I got a two days old chick. What should I do with it?

I got a two days old chick. What should I do with it?

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Pat its little head.
It's cute.

Teach it tricks and name it Portfolio

Be sweet to it and take care of it and give it a kiss on the head

Cover it in petroleum jelly and slide it in your ass

take good care of it

it's the only chick you'll ever get

Timestamp

Place him on your shoulder like a pirate.

Cum on it, post pics

That's like one of those excellent Mr. Worf suggestions that the captain won't accept because he's a pussy.

This

Rolling

Break its neck then eat it.

rollerino

Cum over it and post a pic

Are baby ducks called chicks, cause thats a dam baby duck. Duckling is proper Portfolio

Rollingpin

Teach it how to fly
>Space program

Pet it

RoLL

Roollllllll

roll

reroll

fag

Why the fuck are you rolling op didn't ask for dubs.

Love and shower it in affection op.

treat it with care

Hot bath

Must obey dubs.

Roll for cum

Kill yourself.

No ,you kys

What if they say you're a faggot?

Train it to use a combination of subterfuge and lethal weaponry for the purposes of destroying ISIS.

Then I'll suck a dick......

WINRAR!
Now OP has to...

roll.

You unimaginable faggot.

Wtf op cp guys cp

ROLL

Treat it like a pet and if you don't have the proper equipment/facilities to raise it, find someone who does and give it to a loving home

Raise it til it's big enough to eat, then slaughter it and have some... duck? Whatever it is, it's food.

Roll roll rolllllliiinnnnnnn......

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RESPECT

Rollin for butt Fuckin the duck....

Treat it with compassion op, feed and water him and make him a little pond in your basement

rolll

rolllin

ROLLING

rollen

Make him fly

Fgt

shoot it with a bb gun

Lurking

roll

reroll

Baby duck space program

kill it

feed it bacon.

love it, care for it, feed it until it dies of old age.

Shit on it.

only feed with fruits
kill it after a year.
try if he/she taste fruity

Space program

Use it as a class project on how the nazis killed Jews during the holocaust

Roll

Have you got a chainsaw?

Grind it up and smoke a bowl out of it.

Fuck it

name it "balls because he likes to play with balls"
and feed it some bacon.

that's a duckling retard

The bird, the bird is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker BURN!!!

Stone it to death because chickitry is absolutely haram

Throw it at a picture of the twin towers

Make it in to spaghetti bolognese

name it balls because he likes to play with balls.

Let it be free

fuck it

WinRar

Feed it only chicken meat.
>When it's big enough, put feathers on meat
>Then try to feed him a dead chicken
>If it has learned eating through the skin and feathers, put a >chicken on a RC car and train it to hunt a moving chicken
>Repeat until it's able to kill some chickens
>Profit

Didn't even say to do anything, fucking mentally retarded shit stain of a post

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