Men have a code of honor

men have a code of honor
what is your code of honor?

Never take more than one toothpick from a restaurant.

Unless you're passing them to your party.

No. Never.

That's an odd limitation.

I really don't like to lie to ppl. I think that's for pussies. I work in offices though so faggots lie all the time

Never rub another man's rhubarb

Do not piss against the wind

but your fingers have been on them and then they put them in their mouth

If they are men, they can take them for themself

Never give another man's woman a footrub

i don't give a fuck what color your skin is, if you act like a nigger i'll treat you like one

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

>Kek

I like this

>Try not to be a dickhead

Always follow bro code. If you break bro code you deserve an ass whooping

Dont shit when you could just piss

"Fuck or Die" -This us the Code

If a guy is fucking me in the ass its common curticy to give him a reach around

>Ultra kek

bros before hoes

To l8 m8

if a man and a woman are disagreeing, take the mans side
she wasn't going to fuck me anyway

Rather die

Nigga please. Fuk otta here KFC boii

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If you don't remember it it didn't happen

to report all pedofags on Sup Forums

Do all you can to serve the people around you.

Never shit yourself wearing your bro's loaner underwear when you already shit your own.

Always post sauce when requested
Also always ask for sauce at fap time

If you see someone that needs help, do something.

Do not piss in below zero to avoid slipping on ur own frozen pee
>Mfw true story

It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Never shove said toothpick up ur urethra

Don't owe people anything, don't reveal emotions excessively, strive to be better at whatever you're doing than those around you.

There are no rules

Don't be a sellout by portraying a regularly returning character in an animated franchise.

Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

>SPOILER ALERT
you all lost the game sorry guise

Blood runs when the time comes.

i get this reference

I claim to have a code but as I get drunker/higher most of the rules end up being suggestions that I usually ignore

>something
stand gawking

armyfaggotry

Don't kill myself until both parents die maybe I'll get lucky and something else will kill me

Don't be a cunt.
Try to reciprocate kindness.
Put yourself in someone else's shoes before passing judgement.

Oh, and always jerk off before an important decision.

I ride for my niggas, I die for my niggas

Represent!

Don't act like a nigger.

That covers everything from working hard, to flushing a public toilet at the gas station.

I never drink more than 3 grains of aspartame per day. I mean, i'm an adult ffs. ppfft

Kindness
Loyalty
Generous
Honesty
Try to be fun to be around

Autism

Never whistle while you're pissing.

uncultured, closeted retard!!
read a book!

>bros before hoes

I don't think "Bro's before Hoe's is a sentiment that I can co-sign, user.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I will put a lot of things over a ho: Money over a ho? Always.
Brand new Phone over a ho? Absolutely.
A turkey sandwich wit' just tomato? Guaranteed.
But Bro's? Oh no.
I DON'T DO SHIT for the Bro's.
Let me reiterate: DON'T DO SHIT for the Bro's!
Unless the bro wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the bro ain't getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fuck niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sounds like some gay shit to me

The boss should sit down to the same dinner as the people working for him.

Never order the dudes riding on the Presidents limo to get off.

Never give up until your sexual partner is satisfied.

Never fuck with your server/Waiter/Mechanic

Highly overrated film.

dubs of truth
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always bury the cunt 6 foot under(the depth that animals wont smell them)

overrated post

Don't reply to this post, ffs, or your mother will die in her sleep.

I don't fuck other men's women. If she has a boyfriend of husband, I'm not interested. This is entirely for my own benefit, though because I don't feel like dealing with any pissed off hubbys or boyfriends. I go after divorced, separated, and single women.

Or be like a real man and understand that her satisfaction during sex is secondary to yours. You have to orgasm so that you can reproduce. The woman does not. That's why you marry a woman of the Lord, the way The Bible intended.

or*

Okay

ew. that might be a girls code of honor, but never a guys

the fuck is htis faggot talking about? i understood, like, half of what he said.