Greentext your most recent sexual experience

Greentext your most recent sexual experience

>sitting on couch reading with gf
>she's been casually touching herself for a while
>knowing my foot fetish, she has her feet on my lap
>start rubbing her feet, really turns on her on
>says she wants me to eat her out but wants to be teased first
>take her to my room
>strip her naked
>tie ankles and knees together
>go down on her until she cums
>remove knee tie
>insert curved vibrator
>facefuck her
>cum all over her tits and face
>she lays there with the vibe still going in her pussy and on her clit
>cums a few more times with my cum still on her
>clean her off and leave her with the vibe in while i take pics

Pic very related.

>fapped

a man of few words, i respect that

You have extremely low standards for someone with a foot fetish

eh, subjective.
her feet are basically the model of what i like in feet, although that might just be because they're my gf's and not just an image.

bump with moar oc

I lay down with her we start making out after smoking a blunt I put my hand firmly on her throat (she loves that) I start having my way with her sucking on her nipples n caressing her little pink pussy till it's so wet she's begging me to take her clothes off she whispers in my ear fuck me I rip her clothes n mine off n while grabbing her by the throat gently make my way in her super tight pussy as she's trembling and breathing heavy mosns go from soft to loud as my strokes get deeper and deeper n faster now she's squealing I flip her over doggy for a little while as I'm about to finish inside her she begs me for my kids I grab her throat once more n explode in her from behind after I pull out she grabs a towel and my seaman oozes out get right pussy she asks me if I want my kids back n laughs

>my best female friend and I (male) sitting together
>fully clothed
>looking at sex toys online together
>the end

even the part where they don't look like she takes care of them all too much? those callouses look pretty bad

she's on her feet for work all day, but she takes care of them very well. puts moisturizer on them every day and removes the callouses often.
imo she probably needs new socks/shoes if the callouses come back that quick

>wants to sleep with me inside her
>ok

Eh no need to be too hard on them. I have seen far worse, and if it works for him, no reason to worry about it.

i've always wanted to try that, did you stay inside all night?

>me and my hand
>in a bathroom
The end

Damn

Dubs for harro

...

Your dick i s going to cone out like wet bread if u do it.
Done it a few ties.
It sounds better than it actually is

ah yeah the vagina is acidic, i didn't even think about that. it'd come out all tenderized

did it peel at all? haha

Green text jerked off felt good green text

we woke up maybe an hour in and finished up. you can't stay up for 8 hours without a serious medical condition

well i wouldn't assume you could stay hard that long, but maybe if you were really still it wouldn't fall out. idk

>27yo kissless virgin
>turning 28 in 2 days
>last experience: yesterday's fap

how was it ?/10

solid 7

>broke up with gf 6 months ago
>no sex since the breakup
>blueballs as fuck
>this girl's been staying with a female friend who i've been hanging with a lot
>foxy/10
>find out shes poly
>letstalkaboutsex.wav
night falls
>crash on the couch
>in the morning i go into my friends room to wake her up for work
>'you girls want a coffee?'
>make coffee, jump into bed with them
>smoooooove.exe
>friend leaves for work
>i'm still in bed with foxy
>she starts rubbing her feet on my leg
>roll towards her, slide my legs in between hers
>put my hand on her waist, look into her eyes, lay on my /devilish/ cheeky smile
>make out for 20min, heavy petting, don't wanna fuck in my friend's bed cause i'm not completely degenerate
>my other friend shows up to pick me up and go for coffee
>she tells me later that she was so horny she had to go and cum in the shower
tbc if you want..

Anyone fap to this?

sure, continue

>

A vagina is basic. Not acidic.

OP here, I would but I've already cum 4 times today and I'm saving the next for when gf gets back from work

Continue faggot

>last night after football game with girlfriend
>go behind a near-by business building
>find cozy dark corner without a camera or view of the street
>smoke a gram and a half with girlfriend
>sit around and talk for a bit
>she's soaked through her shorts
>finger her and choke
>get dick sucked
>lean her over a small wall and fuck
I love having sex outdoors because the pure thrill of being caught is one of my largest turn ons. I don't want to have sex in front of someone, but the threat of being caught is exciting

no, it's acidic.
you did make me second guess myself enough to look it up and confirm though

How have you gone that long without kissing ANYONE? I mean shit, girls aren't that intimidating!

