Why is Japan the only country that's consistently shitty at English on Sup Forums?

Why is Japan the only country that's consistently shitty at English on Sup Forums?

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Because

WE

>unsheats katana
HOL UP

*swallows burrito in one gulp*
YOURE SAYING

Why is English so fucking hardest language?

Because most Japanese posters are English teachers or US soldiers. If they spoke English too well, people would realize they aren't Japanese. So they pretend to be bad at English to appear Japanese.

hardest does not need an adjective

Thanks for teaching me, sensei :)

because we arent culturally cucked by american "media"

>Why is English the fucking hardest language?

fixed

hai arukedo kadaa!! u zhimaki zikalku hayabusa karasim nannodou

dou itashi mashite user-kun

it's really not

More like why people that not us can handle this language so well

じゃぱねせわばかです!

>puts shoes in the microwave
SO YOU BE SAYIN

>hayabusa
This is the only word I can read as Japanese.

Because they're not insular autists

you should start learning more japanese m8

>tfw no terrible english jap gf

youtube.com/watch?v=22yStAj6bJY

The intriguing part is that Japanese posters on Sup Forums are not that terrible at English.

lmaoo

You too desu!

>Slashes classmate with utility knife
DAT WE WUZ SUM FINNA

Meme proxies and gaijin, there are no actual Nips on Sup Forums.

this

It is.

Stop this meme already. We are Japanese and suck at engarish.

hey japanese boy
oroshiku gozaimasu yone

cuz they eat dogs lol

>tfw to intelligent too construct a coherent english sentence

i kneu that fel bro

Its a weird mixture of every language.

because they're not real japanese people

when will japanese post their eyes to prove they aren't english teachers or us soldiers?

It's fucking simple... I think we can't find another language as simple as english.

Hahahahahaha. The irony

Never ever
because,we are too shy to post our eyes desu.

Tbqh I think Japanese girls that speak Engrish sound cute, perfect English is just boring. Also Japanese English speakers are better than HK ones because they don't have that dumb British accent.

Don't change though, it's pretty cute and funny

Says the country with 3 writing systems.

Why don't more Japanese students study abroad in the US? I know a ton of Korean and Chinese students who came here for school, but only a couple of Japanese.

wait

are the ACTUALLY people here that think the japanese flags are ACTUALLY japanese?

90% of them are foreigners in japan

all the actual japans are on 2ch, the site where only japanese people can post, because the japanese do not want to get exposed to foreign ideas and contaminate their culture

that is how japan's culture resists westernization

are you guys factually retarded?

>implying japans even real
well memed

Life/study experience in other countries are not supposed to be valuable in Japan's labor market or on building your career there. I guess that's why.

we will call them japans from now on

The only exchange students I have met had English as a major

So into evil harmony raced the starry darkness, no two striving in those verminous days.

This |bliss| usage, at first judged resistably wrong, identified melancholy secrets: great jagged theaters of oneself.

Observers unlearned facts, but not values. Reflected: a homeland inferior.

Alien nation totally to the conquerors.

Nothing waxen suffering back.

Trust me HKers have Chinese accents, not British accents.

>English
>hard
XD

t. English is my second language

You have to go back

Jap posters are the best

was pretty funny desu
that YamaP though

b-but I'm a qt blonde, why do you want me out?

Japan is the only country that both is shit at English and wants to post on Sup Forums. We are linked with Japanese internet culture, so they are more interested in Sup Forums than, say, Chinese people are. Outside of Japan the only people interested in Sup Forums are those decent at English.

do you think they're gaijin

Because you should be in
L O N D O N
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D
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>collects coca leaves
AYO HOL UP

Because Japanese can get good quality life without using English.
Most of them don't feel necessity of English.

this

Tbh you guys still have your own culture so it only makes sense.
The same can't really be said about Europe.

>2ch, the site where only japanese people can post,
otherwise 2ch servers will be down by DDoS attacks from Korea/China (it happened many times)

even americans can speak it its not that bad

When will Japam acknowledge the Nanking massacre?

t.Chinese in USA

Are you jealous I have sex with blonde women regularly?

It's literally the easiest

actually nop.

Japanese english is most formal english.

the range of language tree from Japanese to English is the furthest. I don't think English is hard to learn but totally different from our language.

that's what makes Japanese so shitty at English and vice versa foreigners are also struggling with learning Japanese.

I will go to language school in Australia or UK for 5 months this summer since no one can fix my engrish in Japan. It sounds ridiculous but I wanna escape from Japan after graduate uni. I really need engrish skill so I'll take FCE there
Does anyone study abroad just to learn engrish?

did you teach English yourself? I mean, 独学?

いんや留学してたよ、5年ぐらい。

kys pooland

There are plenty that are far more simplistic. Though we should aim for a good constructed auxiliary language desu.

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t. tadashi sakamoto

Fugg, I can't help but find it cute when a Jap posts here, even when they're saying shit to koreans or whatever.

CUTE.

>i shit talk as hard as i can
>some say i'm cute
gaijn are weird people

That's because they imagine you're a moe anime girl

America senpai

I want all Japanese people to post vocaroos of their accents right now or I will shut down all of the anime.

>be middle aged man
>underage westerneners treat me like little kids
>because my english is shit
you don't know how i humilated

david kun pls stop

why some people call me david

>why some people call me david

because of this weeb, senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=y-a-nuJFTyM

Eveyone has to be good at something.

I cant think of an easier language than english desu...

japanese
you can do it user-sama

Actually it's because of the "broken english". I imagine a very innocent person trying hard to speak.

Japanese seems to be easy to learn, but the written language is kind of fucked up, specially because of the kanji.

Is there a way I can start learning Japanese with a latin alphabet, and when I feel comfortable with the language, I can start learning hiragana/katakana/kanji? It makes sense in my head, I think that'd be the best way for me to learn.

Honestly, after grinding the kanji for a while, I can't live without them. Trying to distinguish all the words from eachother without kanji to help is fucking awful.

your language is an over-complicated abomination that uses kanji and i consider it a great irony that you use it considering how much you cunts loathe chinks.

remove kanji from premises

>collects wellfare
YO SAYA

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>a great irony that you use it considering how much you cunts loathe chinks

you fags despise greece (or italy) but admire ancient greeks or rome
com on it's not hard to understand
they are complete different people

Hmm, I see...
My friend showed me once the difference between a phrase with kanji and other without it.

The phrases with kanji are shorter and they bring a lot of meaning in a small space, so if you now how to use it, it's helpful as fugg, isn't it?

Btw, what do you think about the idea of starting to learn the language with the latin alphabet? Does it make any sense?

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>are you guys factually retarded?
Yes ;_;

>know how to use it

Fix'd