What are 5 things that would make the perfect girl for you?

What are 5 things that would make the perfect girl for you?

>Loves Wrestling
>Has Pasty white skin with black hair
>Loves anal
>Loves Pokemon(idc if she doesn't like other games)
>Loves sushi as much as me

you need to die

>Great sense of humor, calls people faggot
>Pale white with red/black/blue hair
>Willing to let me in that booty
>Smelly feet
>Hella cute smile

>wrestling
kill yourself

was real would be nice

Eat shit bob Ross
Anyway

>Same as user (backdoor access)
>Cute feet
>Tall 6"-6'3
>Loves 80s movies
>Loves the band queen

>>Does anal
>>Does anal
>>Does anal
>>Does anal
>>Does anal

>Shorter Redhair or Black hair
>Pierced and Tattooed
>Similar music Taste
>5'7-6'
>Atleast Mildly leftist

Fuck off ya NEET, as if wrestling is worse than the tranny porn and scat videos you're into

>Loves Wrestling
fat
>Has Pasty white skin with black hair
basement dweller.
>Loves anal
vagina has herpes
>Loves Pokemon(idc if she doesn't like other games)
paedophile
>Loves sushi as much as me
Fish breath

u gay bro

Ha! You managed to describe my gf you wanker.

Ah, your gf palmela

b8 or ?

Nope.

>pokeman

dude my gf is way hotter, had a threesome with her twin sister the otherday. she tried to peg me

Good for you.

if you want a girl that like wrestling, it's a good thing you like sushi

Tried to peg you? Like a surprise attack?

as in my finger almost went up my ass

Pale white skin
Red hair
Likes cold climate
Likes vidya
Likes to spice things up in the bed

Please have sex and go back to /asp/

Penis

>Good cook
>White
>Good in bed
>Loves sucking cock
>Smart but just not enough to outsmart me.

???
What do you meme by this

>Showers
>Weights
>Clue

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>a nice rounded ass
>Good attitude, no white trash or ghetto hoes
>Freak
>Shorter the better
>Cute face, I need something to look at

Why is that?

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>Insane (Preferably psychotic or BPD)
>Blonde or Redhead
>Loves anything from the 20th century for music
>Likes philosophy
>Cinephile

>money
>not fat or chubby even a little
>doesnt fuck niggers
>doesnt smoke
>no tattoos

Besides the wrestling, I'm hitting that at the moment.

petite redhead
cooks
cleans
fucks whenever I want
no long conversations

I'll buy that for a dollar!

MOAR PAIGE

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>exists
>mentally stable
>exists
>likes me
>Fucking exists

>has a face
>has tits
>has a belly button
>has a vagina
>has a pulse
Fuck me, I'm lonely.

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>loves weed
>pale with black hair
>really skinny
>docile
>hates everything to do with hipsters/social media/feminism etc

>not black
>doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs
>watches anime and plays video games
>would like to cuddle often
>looks like pic related

Nice one

Smart,friendly,helpful,funny,loving

>Libertarian-ISH
>Humble
>Generous
>Horny 24/7
>Stylish/Elegant

Pretty much like pic-related.
>BBW
>pale
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>and with a wicked sense of humor

this guy gets it

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> Data mining
> Data mining
> Data mining
> Data mining

Any pics? Blur the face if you have to

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y'all are describing me! love you!

Paige is already perfect

Thanks, fam.

Can I give you my gf?

Wrestling? Pokemon? What are ya, 12?

6'3!!! Admit it, you want a man

Not him, but I can get behind what he's saying. Tall women are cute af.

did you meet a girl while pokemon hunting yesterday?

>money

Better find a man

ITT: All basement dwelling anons who just want looks and wants to show off someone they can't get

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>Loves Wrestling
>Has Pasty white skin with black hair
>Loves anal
>Loves Pokemon(idc if she doesn't like other games)
>Loves sushi as much as me

op, you need a man fagot

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>Feminist
>Progressive
>Sense of humor
>/tg/ hobbies
>Rides bikes

My wife and I don't like wrestling, her hair is blonde instead of black, but I've nailed the rest of it. Frickin looooves sushi, and I've even got her liking natto now.

>inb4 weaboo

pics of that but pen

>White Skin , Black Hair
>Loves weed
>Cute smile
>intelligent
>Interested in IT and so

>feminist
>progressive

Pick one, user. I am as liberal as they come, and I years ago realised the modern feminist movement is infested with authoritarian, autistic sociopaths.

this

Sorry, she just left for work. She's a prof at a uni here, and they're having an open-campus event today.

That happens to me when I wipe after a shit.

>obnoxious sense of humor, as an earlier poster said; calls people faggot
>slim, between 5ft to 5ft5, long brown hair
>enjoys nature and the countryside
>will actually love and care about me (inb4 gay)
>enjoys sharing each others hobbies and interests

>short blonde hair
>fiery soul
>triple D's
>Guy feirre

>Pale white skin with red or black hair
>Philosophical, artistic and abstract way of perceiving life.
>Bubble butt and big tits
>Fetichistic and horny 24/7
>Stoner

>chubby big ass and thighs with wide hips
>long hair
>cynical and feisty but not too bitchy
>enjoys literature, computer technology and tabletop games
>likes pissing and facesitting

>Likes/Practices martial arts
>Traditional values
>Doesn't follow trends
>Not a hipster
>Not a vegan
>Calm
>Tries to make the better of herself
>Has artistic talent
>Religious
>Loves to learn new things
>Good with kids
>Aspires to become a better woman
>Good taste in music and clothing
>History and fiction works
>Not a tumblrina

Yes. I couldn't have said it better myself
+1

Can you count?

Can't count while i'm touching myself

>cute face
>braces
>small perky tits
>bubbly personality
>12 years old

>has pulse

too picky

really cute, would also cuddle with often. her owner is ugly as shit tho

>not black

No black women at all? Not even if they look like Stacey Dash or Kelly Rowland?

>she doesn't buy the romantic Hollywood crap
>she doesn't wanna meet my parents or want me to meet hers
>she wants sex all day
>she hates people and public places
>strongly believes that love it's bullshit

>Good manners
>Can raise children well
>Faithful
>Rational, independent, or otherwise above average intelligence
>Ideally 8+/10

Or she's Fucking a nigger you never know

It doesn't have to be a nigger could be anyone

dafuq?

None at all, no matter how many 'white features' they may have. I've never been attracted to them, and the feeling's always been mutual.
>black male myself

You have some unrealistic expectations fam

I know i scare away every girl with my thoughts and expectations

So why not try to be more practical?

Has sense of humor
Likes anal
Likes Vidya
Loyal
Have a nice booty

Benoit yourself

>slavic
>bought and paid for
>completely submissive
>college degree
>built like pic related

>doesn't mind that my dick is small
>can get orgasm from my tiny dick

bonus points:
>dirty talk
>no piercings
>let me watch porn/watches porn too
>threesome with a trap

>traditional leaning values
>looks after her health
>doesn't drink often, smoke or do drugs
>works in a nurturing environment (e.g. creche)
>isn't an attention whore

I don't really have an ideal look, I'd rather have healthy kids raised in a healthy household than a sketchy relationship that I stay in because the woman is blonde and does anal.

Yeah i should lies and dishonesty pays off alot when it comes to fool females desperate to believe that love can happen

This fucking special snowflake. Cunt outta this thread.

>Not Black
>Easy to get along with
>Not overweight chubby is okay
>Cooks and Cleans
>Short hair (not actually all that important I guess)

Current girl hits all of these and was a virgin when I met her. So I guess I'm doing all right.