>go back that afternoon when my friend gets back from work to hang out
>hey friendo :)
>hey foxy ;)
>chill for a while, then tell them i'm going back home (i live about 2hours away hence why i stayed the night)
>foxy mentions that she's going to be heading up those ways in a few days
>'maybe i could come stay with you for a couple nights user' ;)
>oshit, it's happening!
one week passes
>sms recieved
>'hey user, i'm was thinking i could come round tonight if you fancy'
>you fucking know i fancy
>she comes over, kind of awkward at first
>teaandcigarettes.exe
>'you keen to watch a movie foxy?'
>'yeah sure'
>get in bed and put on spun
fucking excellent movie if you haven't seen it. it's about methheads.
>snuggling up closer while we watch the movie
>movie finishes, close laptop
>turn to foxy
>devlish smile engage
cont.

>be me
>be 7/10 antisocial gamer nerd
>4-5/10 wants to come over "to watch movies"
>kay.jpeg
>we start fucking with me on top
>get an idea because used to have skinny hot gf
>Tell her to get on top
>she's really into it
She has a bit of a belly couldn't tell when i was on top, not fat but fat enough
>gottagorealfast.webm
>I notice her fat moving back and forward
>Almost visibly gag
>Start losing boner
>Quickly finish up
>take her home and avoid her forever

>entire family out of town
>bring my best friend home
>we've been fucking for a few months already despite her being in a relationship
>we fuck for a few hours, all over the house
>eat dinner
>continue fucking in my room
>cuddle
>she blows me again before bed
>sleep naked
>wake up, fuck in the shower, cum inside her
>go to school

that's rough user, but hey at least you got your rocks off

i dont believe in greentext

i was supposed to go to this party, so i was pregaming and pretty fucked up on painkillers and alcohol. the dude sent me the wrong address tho so my ride just took me back home and i called my slut over.

she's on her period and didn't want to fuck but i'm a degenerate asshole on opiates so i just fingered her and convinced her to fuck anyway.

laid down a towel and had bloody, disgusting sex. i came in her mouth and touched her lips with my bloody dick and she retched.

i took a shower and sent her home.

that's the story.

didn't fap or get horny for over a month after. 0/10

can i have pics of her armpits OP?

>about to have sex.
>should I share the experience with you live?
>never did it but would if I was give instructions.
>don't care if record but will hide faces.

>he pins me down in the backseat of the BMW
>proceeds to fuck me while I cum multiple times
>we pause a few times because we're both tired
>give him head while in the off periods while he fingers me and fondles my tits
>eventually go time
>gets life pounded out of me
>he cums in me
>shit was cash

What would be good body language to let a girl know I want to kiss her?

>fucking with my fuckfriend
>rivers of cum
>coming here and posting while she sleeps

let me see if i have anything

much appreciated

she goes nuts when i lick her armpits during sex. same with feet

protip Sup Forumsros: any sensitive area can be an erogenous zone. If you can tickle her there, you can pleasure her there!

>see girl outside
>She tells me hi

Came in my hand in the shower, used soap as lube, felt good.

>be 30
>bump into cute 19yo crackhoe
>offer a place to stay for ass
>accepts
>fuck her four times rough and bust on her hot little bod each time
>fuck her often now

So yeah I got a much younger crackhead to take my dick whenever.

Only bad part is her teeth are jacked, really

sorry it's taking so long, not pretyped obviously

>straight back into it
>making out, biting her lip
>bite her neck a bit, bitch goes wild for it
>this bitch wants the heat
should mention that she's wearing a short, loose skirt. i can feel her lacy panties as i'm grabbing her ass
>strip her top off
>demtitties.webm
holy shit those tits were insane, perky but velvety smooth, with nice soft pink nipples
>not going to stay soft for long
>pull her on top of me
>grab her tits with one hand, start sucking and nibbling her nipples
>pulling her ass cheeks apart with the other hand so she can feel her pussy lips moving around
>start moving down with my mouth, sucking around the side of her chest
>biting her waist, every time i bite her she lets out a little squeal. she's into the teeth
>'a smooth well-controlled roughhouse bolsters your guts and rejuvinates the muscle'
>take my clothes off
fucking diamonds at this point, actually a little worried ima nut as soon as i start to fuck her
>flip her over and pull her skirt and panties off
>start hooking up with her again, rubbing my dick up and down the outside of her pussy
>dripping.avi
>make my way down her tight little body, she's wriggling around like crazy at this point
>kissing her belly & the area between her hips and her pussy
>firmly grip her thighs and spread her legs
>start moving my way to her clit
holy shit that pussy smells good. looks like it has been sculpted my aphrodite herself. 9/10 pussy
>long, slow lick from bottom to top, spreading her lips wide with my tounge
>tastetherainbow.exe
>i got to work on her clit, determined to get her off before i fuck her in case i nut early
>she's writhing on the bed. i consider asking if i can tie her up but it's our first time so i hold off
>she's begging for cock
>'you can just wait patiently'
by this point i can tell she's a little bit submissive, so i'm having a little fun with it
>stick my fingers in
>'mmmmm, user!'
cont.

