This girl I had sex with one time is trying to say this is my kid. What do you think?

This girl I had sex with one time is trying to say this is my kid. What do you think?

idk she looks like a happy kid

...

>fuck her
>if she screams "Daddy!" she's your kid

or you could not be a Sup Forumstard
>stop asking Sup Forums
>ask kid's mom for a paternity test before agreeing to anything

Yep that's a kid

I'd want that to be my kid even if she wasn't. Might give me something to live for.

I'd adopt, and if she is a little shit, fix it

definitely cud be just on appearance

get a paternity test to be sure

Kill them both

yep

How about you fucking test yourself instead of asking strangers on fucking Sup Forums

You fucking idiot

Pay her no money. If you do you're accepting responsibility for the kid.

THEN get a paternity test.

Me and you have a long patch to walk, for us the end is a mere illusion.

Did you use a goddamn rubber?

>ask kid's mom for a paternity test before agreeing to anything
This

raep is always the answer

Ah, this is the favorite part of my day on Sup Forums

First off, allow me to introduce myself, I work for Lexis Nexis a large legal firm in their online department, and in my free time I track down scum like you and make sure you have to go through the legal system!

What you've done is illegal federally, posting porn in areas on the internet where children can run across it without interacting with an 'are you 18' filter falls under 'exposing a minor to indecency', and yes, it applies to online forums.

What happens from here? Well I've taken screens of your post and username and am going to file the charges in court. Since I already file ~10 or so per day it's on my way. Sup Forums will be subpoenaed for your IP address which will be resolved to your home address (ISPs jump when they hear 'children' and 'porn' in the same sentence).

After that you'll receive a court summons. Since I'm filing in Ohio, you'll have to travel from wherever you are in the country to appear in my local court. Now, here's the best part... I'm not guaranteed to win the case by any means, however, you will have to pay to defend yourself, and you will have to make a trip to Ohio to do so.

Why do I do this?

Because there's no place in society, or the internet for sick, disturbed individuals like you, and the courts possess the ability to get you the psychological help you so desperately need

Who knows, when she turns 16-18 we could always pull a Woody Allen. A gift that keeps on giving.

Have you ever seen the movie "instructions not included?"

No! I'm a dumbass. But I don't think I finished

Probably a newfag question, but is this a brand new copypasta or a classic?

Get a lawyer now and stop talking to this bitch. The lawyer will know how to handle this so do what he says. Otherwise you'll be raising someone else's kid and be a cuck forever

That's the plan, but considering I'm a hobo it's going to take some time.

> don't think I finished
How the hell would you not remember if you finished or not? Why wouldn't you have finished?

Is this some copypasta I've never seen before? If it's new; good job wasting it on fucking nothing. If it's old: good job on pulling it out on fucking nothing.

>posting porn
where tho

Yeah, they're usually too busy fucking eachother to make any kids with the other gender, right?

She finished, I wasn't really into it. I might have precummed. As much as I have fornocated with others without a condom I figured that I'm sterile. But maybe not.

You're insane. If it's not your kid they will both turn on you eventually. You're just a walking ATM for the kid and it's whore mother

This

I heard that if you fuck an ugly woman and she has your child,fortunately you can leave her and not pay support of any kind.

but if its not ur kid, it opens up posibilities when shes of consentual age

If you choose to participate in society you're a walking ATM regardless. At least you might get in the long run/

Don't give her money say you wanna make an dna Test and if she is your daughter Fight for your right to raise her .

Yeah, the possibility of paying child support for another 20 years when you impreg the little slut

Yep thats your kid. Has your ugly ass cheeks and ugly ass hair..poor lil fucker..feel bad that she has a faggott like you for a deadbeat dad..eat a dick faggott.

That's the plan

ah, you're gonna be fine.
that kid looks way too smart/well-adjusted to be yours.

Possible.

Do image search.

Both Florida and Texas Child Support collections division come up as only search results. Ah... OP your fucked.

That's the best thing to do and if a dna Test in usa costs as much as medical care than you won't ever have to pay.

(Medical care in my country(Austria/Vienna) is free(only if you have a Job) so I can't even imagine how it would be with a broken leg in america)

she doesn't look old enough to get pregnant

MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS

She looks just like you OP.

I really doubt girls get pregnate that easily. I came in a girl when I was sixteen. No methods of birth control were used, and she never got pregnate.

Top fucking kek

dued might be legit

lexisnexis com/en-us/home.page

Looks just like you. Pay up

That's a child. I would hurt anybody who hurt her like that.

>pregnate

Nice dubs ya idiot.

It is a simple matter of timing.
Lrn2Conceive.jpg

Another ignorant 16 year old father we do not need.

You should have a forced vasectomy so we don't have to support the offspring of your ignorance.

Pic related the only wood you should be allowed to have.

When I could only see her thumb and your text, I thought to myself "if he looks like a pumpkin got fucked by a basketball, then it's his kid". It's your kid, user.

It's okay. I know a lot of guys in high school that didn't have sex. They were alright.

i would claim her. someone to take care of you when you are old.