I got a two days old chick. What should I do with it?
I got a two days old chick. What should I do with it?
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Pat its little head.
It's cute.
Teach it tricks and name it Portfolio
Be sweet to it and take care of it and give it a kiss on the head
Cover it in petroleum jelly and slide it in your ass
take good care of it
it's the only chick you'll ever get
Timestamp
Place him on your shoulder like a pirate.
Cum on it, post pics
That's like one of those excellent Mr. Worf suggestions that the captain won't accept because he's a pussy.
This
Rolling
Break its neck then eat it.
rollerino
Cum over it and post a pic
Are baby ducks called chicks, cause thats a dam baby duck. Duckling is proper Portfolio
Rollingpin
Teach it how to fly
>Space program
Pet it
RoLL
Roollllllll
roll
reroll
fag
Why the fuck are you rolling op didn't ask for dubs.
Love and shower it in affection op.
treat it with care
Hot bath
Must obey dubs.
Roll for cum
Kill yourself.
No ,you kys
What if they say you're a faggot?
Train it to use a combination of subterfuge and lethal weaponry for the purposes of destroying ISIS.
Then I'll suck a dick......
WINRAR!
Now OP has to...
roll.
You unimaginable faggot.
Wtf op cp guys cp
ROLL
Treat it like a pet and if you don't have the proper equipment/facilities to raise it, find someone who does and give it to a loving home
Raise it til it's big enough to eat, then slaughter it and have some... duck? Whatever it is, it's food.
Roll roll rolllllliiinnnnnnn......
Rollin for butt Fuckin the duck....
Treat it with compassion op, feed and water him and make him a little pond in your basement
rolll
rolllin
ROLLING
rollen
Make him fly
Fgt
shoot it with a bb gun
Lurking
roll
reroll
Baby duck space program
kill it
feed it bacon.
love it, care for it, feed it until it dies of old age.
Shit on it.
only feed with fruits
kill it after a year.
try if he/she taste fruity
Space program
Use it as a class project on how the nazis killed Jews during the holocaust
Roll
Have you got a chainsaw?
Grind it up and smoke a bowl out of it.
Fuck it
name it "balls because he likes to play with balls"
and feed it some bacon.
that's a duckling retard
The bird, the bird is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker BURN!!!
Stone it to death because chickitry is absolutely haram
Throw it at a picture of the twin towers
Make it in to spaghetti bolognese
name it balls because he likes to play with balls.
Let it be free
fuck it
WinRar
Feed it only chicken meat.
>When it's big enough, put feathers on meat
>Then try to feed him a dead chicken
>If it has learned eating through the skin and feathers, put a >chicken on a RC car and train it to hunt a moving chicken
>Repeat until it's able to kill some chickens
>Profit
Didn't even say to do anything, fucking mentally retarded shit stain of a post
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