Hey Sup Forums. Found this thing in my room. Its sharp as shit trips decides what to do with it

[Henry Morales]

Hey Sup Forums. Found this thing in my room. Its sharp as shit trips decides what to do with it.

[Jackson Flores]

Fall on it

[Camden Hill]

Stab yourself

[Landon Russell]

Open an envelope with it.

[Bentley Morris]

put the handle up your ass as far as you can and post a photo

[Angel Parker]

Draw a crude doodle of something and tape it to a wall then throw the dagger into the doodle.

[Gavin Sullivan]

Open your overdue bills with it.

[Noah Fisher]

Save Princess Zelda... DUH!
(Also use it as a dildo when you find her)

[Leo Reyes]

Throw it into the ocean, it's cursed

[Jeremiah Hernandez]

Put a stamp on it and put it in your mailbox

[Hudson Fisher]

Circumcise yourself
If already circumcised cut off your dick

[Isaiah Williams]

Fucking fag

[Isaac Stewart]

Send it to me that shit looks awesome.

[Brody Morris]

WinRa
Op better deliver with pics.

[Chase Davis]

>trips decides what to do with it

welp...

[Jace Adams]

bake it into a loaf of bread and donate it to a food bank

[Luke Thomas]

Cut your public hair with it

[Wyatt Murphy]

slide it down your jap's eye

[Jack Torres]

check

[Leo Stewart]

WINAMP

[Aiden Rogers]

put in your ass and jump off the highest water tower you can find.