I have been court ordered to participate in a 6 month drug/substance program (they claim the ability to detect if I have drank within the last week). If I refrain from drinking/smoking/drugs for another 4 months, then I win, and the court drops a drug charge against me.
>weekly drug screenings by Quest Diagnostics >I have produced my first month of specimens in an unsupervised, one-room bathroom >full panel urine test: THC, LSD, EtG (ethanol), Cocaine, K2, Opioids . . .
But there's no fucking way I want one of my last semesters to be cocked by the court. Instead of producing my specimens in my handler's office, I will have to travel to Quest weekly and produce them there. I'm hoping I get the same setup as I have thus far.
>Is freezing a 3-4 month supply of clean urine a feasible/safe strategy for beating these tests? >Is it possible for labs to detect "old" or "once-frozen" urine?
Asher Butler
bump
Aaron Bell
depends.
how recently have you used illegal substances/narcotics?
I will give you my opinion once that info is produced.
Easton Wood
not since early July
right now I'm completely clean. they let me know the results of my test each week, and i've been completely clear for like a month now.
Ethan Nguyen
have you considered synthetic urine?
They make that now.
Gavin Johnson
It's a pretty serious lab and I think urine testing is a large part of their business
If I used synthetic urine i'd be afraid they would be able to detect that it's fake or not mine somehow
Hudson Ward
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Brayden Martin
I understand. I get random at work and I smoked weed for like 2 weeks almost straight recently because someone told me you could buy synthetic urine from the headshop and pass a test with it.
The implications of having to trust this shit to pass a Quest Diagnostics (the industry leader I believe) test has me pretty worried.
So I stopped smoking, hopefully it all makes it out before I get called to piss.
Jayden Ward
No way bro. They're going to slip something into your water, delay the sample, and test for it. Then you'll be sorry
Noah Hernandez
I'm an HPLC chemist (what they use in quest diagnostics), there is no such thing as a "urine fingerprint." The fake stuff looks just like the real stuff when you run it through.
Source: Have run both real dirty urine and fake clean urine through my machine.
Carson Taylor
Ok.
Marijuana has a half life, that unless you're a lazy fat fuck, will usually leave the body after 1 month. Completely. In my experience even sooner than that. Other drugs usually leave the body after 1-5 days. Alcohol is just alcohol. No one gives a fuck about alcohol.
As for tests. Urine tests/ blood tests are the most precise but most expensive. Most government agencies won't bother.
Mouth swabs are a fucking joke.
It's been a month. Just keep drinking water, staying active and healthy. Then wait for the green light to be free and recreational.
Blake Watson
They don't fuck around. I had two everything bagels the two days before one of the tests and I came back positive for opioids . . . (my handler called the lab and they said it fell within the range of foodstuff though)
Henry Watson
Also, freezing shouldn't have any noticeable effect, but BE SURE to heat that clean piss to body temp. They test for temperature with that sticker on the seal if you don't see them actively doing it. Honestly, id freeze the urine and just make sure its at body temp if you have a schedule of when the tests will be,
Brody Cox
You can't even go six months without drinking/drugs? Maybe you have a problem and should be in jail.
Adrian Moore
thanks for your input
so would you suggest going with fake urine instead of my own, frozen urine? And is there any way to determine if a sample has been frozen and reheated?
Jacob Martin
Zionist filth!
Anthony Reyes
thats how fucking stupid tests and restrictions are. my uncle got busted for dui, and the breathalyzer that allows him to drive flips out if he wears cologne or uses mouth wash.
Matthew Reed
yeah I determine the schedule of the testing. thanks for the advice
any idea of the most common ways that you guys catch people tampering with the test?
Cameron Stewart
ignore this faggot
don't use frozen piss, why bother?
just use your own piss
the mid stream piss, not the first part or the last bit don't drink too much water, it'll produce a diluted sample and too clear and the lab might be an incredible faggot and ask you to come back for another test. nigger lovers.
Christopher Bailey
Holy shit...what a morons... Always try to make poor choice.. Nigger?
Dylan Phillips
I'm cool with not smoking for 6 months
It would be pretty painful to be sober and not go out with my friends though
Christian Perez
Fucking drug addicted useless asshole.
Connor Rodriguez
>If I refrain from drinking/smoking/drugs for another 4 months, then I win, and the court drops a drug charge against me. Nigger you didn't win. They're getting exactly what they want, a cheaper and hands offs alternative. You're on Sup Forums asking for advice.
