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So, I was walking home and some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I just fucking lost it. I punched him in his aluminum loving face. I hate aluminum so fucking much

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everyone knows that diamond is best metal

Palladium makes stronger alloys. Fucking nigger.

Neodymium is the best

I'll take some Valerian Steel over aluminum any day.

You know what's worse than an aluminum lover? A fucking britbong aluminum lover because they keep pronouncing it with that extra i.

Top fucking Leo
Everybody knows that diamonds are the best metal
They are the hardest metal on earth you faggot

Aluminium.

Aluminium is a far better metal you iron fag. Enjoy the rust iron boy.

SS is the best, fuck off all you nigger loving faggots

forgot pic

God forbid the people on this site come up with something original, that isn't someone elses rehashed/recycled joke/meme

This.

Silver is cool too.

Adamantium is the best, bub.

Fucking retards not bowing down to iridium.

All i say is that steel is superior. Not even jetfuel can melt that shit.

I love silver as well user
>but just the thought of titanium makes me diamonds
>they even made a song called titanium
>saying it makes you bullet proof and stuff

bismuth is best metal

Vibranium

You guys are all fags

Copper is clearly best metal

Yall retards. Gold is the best metal, that as the reason aliens are going to invade us, for our fucking gold!

>implying mongrel alloys are superior to elemental purity

>Gold
>Best metal
Fuck off faggot

Make me bruh!

not loving thaumium. fucking normies.

diamagnetism is a awesome property of bismuth

I belive the jews are aliens.

Hell Yeah, _Extruded_ Aluminum.
Like 80/20.
Easygoing fun!

Either way they need to be exterminated

What does Sup Forums think about cobalt?

Shitty programing language

Nah m8, it's all about day tungsten

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Surgical Stainless steel

>gunna have fun if he ever needs an MRI

>tfw jew
>tfw don't see appeal of gold, one of the most useless metals around
>tfw don't get why people are so hyped about diamonds as jewelry, since their strength is more important than their optical characteristics

And that's just his head, wait till you see his downstairs mix up.

I like this user.

>fukken scrubs
>ITT

>This user knows what's up.
>inb4 Diamond
>inb4 DragonForce

Says the asshole posting someone else's pic.

cp is the best metal

I'm partial to metallic sodium, which is what your pic actually is. Nice bait and switch.

what makes you presume it isnt my own you cunt train

>fucking mercury
liquid metal? fuck yes.

Useless? ... It's highly conductive and it's inert. Gold jewelry from 2500 BC still shines as bright as it did the day Pharaoh was entombed.

FUCK YOU.

Diamond is the hardest metal known to man.

Ah yeah gold pressed latinum. That's the stuff.

fuck off you fucking iron fag, cobalt is best

best metal out

Transparent Bulletproof aluminum

Do you want to see my cotton panties?

fuck yes

Magnesium to light the night

>valerian
look at this nigger who cant even spell

i have a knife with a surgical stainless steel blade, that thing is razor sharp, and will slice meat all day long and never dulls, i sharpened it like once when i first got it on a ceramic rod, and has been razor sharp ever since

If so, you're even dumber than I thought. A simple image search yielded the name of the artist. Either that or you're shilling which is worse. Fuck off to Fagbook if that's the case.

Diamond is actually the best metal you fucking pleb

>metal
>best

>not the glorious and venerable zirconium silicate

>those edges
>those colours
>mah nigga

Unobtainium

Nth metal, boys. Nth metal.

I wonder what fucking a beaker of mercury would feel like

Damascus stainless steel

Copper is actually better than every other metal. It's prettier than gold and strong enough to hold it's own weight in a large variety of shapes.

I'm kinda partial to platinum for my metal concerns

probably tight as fuck
and then like getting lead poisoning

You're all wrong Mithril is the best metal.

Gallium is better for you, you just need a slightly warmer room.
>Mercury will kill your brain if you aren't wearing a gas mask, have a fume hood, and 120000 ventilation systems
>galium gives you super powers, boi

Whatever they put on wolverines bones is probably actually the best cause he is relli strong

Steel Panther is the best metal.
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plastic is clearly the best metal

Imagine all the weight pressing on your dick though
Mercury is 13.5g/ml, that's pretty fuckin dense
Use protection my man

Mythril isn't real, it even has myth in the name.
>it's a stupid pun, you cherry-flavored ignoramus

you faggots are all wrong

Imagine getting milked dry by mercury
I bet a regular condom wouldnt be protective enough though

Unbiunium*
>search it on Google dummy

Unobtainium is made up and has no atomic number and the theoretical element with the atomic number 121 is called unbiunium

i bet you spend alot of time thinking about getting milked by mercury, because ghey

dubs confirm, converted to gallium
thankyou knowledgable user

It's not as dense though, but who needs a dense liquid metal anyways?

Nope, i saw a documentary about it. James Cameron says it's the best, and he built the Titanic, so he would know

Trips confirm, thank you satan.

fake story is fake.

Oh.

heavy is the best metal

lol nice one

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
No fucking shit.

You can only think that if you are a flamboyant homosexual

Aluminum isn't so bad if you get good aerospace grades. The shit I usually work with though, is shit. Can never seem to get a good finish on it, and it likes to gum up when it gets hot.

701437903 your a faggot I already said that hahahahahahaha bitch dick

Bow before bismuth, bitches.

I like drills that contain it. High speed steel just sucks trying to keep sharp.

>implying he has a job and therefore decent insurance

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you fucking faggot cunt

Yea but it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams.

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