Be a 20 year old virgin

>Be a 20 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
>Feelsbadman.jpg

So how old are you virgins?

>27
>no sex
>no kisses since HS

3 more lvls bro and im in the promise land.

lol why is it so accurate

lost it at 17
almost didnt go to prom

>Be 18
> lose it to my catholic girlfriend after promising to marry her
>break up with her
kek

kek
das a classic right there.

>be me
>be 18
>be on vacation in texas
>girl on tinder
>thinks i'm hot kek
>Comes to my hotel
>Fuck her on my parents bed
> kick her out like some 2 cent whore
>feltgood.jpg
> Be later
> have a constant grin while looking at my mom
> burst out in laughter when aasked wtf is wrong with me
>mfw

hah
been there done dat, manigga

24 here and never kissed

we are on our way to wizardry my friend,
I will see you there.

I only lost mine at 20 OP. First time I kissed a girl was 19. There is still hope for you.

Im just like you but im 19
It sucks to have never kissed a girl
Probably my helipcoptermom, social anxiety, autism,social retarded low QI and uglyness are related to my situation

Yea lol being a wizard is one of my long term goals

Aint thinking on getting a girl anymore

at 20 I was also a kissless virgin. then lost it to a 7/10 cutie and now I have a 10/10 gf. nothing to worry about.

you should worry

At 19 should i worry for have never kissed ?

I think once you are 25 theres no reverse

worry about what?
A wet warm hole?
Or someone that say
they love you til they
change there mind?

lol u should only worry if your lazy and ugly and fat (and autistic).
if yes improve
if no just talk to girls at parties and ask them out (its one sentence like 'hey wanna hang out?' that can lead to years of pussy)

25
Never kissed a girl. Never tried for a relationship so can't complain. I am afraid of rejection, emotional intimacy, or something else which is the reason that I've been afraid to try. Declined opportunities in college as didn't want my first time to be with someone I barely knew who simply was drunk and wanted to do something for a night.

Only go out with friends, so I never really meet new people. Without outside circumstances forcing me to meet me new people (such as college, etc), I don't really forsee much changing. Any naive notions of meeting someone and something just clicking between us have long since left my mind. Won't happen without me making the first move, which I've never been able to force myself to do.

both are really nice things actually and I would be very unhappy without them. but whatever floats ur boat...

SOunds like you putting too much pressure on finding someone. Not your fault though.
I used to just start talking to girls. Literally go up to girl no matter how ugly and talk
and that would make me feel pretty good. Even when i gave up on having sex
and shit. It felt pretty good when girls i didn't know ten minutes ago are giving me
their full attention on the most random rambling. And if it got weird or awkward I
would run away. Literally or figuratively depending.

I was 23 and unkissed. Got tinder and my own place. 25 now and 12 girls fucked. First one is embarassing though. She was fat and ugly

Happiness is never from an outside source.
So in turn, unhappiness can't come from an
absence of an outside source.

21 y/o.
Virgin.
Had a peck on cheek once.
Never had a crush.
Never loved. Never lost.
I don't feel the need to find a partner.
I want to die alone. I don't want anybody to miss me.
And I never felt the need to get a gf. Ever.

26 years old kisslessfag, maybe I'll a hero soon

>Never had a crush.
>Never loved. Never lost.
>I don't feel the need to find a partner.
>I want to die alone. I don't want anybody to miss me.
>And I never felt the need to get a gf. Ever.
You have to gtfo of there as soon as possible, suicide thoughts will come very soon if you don't change it

...

Well, too fucking bad user, I started asking questions about death at the age of 5, thought about killing myself at 9, had 5 planned ways out by 18. If you gaze into abyss - the abyss will gaze back. Suicide thoughts are part of me now, I guess. To be completely honest with you, I haven't done it because: I don't want to cause my parents this pain, I don't want them to bury me, I must pay them all the money they spent on me, and last, but not least, I'd like to go out with a bang.
So yeah, don't think a GF can fix my shit

thats like the dumbest thing I ever read in my 7 years of browsing Sup Forums

I wish i were you
Crushing on girls that never notice you is painfull

Resons why you never kissed ?

