the canadian army invades your country

> the canadian army invades your country

what happens next?

they say sorry and leave

Hahahahahahahaha

I think they lost and invaded their own country instead.

First post is best post.

they're killed by the traficantes.

>Put a golden leaf instead of the sun

>Leave

Invite them in for a nice cuppa tea and a bit of a chinwag before I send those cheeky boys back home to their mums for dinner.

>the lil leafs on the bayonets

ask them to take Juno Beach

Die of laughter. Canada is a cuckoldish joke of a nation hahahahaha

They fail to prevent 9/11. It was a mistake to combine our military and defense systems into one giant defense system of the North American continent. Sad!

we die laughter

>Austrian calls another nation a "joke"

...

you've been annexed before and it can happen again, stefan
maybe you'd actually put up a fight in this case

I've actually seen this one play out

Laugh and annex.

laugh it off

Hope they kill us so we win

give them some maple syrup and ask them to leave

...

you loose Malvinas again

Last time they invaded us, they freed us from the G*rmans so they'll probably have a good reason if they ever did it again.

You dare laugh at us? you've just made an enemy for life

The Aussies come to our aid

thank you for this webm.

some day I will use it and I will think of you

I hope they anex us

OOOOOO CAAAANAAADDAAA

>the canadian army invades your country
Gay prides are banned here, get out.

>what happens next?

Loads of drinking and fucking our sisters, just like good 'ol times.

Beautiful

Canadians are the strongest people on Earth

Lesser races are not worthy to eat the dirt from our boots

greatest ally

>leafs

They die trying.

No different because we are already invaded by chink.

i go to the loft and grab my great great grandfathers rake from ww1

They loose.

This made me laugh.

You did good leaf.

we have a good laugh and send them back over the border with pictures of the Stanley cup theyll never have

hockey match

>4
>FUCKING
>DIVISIONS

are you even trying Canada?

Take a Nap and watch Trudeau's sorry speech.

idk.
Ask if they wanna chill out or something.

I dunno. Drink some beer with them, play hockey. Iceniggers are always welcome here.

>Emus defeat geese
B-but how?
Are emus that powerful?

kek

Thanks, Ameri-bros. We have some complimentary Tim Hortons en route to you.

You don't want to hear the Australians tell stories about the Emu war, horrible affair.

Spiffing old chap

Geese are snappy douchebags, but Emus can kill you.

Get drunk af. Obviously.

We kill them and then they win.