Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Eternal Virginity: The Thread
Cirno claim
With pic, sounds almost like you're into the idea
o_O ;-P
Are you the same person trying to rape Shizu-chan..? Your responses have pretty much the same speech pattern...
Shizu, this that guy? (Or 2 it seems) This either of them?
>(You)'s are necessary for survival.
Imagine... a world where your Internet followers are ACTUALLY your currency. You no longer buy and sell things for intermediate cash, you do it for favors. The more followers you have, the greater influence you have in the advertising world, and they in turn have influence in what gets produced.
Where even Bitcoins went out of style, those with no Likes, Follows, or Subs perish, and those with many become like GODS!
Oh, what a Dystopia.
Sounds funny, though.
Oh still?
Honestly mmo gameplay seems so redundant to me
I guess we differ a lot don't se Alice?
Uh perhaps I was lurking without paying enough attention
Sorry, thanks for clearing it up tough.
Good idea though growing some muscle goes well with the ladies.
Whats the doctor going to do about it?
Ah it's fine I might take a late night nap and join you guys in discord
>Have a few beers
Damn I want some too but I'm too lazy to go to the store.
Is Canadian beer any good because I always heard USA beer was piss
Jailbait boat
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See
Carl, come down for some dinner and stop spending all day on wiffu threads, it's been a week
Mom
>go to New Student Orientation
>start registering for classes
>forced to take some "Student Development" class
>try to register for class after class, all of them are full
>talk to some bitch
>"Our next available one is on Octo-"
>SHUT UP BITCH SIGN ME UP FOR IT SO I CAN SEE THE OTHER CLASSES
>every other class is full
>mffw
I guess this is my punishment for signing up and registering last minute. Guess I'll be taking one whole class this semester.
calamity-masu'd
Found a stack of Pokemon cards. Several promos and Gym leader cards
I do like oboe. And this is quite nice.
Well not really. I'm just an honorary boat. I'd need an actual boat to learn about boats.
Probably. Dunno.
Ah, so you already answered that.
Muscle Relaxants.
>ladies
Only lady for me is Shiro.
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How many good boy points have you saved up?
no
i was just flirting with him
that megu cunt was the one raping him
Claiming Felix
do you know any other anime like Rewrite?
I've seen Little Busters, Clannad & After Story, Kanon (remake - 2006), Angel Beats.
After Sidonia S2, I'd kinda like another one like those, though
Something with the same feel as those Key ones.
you are dumb to think classes would be open.
Wow. Way to spoil the fun.
Ten. Mommy is making me tendies as I type this.
We have some very good ones but we also have american and imported.
>tfw can't go to beer festival this weekend
True, but for EVERY class to be full? That was a bit surprising.
Usually weekend or night classes have a few seats open. Not this time around.
Eat a dick hombre.
I'm shocked, Megumin!
You didn't seem like the type, with reading the Diamonds and Navy Seals and Memery.
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Someone's hambre for dick
wait... is this character actually a trap?
Mine
Hmm.
I could tell that was a boy the instant he was claimed. Who the fuck names their neko-daughter Felix?
nine
9
nein
ナイン
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THE STRONGEST!
r...?
I answered it just as the thread died though, easy miss
You can't blame me for wanting to have a little bit of fun here and there. :^)
Fail
You might be right. No need to learn your own silhouette either.
I don't mind if you explore it a bit to memorize the shape... but I have to learn about yours as well.
It's of crucial importance to be able to tell ships apart at a glance, or by touch in the dark..
cunt
Guess it's time to kill yourself.
I guess that's something they can give you
I'm pretty sure you'll change your mind later but fine shiro is really cute
>That pic
Honestly Oktoberfest has the best beer I have ever had, although it hits you like a fucking train
Why can't you go? Sounds like fun
D.Va
Problem, baka?
Neck
No... definitely... not doing that....
However, 40002 wasn't me. IDK who that was.
baka[S]*
Also, you did the personality wrong. See:
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Yourself
WHY ALICE WHY
It's too far for me to go while I'm on standby for calls. And I don't really have anyone to go with anyway
Not particularly. I actually don't watch much anime. I tend to prefer visual novels.
