My friend passed out what do?

My friend passed out what do?

Slap him with your dick and post pic

Pull his pants down and suck his dick

(OP)

Proofs

Sharpy in the pooper duh

Suck his dick and post pic

Put his balls in your mouth and take a Photo so everyone thinks he's gay

Timestamp or fake and gay

Put him in bed

Get him some water. Wake him up. See if he's okay to drive home, and if not, get him a blanket and tell him he can crash at your place for the night.

Leave him there and go find a girl to fuck. Faggot

Defecate upon his face.

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That sounds so damn funny...

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it will make him look like an absolute fag

stack things on him, post things every now and then of how far you've gotten

Jizz on his face. Try to get it as close to his mouth as you can so when it dries he thinks is drool

Three drops of dish soap. Directly in the peehole

Timestamp you fag

Cock Cholatmouse - get a cucumbar, distribute it all over the cucumbar and his pants, leave a trail.
Photograph it.

Put your cock in his mouth and take a picture with his phone and set picture as background then post to his facebook.

Gif him a nice Hitler mustash with shit

you evil mother fucker.

Do nothing or put a blanket on him. Or if you are total dick do whatever you want and make vide of it and upload it for us.

Move everything inside the house to a different location, so when he wakes up he is in a completely empty house.

Put his hand in a bucket of warm water. He will pee on himself.

Piss on him and say he did it

sell him on the black market.

Turn him over. Lube him up. Give him the whole 3 inches!

timestamp you newfag

you know what you have to do user

dubs confirm

Draw a dick on is forhead

>Draw a dick on is forhead
PUT a dick on his forehead

Jizz in a cup and use a q-tip to get some of the semen in his mouth.

That too

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Cum in his mouth

Stamp your dickhead on his forehead, one of my friends did it once with magic marker but I would suggest using something that will show up better

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