>be me
>yesterday night
>22yrs old
>fridaynight out drinking and talking with some friend. go to a couple faculty bars too
>throughout the evening I don't really give attention to any female is our vicinity, mostly cause I don't care.
>twice have nice eye contact, both smile back. an asian girl and a halfblood (great smile)
>be polite, smile back
>turn my attention back to my two friends and continue having a nice evening.
>half blood girl came to ask my number
>type it in
>put palm of hand on her neck/jaw
>give kiss on forehead
>wished her a nice evening and that we'd text somewhere this week
>she smiles and has the little twinkels in her eyes (they fucking love it when you do the forehead kiss thing)
>"bye bye"

I'll probably text start of next week.

I don't get how why you make it so difficult for yourself

if your face looks like shit then that's too bad, live with it, but most common things you can just change. work out a bit, run a bit, have a good looking (not over the top) clothing. (I was literally there in a jeans and a grey/red tshirt and sneakers)

and for the love of fuck don't go chasing them, you look like an idiot. desperate as fuck and that's a real put off. if you're going to club/bars specifically to pick up chicks then you're doing it wrong. just go have a good talk with friends, chill a bit, usual stuff. 80-90% of your focus should be on your friends. some beat club pussy isn't worth it.

Fat nerd during high school, lost a bunch, finally got laid at 22

Well, Iwas like you, but five years ago I knew a girl really diferent, she looked at me and was the first an last person I've been interessed, then a heart attack killed her and never tried to be with someone anymore. My whole I was life alone but don't cared me, knew someone who made me change, she died and being depressed like five years, I know I don't know you, but at this way, I don't wanna you go through the same hell as me
I Never loved, neither be loved, and maybe too fag to even try it
good for you user

You did your first kiss at 22 too ?

Man I had to wait until 21 (with a big missed opportunity at 15). I'm living a healthy and fulfilling sexual life now, 32 yo. Don't panic.

just 13 more years until i'm a wraith...

So anybody hear about that new firey worm hole spell that eats your enemies?
I've been asking around but my community has so many lowly chads

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Yep. All completely out of nowhere; after so many years of wanting and not getting anything, in the end even after I'd lost the weight, socially I was a bit off. (Never mind that, no matter how much you lose, old hang ups die hard)

Imagine my surprise when I ended up escorting a mutual friend of another friend's out one night because she couldn't make it, and that same night when I dropped her off, she just buried her face in mine. Wasn't even trying shit, I guess I was projecting more positivity than usual. Still working on my head, but it's not so bad right now.

It really isn't, I've been fucking bitches left and right since I was 21.

Turns out it was just a lot of undealt with anxiety,

How old virgin do i have to be to get zalgo overpowered will ?

Wow
And then you got laid again or something

shit man i have so many years until wraith
but Fuck if those arent cool powers and costume

Lost mine at 17.. Been steady since with mulitple girls. Don't worry bro you will find someone

I got together with her, lasted... just under 6 months? She was a far bit older than me, priorities were a bit different (I was 22, she was 30)

Then I hit my honours year at university, so I didn't really concern myself with women. Finished that, started going out again and within not long I had another thing about to get off the ground, which I had to postpone (which means I've probably effectively killed it) because I was going to Greece for two months.

19 years
never kissed
but I 2 girls have sent me nudes :\ life sux

Do not fear my friend.
In our time we will raise to the call
Continue the path of the wizard, so you may dip in to the infinite life.

if we die a virgin at 90+ what happens?
do we become our own universe?

I have fondled boobs but nothing else not even a kiss

Lost virginity at 17 master race

aahhaahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhah keep dreaming

Which rank of the patriarchy are you brother?

My presence was documented in this rare script

SCITTERING CREATURES OF HELL ACTIVATE
*waves my staff in the air and thousands of flesh eating bettles envelope the chad*

27 years old, unkissed, virgin, i own 3 different pocket pussys tho. Calling them trixy, marianne and cleopatra,
trixy on monday-wednesday.
marianne wednesday - friday
cleopatra friday-sunday

better then nothing

34 y/o virgin reporting in.
also kissless, handheldless, dateless

*bows before you*
it truly is an honor to be in your presence

22 year old was virgin at start of year... fucked 14yo I met online. Was amazing, then fucked 19yo I met on tinder, was awful.

i got my hand held once
it was nice
thanks mom

First kiss at 18 and virgin until 24. There is hope. I thought it was gone out the window, but then I just met someone I clicked with big time.

