Sup Forums, tell me, what do you want for your birthday?

Sup Forums, tell me, what do you want for your birthday?

>inb4 death of [x]
For real, what do you guys hope you unwrap on your special day?

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Candles. What about you, OP?

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

a script of Percocet

A gun and one bullet.

A bleach cocktail

A pre-tied noose

A 20 story building with roof access

180 day fill of ambien or painkillers

A car with an unsafe cab that tops at 300kmh

My own bullet train station where I'm exempt from the 'no one allowed on tracks' rule

A fork and custom engraved power socket

My purpose..

nothing to unwrap but i really wish someone of my friends would wish me a happy birthday. every single one forgot it this year

I stopped caring about my birthday, so nothing.

>offered free things
>nah
why

its soon my birthday ( a little more than a month) and i really dont want anything in particular.

For my birthday, i wish id get really excited and happy as i was 8 years old.

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

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Respect

Birthday was 4 weeks ago. All I wanted was a text message from her. I was kinda hoping that she wouldn't forget or that she still cared but whatever. Things happen for a reason I guess.

My own lab, or at least the glassware for it

a time machine to take me back 10 years into the past, maybe this time I can change the shitty life i am having

...

richfag here.
i got a skateboard.

yay.

My girlfriends death

electronic piano so I can practice on a proper instrument
costs 500€ though

I want to die

This. Just can't find it anywhere online to buy :(

the feels....i really feel both of you. you are not alone Sup Forumsrothers

So edgy

A quality gaming rig. I'm currently on a shitty premade laptop that was never intend for more than videos and Microsoft word.

>inb4 build one
I'm too poor to even spare the money to buy one part a month until I have them all.