Can we have a good rekt thread?

can we have a good rekt thread?

Wonder what minor infraction he committed.

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Finally they get the head off in a single slash

newfag detected

why?

People not understanding how elevators work, not realizing there is an empty shaft there if the carriage is not stopped on their floor.

Fuckin kek

Probs picked up the Quran with his left hand

The fact that I can believe this horrifies me.

They said chinese people are smart.
Yet they dont know how elevators work.

Also, elevator doors that can be kicked in....

Thou shalt no pass

Same stupid shit every time

Japanese are the smart ones, the Chinese are more like lemmings (large population and all that).
Pretty similar to the non-united states

Does anyone have video of a baby flying out the car during an accident?

bump

Is that your favorite thing to cum to?

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that guys looks like he was 18-20? really sad seeing a person in that age die

more people need to contribute

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well thats goddamn horrifying.

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fucking chinks, and asians in general, always following trends

Idk why but I found this hilarious

it looks scary as fuck but the dude is probably unconscious/brain dead. That type of gasping is a reflex action. You see it a lot with heart attack victims where the guy is already braindead.

Does any fauggette know how to play a webm on a gay ass iphone??

because it is hilarious

stop using a iphone, faggot

Don't worry I did too. Only part I felt about laughing for was because my best friend just passed away from a motor cycle accident, other than that it was kek

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So what happened to him?

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I'm sure no one actually knows, but do you guys think this dude actually died from this?

Thank you

wait what? wtf did the lion come from

Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die.

user, ce s-a intamplat defapt? A cazut ala din masina, a incercat sa sara?

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What we're they hoping to accomplish

nice b8 m8

cause he was extremely fashion conscious
he wanted his head to match his top

cute mini pasta

Cringed

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New paramedicfag here

>would c-collar
>backboard
>secure that fucking airway with intubation or cricothirotomy
>call Trauma Alert
>haul ass to trauma center
>bandage face and any other major wounds
>dual large bore IV with hella fluids
>would document hella fluids
>arrive, transfer care
>????
>Profit

Even if we know hes not gonna make it we do what we can and if this guy somehow lived he is probably a veggie

dunno but looks like a good way to break your neck

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Cringe af

that fucker could have gone in via pov

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Yea dude. 360 no scope headshot? No way he survived it

he got on a plane from Africa and then took the train to the wildlife park

Knives? Check.
Rope? Check.
Dagger? Check.

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I got a question for you. I had an ecig battery explode in my pocket and got 3rd degree burns on my leg. It happened at work so my boss called 911. In the ambulance en route to the hospital, the paramedic kept asking me if I wanted something for the pain, it didn't really hurt at the time, maybe i was in shock I don't know. What would he have given me though, would I have legit gotten some IV morphine or something?

because, China

every damn time i look at this thumbnail
ithink it is GTA

i didnt see anyone jump out of the car
also english please

Yep. Maybe fentanyl too if they carried it.

lol you missed out

Man this shits pretty disturbing
Good post

wtf, why do asians always do this

shit im never going to look at it the same again

Originally found this on 2ch

not too sure what exactly happened in this one

It also didnt hurt because the 3rd degree burns are deep enough the sensory nerves in your skin are destroyed

What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this?

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That was awesome

they wouldnt have given you enough to the point where you would have been high af
just enough to take the edge off the pain
most medics are pretty stingy with the painkillers

Nerve gas

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Brain fart

This is some real shitty bait.

People tend to do this in their death throes. That dude is dead

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haha fucked up dude

Some OC for you guys

A different kind of rekt

Someone linked a youtube vid once so there is a story

testing what the knife?
>that grenade tho

how to field-dress a rabbit without a knife. not really a useful talent unless you're a caveman but still pretty nifty.

Yeah. It's called "agonal breathing" where the body isn't breathing in a reaction to obtain oxygen, but that it's just muscle spasms from the body dying.

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oh shit, no one said this was a fucking awesome stick the landing car jump thread. driver should have just kept driving like did that on purpose no fucks given.

i lost when that dog came out at the end like, "wtf is goin on?"

This user is correct. It's called agonal breathing. It happens when your CO level hits a certain high point, and your autonomic functions are making a last ditch effort to get rid of it.

Guuyys watch!!!!!
Gon do flip