but, what about the armpit smell?

nice arrangement. she take it in the ass?

usually do it after a shower, but her armpits never smell really anyway

>my roommate threw a party last night
>get smashed
>partially know related; a friend of a friend
>2am and i'm fucked up
>smoke a blunt with a few people before they leave
>related sticks around and gives me a drink that tastes fucking sour and strong, claiming it's a combination of all the open containers
>offers to help clean up
>less work for me so i shrug
>spilling cups into the trash, i suddenly feel dizzy and sleepy
>I grab a hold of my dick and feel it growing for reasons beyond me
>I need to lay down
>tumble into my room and crash on my bed
>i'm falling unconscious when i suddenly feel someone flip me onto my back
>my belt is undone. i try to focus but can't. my pants are pulled down
>"What's...happening," I groan, feeling fingers wrapping themselves around my erect dick
>a shadow hovers over me. "I don't think," i manage to utter before she plants herself down upon me
>a trail of drool oozes itself passed my lips as she rides me, my eyes rolling around
>she gasps and moans
>i black out just when she begins to kiss me, sloppy tongue rolling around my mouth
>wake up hours later alone
>lying in bed with my pants down
>dick smells like sushi
>find no condom

Nah, I tried grinding to see and she immediately turned down anal, I use young fags when I want that anyway.

quads

>wake up with morning wood
>roll over and stick my cock inside of sleeping gf
>pump for a minute or so, creampie
>get up get dressed and go to work

That's pretty much every morning lol

very nice, gf and i love morning sex.
i never wake up before her though so no opportunity to do that yet

>At cadet summer camp
>Not allowed to fuck or anything. Even hugging is considered as bad.
>I'm senior cadet
>Find another senior cadet (female) really attractive
>Go with her and friend to the cinema while on leave
>Sexual tension building up between us
>Fast forward 2 weeks: Already done some nasty shit but haven't fucked yet
>We usually use the time where everyone has to be at attention while the flags are either brought up or down to kiss and shit without any risk of getting caught.
>She tells me she wants me to reserve an hotel room for our next leave so we can fuck
>sorry_no_rooms_available_at _this_date.html
>Really pissed off but create another plan
>fuck_plan.ppt
>I find a spot in the woods nearby the base where we could fuck in relative peace
>We go there asap
>We fuck like animals
>biggest_creampie_ever.mp4
>(Haven't fucked or masturbated for 5 weeks)
>No worries she is on pill + tested
>Never fucked again because we were just not able to after
>Still the best sex I had in a long time

test

Correct, it is slightly acidic. It'd be bacteria/fungus crazy down there if not

what the fuck man

not quite a haiku, but it'll do

>i start grinding my fingers on her gspot
>hips bucking, ass lifting off the bed
>use my free hand to hold her hips down
>'oh fuck, oh fuck, oooohhhhhh..'
>i feel her pussy convulsing around my fingers
>shit gets real sloppy
>i take my fingers out, look her in the eye and suck her cum off them
>go back down and lick the cum ot her pussy, top to bottom
>french kiss her
>lie down next to her for a few moments while she recovers
i wanted to cool off a bit too tbh, my dick was like a beast that had been caged and starved for 6 months and my cum was like another little beast living inside it trying to eat its way out
>all of a sudden she jumps on top of me and grabs my dick
>starts rubbing it on the otside of her pussy
>'oh shit foxy, i don't have any condoms!'
>'hmmm neither do i, it's pretty tempting though'
>fuckit, lets do this
>she slides it in and sits on it real slow
>sweetdearbabyjesus.rar
file unzipping
>she bounces up and down on my dick for a bit before i need to take charge
>flip he over while still inside her, put both legs on one shoulder and look her in the eye
>pumping her gspot again
'mmmnnghhghhhh user!'
>tell her to rub her clit, but she can't really do much at this point
>fuck it, flip her over on her stomach so she can stimulate her clit
>grab her hips and fuck her doggy for a while
push her upper torso down into the bed
>facedownassup.webm
>lie my full weight on her back and pump my hips
>my ass starts to tighten
>my prostate starts to pulse
>ifeelabadmoonrising.exe
>give her a few more deep, hard thrusts and pull out
>nut all over her back and ass (i know, i but i don't want kids)
>lie on top of her and slide arond on my own cum
>peel myself off and rub it into her ass
>shower and cuddle
>wake up at 2am and have a sleep-fuck

aren't you worried she might like steal all of your shit and run one day? Or like she'll get some of her crack head boys to come down and steal shit or they will come and fuck your place over because of her?

