Tfw you will never get to go to the olympics as a talented athlete because your parents never pushed sport on you as a...

>tfw you will never get to go to the olympics as a talented athlete because your parents never pushed sport on you as a kid

what is even the point to anything

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have a kid

live through them

there's more to life than sport

nah only joking, you've fucked it mate

Fuck the Olympics m8

The real feel is that you'll never score a decisive away goal in the champions League or win the premier league with your lads

but the olympic village orgies tho

most footballers get married in their early 20s, fuck that

>You will never be the meme deadline day signing that Wenger makes in desperation

shoot me ffs

>muh orgies

fuck you and your nasty ass orgies

>if my parents pushed me enough I would be Messi today
>my parents pushed me too hard that's how I became a junkie

Never pushed as a kid, parents Molly coddled me and didn't push me, gimpy mine craft teen through college and only just started playing Sports 3 years ago

Why did I do this, my youth was ruined and I'm only just living remnants now

how else can i find the fame and glory i seek

i dont want to live a mediocre life please no

>tfw I have to set a alarm at 3 am to catch Brazil - Denmark

way to pass the buck

yeah it's totally your parents fault

>tfw always wanted to play sports but parents "didn't want me to get hurt"
>find out as a teenager that they filed for bankruptcy when I was a kid

i don't even care about the olympics, I just would have wanted to play varsity in high school

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It is.

Or when you're practicing a sport and they pull you out because of "bad grades" which are slang for "monthly fee".

>tfw parents let me participate in sports but never pushed too far
2bh I ended up enjoying vidya more and I regret nothing

cheering for denmark with you

>tfw used to swim as a little kid, even won a few medals in competitions between schools but simply stopped

Though i probably wouldn't have made it anyway since i'm a 5'7 manlet.

it is too l8 m8

>tfw your parents are fat dumb idiots who raised fat dumb idiot children

it's a vicious cycle

>been playing badminton for about 3 months now and I'm killing everyone in the county tournament

>tfw find innate skill at 26 and too old to develop into a goat