun shells for dinner.

can't you imagine it whilst plowing your wife?

You talk all you want friend. OP is listening.

Okay I got one for you
> Been with gf for a while
> She says no to every sexual thing I want to do.
> get angry
> find this chick on the interweb
> we meet
> I do every sexual thing in the book with this chick
> after I give her a facial
> I don't want her anymore
> shower
> hang out with gf like nothing happened
> I feel bad inside because I do love her
> but if I tell her she'll leave for sure
> Kept it a secret for 3 years
> It haunts from time to time but learn to leave it in the past
> Mind you she has cheated but she told me
> really didn't give a fuck because my cock is bigger than his.
> wat do

You are I swear on my PC

Could you get a visa to live there independent of her? Or would you have to marry her?

has gf become more sexual yet? does it bother you if she hasn't?

>I'm not in doubt that leaving my gf is a mistake
Put that other girl out of your head. She is not worth it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yfc7otn7ZoY

I think maybe I should murder her husband. I don't want to hurt her, but he's been such a massive asshole to me, does stuff to fuck with me on FB all the time. It would mean so much to me to see him blerding on the conrete, crying, begging for mercy. He deserves it, compete fucking prick, I would loveto see him dead. But she doesn't. She still cares and wantd me to be okay...

I can go there on a student visa, I can go there by marrying her. Either is fine. germany = free education

OP here. Trying to reply to everyone but i might have to start skipping a few of you. Sorry friends.

There are people that love you. Even here on Sup Forums. I love you user. Don't fucking kill yourself.

Well....
> I usually eat fruit salads they're my favs
> sometimes I'll eat junk food but not a lot
> I do work out sometimes to cope with stress
> Umm I have a nice body according to women I encounter
> six pack, V on my hip
> My only flaw is that I have a gap but Currently have braces
> My weight is 145 ib
> I attend uni & work at a bank

So, I've known this girl for years. When we first met we seemed to fall in love, except I didn't take my chances when I had them, so she moved on and got a boyfriend. Thankfully she's really understanding and gave me the honour of letting me down easy, whereas every other guy she slam-dunked, including her boyfriend earlier on. The problem is, all the good advice I've ever received has amounted to "never give up", and that's paid off, with my primary school friends being reunited with me, staying out of pseudo-depression, etc. Hence I can't move on, because there's a part of me that still believes there's a chance for me if I just keep waiting. Getting her to cheat on him isn't an option because I respect the bloke too much and I promised her that I wouldn't get in the way of their relationship because I can see they're happy together. The other problem is that the only other girls I have a chance with either:

Live ages away, in some cases on a different fucking continent
Are being crushed on by my very suicidal friend. I could never go for her while running the risk of driving my friend that I saved a few times before to the point of attempting suicide again.
I rarely ever see
Are pretty ugly and/or unintelligent.

Also for some reason wherever I go I get dirty looks from strangers I've never seen before. I haven't been going to different places, I haven't changed my style at all other than wearing a black jacket as opposed to a brown corduroy jacket, while I wore that everyone seemed fine with me, and I haven't changed anything else either, so I'm starting to suspect that my enemies have very big social networks. That's kinda killing my chances too. And there's also the whole case of not being able to give up. Advice, please?

On a side note, the massive coincidences leading up to me finding my old friend isn't the only huge coincidence chain in my life, but that's too long of a story.

Okay. I was fine when you were talking about how bad you wanted to fuck your sister but this is not okay sir! Violence is not the answer. It never is.

Hey op. I like my job ok, I've got plenty of friends, money isn't very tight.

So why the fuck don't I have any ambition? My house is a mess, I drive trash,y old cars, I've never attempted to date, and I collect fucking video games. I don't think I'm depressed either, but I've shown signs of hypertension for basically no reason.

I too love you, random stranger. Don't kill yourself. Or your wife for that matter. Or any innocent children if you're that unstable.

It does bother me sometimes but (sigh) she tries because she feels bad but it's not the same. Like I love my gf but I guess

went out on a date with a cute girl; she's a lot like me. she goes on unrelated tangents, over explains things, makes terrible jokes. in short, great match up with my personality. only thing is, she's 19 and has a 4 year old kid so thats kinda weird for me.

I'm just so fucking depressed. 8 years of a fairy tale marriage and now it's just gone. My whole life was invested in this. Now I have jack shit.

I feel the same way, user. I don't know what to tell you. I distract myself by reading books and playing old video games.

Hang in there, man. (Pun intended.)