Role play edition

This planet is under occupation of the Klingon empire.
State your business

You've forgotten one thing though this planet belongs to the federation.

Between this and that got thread this is the worst day in Sup Forums history. Fucking hell mods ban the redditors already or this shit becomes normal

>calls someone a redditor
>doesn't have GOT threads filtered
oiamlaffin

Ferengi ship detected, red alert!

We're scanning the region for dublithium crystals.

No dilithium here, fire torpedos!

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Taking fire!
Damage report

We've lost power to the engines sir

Non of you trekkies wants to play with me?

Take me now, human!

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MIn Du'wIj!

Jesus fuck, Worf

>tfw born in the wrong century

Evening ladies, care for a glass of prunejuice?

We space googled you and found this pic. Ahahahahahah!

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>Enterprise is five parsecs out of Rigel XII
>Nothing's going on
>Neutral Zone is quiet
>crew is bored... so they put on a pie-eating contest
>whole crew is in the galley
>they're eating tulaberry pies as fast as the replicator can churn 'em out
>it's down to just three: Kirk, Spock, and Chekov
>Kirk can't take it anymore, he yorks
>down to Chekov and Spock
>Chekov's got Scotty back in the transporter room locked in on Chekov's stomach
>Every time Chekov eats a pie, Scotty beams it right out of him
>Scotty's in the transporter room when Lieutenant Uhura comes in and she's got, like, her big pointies
>Scotty's fingers are all sweaty
>Chekov screams, he sprays blood out of his mouth
>Scotty beamed his guts into space

I think I see a wee chunk of tulaberry out there

why do those spaceships wear those silly hats?

I am on a peaceful, fact-finding mission. Requesting permission to begin my survey.

Bravo

Bravo Vince

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As you wish, proceed.
Ask me anything

So they can tip them?

I'm on a mission of peace.
I seek PEACEful CO-EXISSSTENCE.

Th- ....The android at the baaar told me you could help my find my koochee moya...