Cooper Bell
yeah it's so ridiculous.
I also am supposed to see a therapist once every week. I was away for a few days and I missed an appointment and they were riding my ass about it
Nicholas Phillips
Idiot. This is the kind of science expected from a fucking pothead.
Mason Jones
nah if you're really interested, I go to a top 15 school in the US and I am already employed. Start working once I finish school. Pretty nice signing bonus too
Wyatt Jones
Tell them you're a junkie good-for-nothing.
Mason Price
well I do have one thing going for me, my company only fires based on "illegal" drugs. I know because my manager (who I'm friends and knows I party, but wouldnt be able to do anything about it if I failed a test) was tested twice and she knows opiates were in her system. They never asked for her prescriptions or anything
Brayden Hughes
yeah that's not the brightest idea
it would also be too risky for me to do that because there is a decent change they would pick up a small amount of ethanol-related-substrate or THC when there should be none
Kevin Richardson
it's simple man.
just give them what they want.
which will be your time and your money.
they are the government after all.
they care about you :)
so do what they want or they'll put you in jail
no, but fascism aside, therapy? that is very homosexual and they probably think you're a homosexual who needs to be coddled instead of just issued the fine right away like they do with most others. Just smile and wave, niggerlover.
Owen Morris
combination of this and dumb marijuana laws
was caught with dabs (hash oil), which is a Class C, so this program I am on is designed for heroin/opioid addicts.
I have had no problem stopping, just would like not to have the first half of my year ruined
Hunter Jones
Lol... Do they know you are a worthless junkie? You can't make 4 month?
I work at a hospital in Canada... They will know... Don't even try to cheat ...
Nathaniel Taylor
stay clean the multi panel test you will fail even with frozen piss the temp and specific gravity would fail you. Even if they only suspect u cheating its auto fail
Samuel Mitchell
do you expect me to apologize for being able to function at a high enough level to enjoy smoking weed on a regular basis while not fucking up school?
Owen Collins
source?
this is what i was concerned about
Tyler Nguyen
Im currently in court ordered treatment. Schedueled test once a week at treatment facility, randoms at court usually once a week with no prior notice.
The drug treatment place I go to uses a lab to test.
Alcohol will be in ur urine for like 3 days. Also, calling straight up bullshit on the LSD
You can also look into SOME research chems. I'm abusing the fuck out of U47700. This one is like an opoid but it never shows on tests for anything. Been using it very frequently.
I also drink on fridays. The court calls me in the morning if Im being tested that day, so if im not called friday Im good for that night.
Angel Garcia
hash oil = heroin/opioid
THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Good luck on your piss test bro, but I highly doubt you need it. If what you say is true, enough time has passed and you're fine. The next couple posts will probably be some faggot trying to scare you into thinking you're fucked. Piss on that.
Dylan Howard
yeah I thought the same thing about LSD too, only reason I included it was because it is listed as one of the tested substances on the lab order
I was considering drinking just one day a weekend and scheduling my tests for Thursday morning. Thinking its a little risky if I overdo it once though
I'm testing clean right now, i went cold turkey with no issues. just want to find a way around this so i can drink at school
Jaxson Sanders
Jesus Christ, you don't have the strength to make it four more months? What happens to your dumb ass if you try to cheat a week? Is it worth the risk?
Ian Taylor
Why don't you just be sober?
Juan Scott
I'll tell my grandchildren about you user. Fuck this out of control. drug bullshit has gone to far.
Cooper Barnes
Because I'm a worthless piece of shit
Jayden Reed
>laughs at your obvious habitual tendencies >regularly visits Sup Forums
again, ignore these faggots.
Colton Hill
bro just slit your throat best high you can get
Eli Lee
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Colton Lopez
that's what i'm planning on unless I find a reliable and proven way around it
this shithead can forget about any children because fucking would require him to have a good time, something he is not familiar with
Dominic Watson
anyway...
Tyler Thomas
thats me shitting on you
Cooper Fisher
yeah fuck em, being all responsible n shit
woa broh sounds groovy
Samuel Thompson
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Angel Walker
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!
Juan Thompson
Just kill yourself. If you can't be smart enough to play the long game and realize that "one of your last semesters" isn't going to mean fucking shit, then you should just end it now.