Wish you wouldn't mess with me anonymously.
That's the reason i call you bully.
>noted.
Hmm... Well that seems reasonable. I guess.
>Exploratory rattles
So... you're the other Cirno guy?
When did you start posting again? I haven't seen you in ages
December 2006.
What about you?
Naw Shizuru baby, I'm sorry.
Too bad you and queen don't live close
Don't you have some old friends in another town?
If I had money id totally wanna go with you, beer festivals are the shit
>December 2006.
999 B.C., right after Steve Jobs founded Tumblr. That's when I joined r/waifu/
Newfag.
No, but why are you posting as Yugi, now? You're NOT the other Cirno claimer?
>Gasai
Currently finishing MSG Zeta and DJ Agetarou, and hoping Berserk won't continue to suck.
Maru
Ibuki is still mine
fuck.... missed it by 1.
I've been claiming Cirno for over 9 years now. Also
>1110
baka
There can be only one Alice ~
but wait... you're posting as Yugi.... and Yugi is KoG... Are you trying to fucking tell me, boi, that KoG is the other Cirno guy?
BAKA BAKA
4's kinda look like 9's, bakas~
:-)
?Did i
I'm sure there are a lot of Cirno guys.
However, I'm THE Cirno guy.
Yeah I have friends nearby but I don't think they would want to go there anyway.
>I really wanna meet him that would be crazy.
What the FUCK?!!?!?!?!
What fucking Black Magic are you running, baka~?!!
This is TOO MANY GETS in a row!
Are you REALLY just using that one monitoring add-on?
That's SO unlikely...
Does Cirno even have a personality?
Yes. It's "baka baka".
More personality than shiro
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Don't worry about ripping anything for better access.
That happens constantly anyways. You'll get used to it.
didn't you know it was me?
is this learning how to sex boats class?
Yes, she has something between a tsundere and a geek.
If she were transposed into Akihabara as a high school girl instead of Gensokyou, she'd be like a Chuuni or something.
She'd probably join or start some weird ass club and RP all the time.
Looks like it's already done for me anyways
>lewd rattles
No.
Stone Claimed Steve Austin
Self help class by boats for boats.
I might have been a little overeager with the demonstration. There isn't much left to tear on you either.
>happy rattles
Hey.
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Oh that sucks, what kind of friends don't want to drink beer and have fun
It would be pretty cool yes, you'd better tell us everything when you do
>And take pictures
Sorry late answer im pretty tired so I think I'll leave thread for a sec
>You know it wasn't on porpuse right cutie?
I would never treat you like that. those guys are animals.
HOL UP
Well you should expect it
sounds like a good class
discount filenames
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I know I know~ Rest well cutie
I laffed
Where are you all from? That one guy that called someone an abbo is probably from Dingoland.
Hi Shiro. I'm trying to play Rust right now so a little distracted. How goes it?
I should know my classes are good but more of me in my class wouldn't hurt.
Canadia fag here
Could be better, my mom is kinda forcing me to go to the doctor. I'll be leaving any minute now.
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Hey, does anybody here know Meryl's code number?
No kidding. If i rip anything else i'm pretty sure we go in to R-18 territory.
I appreciate the sentiment. They were being a little more forward than usual...
I guess i will from now on then?
140.15
It's on the back of the CD case.
Oh the nostalgia.
It's on the back of the cd case.
Oh look, lowest common denominator shitposting! Muh Sup Forums, muh speshul club, anomalous, go back 2 reddit, old fag here.
Claim
I need to get into God Eater series when I get the chance, it might just suit me.
Boat Sachii.
Alice
Take it and post your top 5 you fucking pedophiles
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Primal (Hunter)
99% Switch
99% Primal (Prey)
90% Pet
86% Experimentalist
here
here claiming kuro
You already know but I'll post it again anyway
98% Dominant
97% Degrader
95% Master/Mistress
94% Sadist
89% Owner