24yo
Last kiss 6 years ago in hs
I paid a hooker a year ago because i didnt wanna die virgin it was a crappy experience i lasted 1 hour she was hurrying me up and her fake screams were annoying af

I'm jealous

and thats why you bash the side of her head in with the butt of a pistol and fuck her slowly cooling body

everything same as you

i bet you are
im such a chad

Yeah i wish i was a criminal but I'm a nice guy

16 years for me
looking forward

>lost my virginity at 15 to a girl that was 17 going 18 in 2 months who thought i was 16 because I was taller than her by a foot
>after that lost interest in playing girls and started to play the piano

not too bad at all Sup Forumsros

27 virgin, kissless
never ever had a female friend.
I was told i'm good looking, nice and fun, but it sounds like lies to me.
Beside, last year i was at a party, friends told me to wear a candy necklace, never had so much attention from whores ...
Women are not from the same species as Men. Whats the point of getting a girlfriend anyway ?

In the end, i only feel bad about my virgin dick when i get pressured by society. Let me and my jinds live alone without those money craving sucubus.

Fappping is free and my hand never had headache. Choose your side, i already feel like a wizard !

Lost my virginity in middleschool.

my life would feel so complete if that ever would happen me

post dick pls

>19
>no kisses
>no friendships
>I can't even remember when I last touched a girl, if at all after primary school

Trust me, you're gonna love it when you actually be wizard

Lost it at 14. Had a good string of girlfriends until 17 and then a few one nighters at 18. once at 19 and now i'm 22 and haven't tasted from the fountain since. I'm now a born again virgin so when i reach 49 i will be a wizard :P

On an unrelated note, i became serious on Sup Forums when i was 18 > .

>22
>started pleasuring at 14
>first time dick inside at 16
>have experience, confidence, reputation, etc
>whores and sluts are super interested, I don't care. I like the shy girl next door type girls since that's where I have all the good memories from.

it started with luck, have a good feel for it, all the rest is experience, which builds confidence

OK, my opinion might be unpopular here, but really, faggots, do yourseld a favor and take a look at /r/theredpill and take it seriously.

It's a lot of hard work but worked like a fucking charm for me.

18yo kissless virgin, turning 19 in January. I want to lose it before I hit 20, starting college next week.

I guess the reason is that I'm ugly with crippling insecurities, so I never bothered talking to girls. Slowly stepping out of my comfort zone.

>perfect life except for a bad social life
I thought I was perfectly happy but now the loneliness of being a virgin is creeping upon me and it's getting scary

Lost at 15
have fucked more than 40 grills
have had some lesser relationships
still feel like a twat
wtf is wrong with me

will you tards stop complaining about being virgins? start working on bettering yourself and all the rest in life comes with it. friends, respect, girls, blablabla

> this

just look decent and stop giving a fuck/trying so hard

>35
>never even talked to a woman

make way for the real men scrub

You are doing it all wrong.. Here is my advice:
>Clean yourself up, it will make you feel more confident
>Make friends with a cute chubby
>Do not get feelings for her
>Be cool, have some drinks
>Fuck her
Chubby girls have great pussy in my experience, also will love to know they took your v-card, will not complain of your lack of stamina. Get exp points this way then move on.
>Do not catch feelings!

>18
>no sex
>never had gf
>never held hands with girl
>never even asked girl out

I-I've still got time, r-right?

seconded

>MFW turned 26 40mins ago and still virg

will this shirt get me a gf?

Don't abandon your quest for wizardry, friend

>mfw having tons of meaningless sex with whores i don't care about

i was in your spot at your age, so you do have time

first time i kissed/fuck was at 23. now 30, have had a few women since then, but definitely didnt turn into a player. found that it got easier after the first girl.

Lost my virginity at 21, seasonal work.
Went in to IT as a teen and regretted it all.

13-25 is fine, so long as you start seeing girls and socialise and most importantly don't obsess like retards...

I've caught up since and all other virgins can too. Don't fret

I just had a fap to celevrate it
the worse part is that I don't feel anything, I've just accepted my fated

Only had sex with one person and the last time was 5 years ago. Am I fucked?

Yup.
Once.

piss off normalfag

I'm 29.
I've never even kissed anybody. I haven't even held hands. But I have lots of money! I never spend it. I have less things every year, and more money.

At first I was lonely.
And then I filled that loneliness with my imagination.
I realize of course that I won't magically turn into a wizard in a year.
Now I lay down at night and realize I don't feel anything at all.
I believe that's the real super power.

I will probably die in some meaningless way in maybe a decade or two.

Joe?

Why don't you try to make more money with your money if i only had money I'd make more money and I'd live surrounded by hookers

Thank you user this one made me laugh

23, kissless