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President Donald John Trump

Predictions for QT tonight?

>Muh hard Brexit
>Muh Trump
>Muh NHS

Scotland must be destroyed.

cara

My current job lads

Imagine working for the foreign office lads

Just imagine

Literally paradise

hi

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what are we going to do about the bankers' bonuses????

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mine was clean with nowt in the keyboard. i take it out of the case and use t'vacuum cleaner once in a while. only pubes in it are mine, usually they are business laptops so one's bollocks rarely come into the vicinity of the keyboard

Can't we kill all women?

>tfw used to be me
>got /fit/
>now I fuck girls like her and never text them back
>will never sink to being that beta again
>tfw I just made all of this up except for the first sentence.

things i am bored of:
news
brexit
trump
porridge

guess you won't be getting a job in the being able to use printscreen field any time soon

Ah yes, Toilet Toilet Fart

those FUCKING BANKERS

Brutal

agreed

AND THEIR FUCKING BONUSES

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

why would anyone be platonic friends with a woman? they're horrible people

>i'm le muslim please make fun of trump cos i want to go to le america

Fuck off.

i miss porridge

What do you do when telemarketers call you?

The other day, some Indian dude called my house and I just messed with him

>Hello, my name is Kevin and I'm with-
>Wait, what's your name?
>Kevin Parker, and I'm with-
>Where are you from, Kevin?
>Georgia and-
>Wait, YOU are from Georgia?
>*he hangs up on me*

porridge is overrated

it tastes like mildly oat flavoured wallpaper paste

same as always with slightly more angry remainers as they've lost all hope they were clinging on to

Where are my proud nooordern Brothas? One of our very own is becoming the most powerful man in the universe very soon!

NOOOOORRDAAAAAN BROTHHHHASSS

Show thyself

mouse keeps being pulled down because the cord is so heavy

nice

Donny (dunny) John (toilet) Trump (fart)

i havent answered my home phone in at least 6 years

THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

I'm completely sick of that faggot Farron trying to pretend people didn't actually vote for Brexit.

The Call That Saved Europe

the guy deserves it, what a cringey thing to say to someone

was never gonna work

girl wasn't even brutal, just rejecting the little dickhead

absolutely dastardly behaviour being carried out by the bankers as of late

I don't see the problem with this. He was the retard who tried to make an implication of a romantic relationship publicly online. She rebuffed it in the nicest way possible with some wordplay.

>the phone call that saved /brit/

*raises pint to mouth
*takes a big glup of ale
*slams pint on table

Bloody bankers bonuses

>christmas was 6 months ago

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>Toilet, toilet, fart for president

Is this the pinnacle of humour?

>Fail McFartney

Went shit after the beatles m8

more like paul mcfartney

>they're horrible people
yes, but so am I

fuckin BUZZIN FOR TOMORROW!!!

why is mexicANO so obsessed with dolan trunk

wings had some good songs, negroid

DOLAN DRUMPF pee

fartmind

I reckon he has a sub-80 IQ, that's the only plausible explanation for his antics really.

fart

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howling

would you ever kiss a pom

By the Grace of God, Donald John Trump, President of the United States

ahh no the rorke aussie is here

literal 7 year olds

if Talking Heads played at the inauguration i think i'd cum myself into a coma

I was at school today with some 7 year olds.

*goes to work*
*banks*
*leaves work*
*receives bonus*

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the first girl i ever kissed was technically a pom even though she moved to australia when she was like 3

so yes

>fart jokes

ah yes, is this the ever famous british humor I always hear about?

we are discussing american culture dumbass

nonce

Do you actually like Trump? Or are you only playing along?

11 year olds get out of Sup Forums

More like talking farts

yeah he was better than hillary clinton

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my man thinks that hes hard
must think i just spit bars
lets go to the pussyholes yard
are you mad blud pull up the car

just spent 300€ on headphones feel like an absolute billionaire looool

Some lad got banned on Sup Forums for posting a pewdiepie thread

Sup Forums.org/bans

praise janny

>opinion in re the E.U. can be broken down into a matter of Left v's Right.
>who were Tony Benn and Barbara Castle (?)

think you meant to reply to this nonce

I'm a volunteer in a primary school. I'm going to become a teacher. I am not a nonce.

need a tasty cock in my mouth NOW

no(nce)

I don't think I've ever seen rule 6 enforced

complete rube more like

just coughed up blood again lads. think i might be dying

Nonce

>US president
>not just a slightly bigger swamp dweller

all male teachers are nonces

what headphones?

It's unenforceable.

t. nonces trying to deflect from their noncery by accusing others of noncery

what time is the inauguration

Save it for the judge, nonce.

what are you using them with

11:30am

Good thing I am not male then.

They aren't but everyone will semi-consciously think of you as one anyway, especially if you're not a fun happy feminine normie

you're gunna get fucking twatted if you talk like that round here

wew
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12 noon NY time

coverage at 11 am

ive been banned multiple times according to rule 6 for *brraaaaap* posting

17:00 gmt is when he takes the oath

why would you want to become a teacher unless you were a nonce? it's a boring frustrating job for losers

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