> the canadian army invades your country
what happens next?
> the canadian army invades your country
what happens next?
they say sorry and leave
Hahahahahahahaha
I think they lost and invaded their own country instead.
First post is best post.
they're killed by the traficantes.
>Put a golden leaf instead of the sun
>Leave
Invite them in for a nice cuppa tea and a bit of a chinwag before I send those cheeky boys back home to their mums for dinner.
>the lil leafs on the bayonets
ask them to take Juno Beach
Die of laughter. Canada is a cuckoldish joke of a nation hahahahaha
They fail to prevent 9/11. It was a mistake to combine our military and defense systems into one giant defense system of the North American continent. Sad!
we die laughter
>Austrian calls another nation a "joke"
...
you've been annexed before and it can happen again, stefan
maybe you'd actually put up a fight in this case
I've actually seen this one play out
Laugh and annex.
laugh it off
Hope they kill us so we win
give them some maple syrup and ask them to leave
...
you loose Malvinas again
Last time they invaded us, they freed us from the G*rmans so they'll probably have a good reason if they ever did it again.
You dare laugh at us? you've just made an enemy for life
The Aussies come to our aid
thank you for this webm.
some day I will use it and I will think of you
I hope they anex us
OOOOOO CAAAANAAADDAAA
>the canadian army invades your country
Gay prides are banned here, get out.
>what happens next?
Loads of drinking and fucking our sisters, just like good 'ol times.
Beautiful
Canadians are the strongest people on Earth
Lesser races are not worthy to eat the dirt from our boots
greatest ally
>leafs
They die trying.
No different because we are already invaded by chink.
i go to the loft and grab my great great grandfathers rake from ww1
They loose.
This made me laugh.
You did good leaf.
we have a good laugh and send them back over the border with pictures of the Stanley cup theyll never have
hockey match
>4
>FUCKING
>DIVISIONS
are you even trying Canada?
Take a Nap and watch Trudeau's sorry speech.
idk.
Ask if they wanna chill out or something.
I dunno. Drink some beer with them, play hockey. Iceniggers are always welcome here.
>Emus defeat geese
B-but how?
Are emus that powerful?
kek
Thanks, Ameri-bros. We have some complimentary Tim Hortons en route to you.
You don't want to hear the Australians tell stories about the Emu war, horrible affair.
Spiffing old chap
Geese are snappy douchebags, but Emus can kill you.
Get drunk af. Obviously.
We kill them and then they win.