Get tested m8

nice... but you forgot about the part at the end where everyone got on the floor and walked the dinosaur... :/

Keep looking at her mouth, try to notice if she looks at yours. That's a good sign she wants some tongue.

this is good advice. apparently my lips were one of the first things my now-gf noticed about me. she's told me that they used to turn her on as she'd imagine kissing me, and me going down on her

oooh this should be fun.

>I jerked off onto my own face

interesting. why?

more feet OP???

cuz I wanted to know what it was like to get a facial. but not from another guy. I'm not a fag

whelp, gf will be home soon so it'll be time for cum #5 of the day.

any suggestions on what i should do to her before i go?

for you user

that's because dorothy and barney are buried under my attic

fair enough. well, how was it then?

great pair of feet right there

it got in my eye and burned like fuck.

indeed

yeah, you'll have that

is that a crack pipe?

alright Sup Forumsros, she's home so i'm off. good thread, peace y'all

Yesterday afternoon
>been on A4A for a couple of months on and off
>start chatting with a guy and we chat on and off for a week or so
>he's early 30's with dark hair and eyes and good shape
>finally he asks me if I'd like to meet sometime
>we work it out
>i leave my dormroom telling my roommate that I'm headed to get something to eat
>we meet at a local CVS in the shampoo aisle
>we chat a little more
>he invites me back to his place (he lives 3 blocks away, luckily I have my own car)
>he offers me a beer when we walk into his place which I decline because beer is yucky
>we sit on his couch awkwardly chatting about whatever until he finally put his hand under my shirt and starts rubbing my stomach
>suddenly sexy eyes and heavy breathing begin
I'll save you all the fag details but we ended up giving each other oral on his couch. Neither of us swallowed though I did take it on the face. He just came on his stomach. We sat around chatting for a few minutes afterward sweaty and gooey until I decided I should leave. He seemed cool. We'll probably meet again very soon and we'll see if things progress further.

Correction. I came on my stomach.

How do you greentext

start every line off with a '>'
>hello
hello

See? Been on and off Sup Forums since late '06 here. Don't fall for the weird Sup Forums subculture.

>thank you

>hanging out on roof
>gf wants to fuck
>painfully undress and fuck for a minute
>decide to move it inside
>passionate missionary
>hitting her cervix
>cum on her belly
>eat her out
>cums twice

we fell asleep shortly thereafter

>be me, 21 yo
>get a call from a 27 yo married girl who I slept with for a while like two months ago
>stopped talking a few months ago cause things got weird since we hung out all the time while her husband was at work
>anyway, she calls me drunk tells me to meet her at a bar
>show up, she asks to make out in her car
>go to her car
>fuck
>haven't talked to her since this happened like a month ago

>damn those teeth
Based user, hope you'll enjoy your AIDS.

Post more pics of her tied with the vibe in

>be yesterday
>room mate's sister's dog just got put down
>she starts crying in the car while we were going to target
>tell her we should just go home and hang out
>get home, take shower
>we're on couch, watching south park
>have my legs on her lap, laying down
>she starts rubbing my leg
>looks at me tells me "you know you're making it very tempting to just reach into your shorts
>told her to do whatever she wants
>she reaches up the side of my leg, surprised
>"you're not wearing underwear?"
>nope
>starts rubbing my inner thigh
>then ballsack
>then just full on dick
>takes dick out of shorts
>jackin me off while we watch southpark
>just starts blowing me
>twenty minute blow job, don't even cum because she teases too much
>get up, tell her to take her fucking pants off
>she takes me to her room
>i eat her out, she cum big cums on my face
>my turn
>raw dog that shit
>big cums inside her fucking bussy
>lay there for a while
>told her it was a one time thing
>she says she knows
>before i leave, she starts jacking me off again
>literally just fuck her one more time
>cum big in her baginer again
>get up, shower
>gf comes home
>give her kiss

not even meming

pic of her for proof

fraid i'm not in the habit of just taking pics of me fucking my room mate while me and my gf live in the same house, friend

take it or leave it. she's a slampiggy anyway, nothing worth looking at.

I wasn't asking for a pic of you fucking. Just something normal off of facebook or something.

>cheat on girlfriend
>hey bro just share a facebook pic of her so i can figure out who you are based on all the interlinking personal fucking info readily available

no

why the fuck would I do that? I don't fucking know you