Hi, I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my Pawn Shop Simulator.
Rulz:
> You can't kill my price cuss I am Rick.
> Post the image of the thing you want sell, small info and a fake bio.
> When arrive to $50,000,000 on my bill, the game restarts.
> Singles need wait until to dubs for get attetion.
> Dubs can sell their things.
> Trips can sell 2 to 3 things.
> Quads its my soon.
> Quints its now Rick.
How much could I get for this?
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Do you guys have battletoads?
Looking for tendies and good boy points ONLY. Call in an expert and Ill respond back to you. Its a very rare pepe from what Im told.
No my nerddy nerd, the GameStop its on the next block.
My sister raided from a pup. How much?
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How much for this Shiny
Need wait user, get on the line for the dubs.
Have any battletoads?
Wondering if you have battletoads in stock.
Need some battletoads? Got that in stock?
Okay anons, let me see if is an fucking BATTLETOADS in this fucking Pawn Shop Sim.
Looking for battletoads. Did I come to the right place?
This painting is pretty neat. How much can I get?
Are you unfamiliar with Sup Forumss history with this pawnshop newfriend?
Also I need battletoads.
Starting by $500.
Hey, Rick. I have this fart pad thats gently used. You could probably get away with a few more farts with this bad boy. Its actually attached to my undies, so thats a bonus. Two really neat items for the price of one.
How much could I get?
Have you heard of a game called battletoads?
Im insulted ricky. Your dead to me.
Only cuss you have the 69.
Starting by $199. No less.
How much for my nose papers?
We got a deal. I'll miss that pad.
Hey Rick I'm looking to sell the famous groin costume from pornhubs guardians of the Galaxy porno, it's in great condition and was made with great care looking for at least $12,500
How much for this 15 watts anal berzerker?
Thank you user, remeber this is my Pawn Shop.
better ask chumlee, hes more familiar with this item.
I'm selling a Luffah, it was made in MS Paint, starts at $5
How much will you give me for this car?
It's got 60,000km on it
Oh and 2 girls got pregnant in the back seat
There are no stains from said impregnation
To near for fucking Quads.
I have some gg turds. How much?
roll
It ain't worth shit nikka
I need the dubs for make a sell.
Hey Rob, how much can i get for this?
I think its may be a gay porn or something...
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Just cuss all want Battletoads...
$666, NO MORE, NO LESS.
alright faggots, the pawn shop has a limited edition copy of battle toads.
rollerino
Sold!
How much will you give me for my lizard?
It's special power is it can screech extremely loudly
Earplugs are necessary at all times when within 5 feet of the lizard
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
ONE OFF?
9 OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?
Dubs is right probably should just kill my self
Okay user, remeber this is my swamp shop, oh... PAWN...
This is a one of a kind piece that has been in our family. How much can I get for this?
positively sure.
So, im known in the cosplay circles for my hyper realistic costumes. This bad boy gets me soooo muuuuch puuuuussy.
Lets make a deal?
How much for this vintage shotgun from WWI?
Ayy lmao.
Hello Randy. Id actually like to make a purchase of this item
How much for this one of a kind handgun? It was created in WW2 by the Japanese to commit seppuku easier.
How much for this bottle of piss I found in Target?
Oh... Whe start by $640. NO MORE NIGGER.
That is clearly Summer Jeans, nice try. 29.99 it is.
How much for this unique weapon here?
How much can I get for this di Vinci piece?
5 cheeseburgers and we have a deal.
Can we do $700? My wife said if I don't get at least that much she's kicking me out.
$50,000.
Deal!
How much for this unique ostrich here? It's the only one in the world.
$670/80 or get out of my Pawn Shop, cuss I am playing Minecraft.
10 million.
Deal.
$60,600. Its the last price nigger.
How much for this ultra rare Pepe?
I need to get rid of this FAST. It may, or may not be related to the 9/11 hijackings, making it too hot for my collection.
Gotta get rid of it. How much?
Playing hard to get eh?
10,000,000 No less than that or I shut this place down *pulls out FBI Badge* you don't want to go away for fraud do you?
How much for this Filipino hot dog?
sup faggots, this is Rich Harrington and welcome to my pawnshop
[breaths intense]
GET OUT OF MY PAWN SHOP, I AM PLAYIN' MINECRAFT!
How much for my special edition Mr. Potatoe Head?
Noice try feggoty.
>tfw you shove the hamster up your butthole and retrieve it when you need the knife.
Hey jabroni, wheres Rich?
How much for this Picasso?
*pulls gun out* Give me all your money now
*resets money to 0*
How much for this one of a kind pizza plant?
You cant do dat user, I am Rick Harrison and this is my Pawn Shop.
Ill give you thirty for it.
I WILL PULL THE MOTHER FUCKING TRIGGER IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW.
WTF is that actually a chicken heart?
OH, TRIPS! You want sell 2 or 3 things?
trying to sell buzz here, my great grandpaps got him for 30.00 trying to sell for 50 or even 70 dollars heard he's a really rare dildo, and has been passed down in my family for generations
Thirty grand seems a bit low.
lets step outside and handle this faggot.
>thirty grand
I was saying thirty dollars faggot.
I want the God damn money in the God damn bag. *cocks gun*
how much for this hat?
Ill give you 5 dollars of cold hard cash.
fuck you bald bitch
3 bucks.
I buy Rich by $500,000.
Ill give you nine dollars.
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kek
Ill give you .25
its a little lower than i wanted it to go for, but at the end of the day im glad i finally got rid of that thing. Deal.