Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Become a slave!

Iowa claimed

Alright man if you're feelin sleepy just go on and do the sleeps. Rest easy man

It's possible I enjoyred the iron king DLC although a little frustrating. Vaati's videos on the lore are great. Sometimes I feel like he digs a bit too deep haha.

Uneventful so far here as well. Mostly slept alot I feel like I got 10 or so hours which makes me feel horrible most of the day. Never got around to doing anything friday too.
Good man
>How could you do this to me

ALL OF THEM. Otherwise you will never be the masta.
>Absolutely hate it when games decide to put a time constraint like that feels pretty bullshit

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still here

I now have 2 waifus

Claimu!

SIEGE TIME
>Time to play the game where I either suck ass or kick ass
>MFW one round I kill five people out of sheer luck and the next round I get shot from a window.

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Well shit, I guess I'll be playing for a while then.
>It's not really a time constraint more so as it is a "git gud before you get rekt" kind of thing. It makes you learn how to play before moving on to the higher tiers. The better you play, the quicker you progress.

Free is your best friend
Cold is your favorite
Thats the man code

Here


Alright I'm done with ERP for now lol

It's not my fault, they just come as a pair. Can't have one without the other.

@ senpai

Yes only for you~

Why is femdom so great?

>Claimed

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i want to suck his cute trap dick

Bitch ass makin me look gay
>Only 4 u~

Claim

Hello people.

>Best idol claimed

It's only gay if the balls touch

What's up Maki!

True. Kek.

because we all need new mommys

>Checked
It's frustrating, but rewarding in the end. I enjoy his videos, especially when he digs really deep into it. So I don't really mind their lengths

Just when I leave, you show up ;-;

And time to go sleep, goodnight everyone

I wish I could get a full ten hours heh, but Friday I pretty much just chauffeured so I feel ya

Really? i figure it's because we need an angel to put us in our place

DONT FORGET, we gotta say "no homo"
That's the magic word!

Uh huh see! Dont fucking matter what it is you drink
As long as it's free and cold

Good night nigga

My oh my, that's purrfect~ Just want I wanted to hear~

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Ayyyy Breeki!

Yuuko claimed.

Pic related is my favourite fucking thing right now. Thank you for this glory.

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That is a good one but im a mommy guy
>I dont have mom issues!

Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed

Yo~
Cold and Free is the best way to drink.
>I went fishing with my boss once and he got fucking hammered and caught a huge ass fish, it was glorious
>I got a promotion.
Spiders are pretty spooky.
>I think she watched Arachnophobia
>I have it on DVD and its out of place.
>That lil shit.

That's right!

It's only gay if the balls touch, no homo!

Your welcum kek

Yup yup
>You had your chance bjt you didn't want it ;-;

Ayo~.
What are you up to?

Is she an anime? She has magic that could command my dick

Playin Siege.
>Comfy slow thread is good thread
K is sleeping in my bed cause she had a spooky nightmare.

That's whats up!
The beautiy of alcohol is real to bond with men.. no homo obviously

GOOD keep that to thought next time we have sexy time!

Yo Yuuki, not much. Been chilling the entire day, playing games and what not. You?

Fug. Until next time Boss~

Ayy Cheeki, at work already?

A tall glass of water my man.

Hey

Never heard of it

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I'll be only yours as long as you be only mine~

Done with MWO for now. Hopefully I can relax with a little farming simulator 2016. I mean Nasus top.
>Yasuo says fuck you
I hate going against assassins top now.

Nana Claimed

Claiming per request

Challenge was to drink a bottle of water. Last one had eat the pepper .-.

Ahhhhhh i love that!
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I want her to protect my smile

Well we all have our reasons.

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Yeah, I like being able to keep up with the thread while playing games too.
Playing some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. at the moment, just escaped a secret lab after going there to take documents. Really spooky, lots of zombies and monsters, low ammo, nightvision isn't working that well.
I was chased through a tunnel by this big fucking creature thing, and that scared the shit out of me.
Aww, poor thing. I was wondering, what is she to you? Is she your daughter?

Of course~
Its a horror movie about Giant Spiders.
>Its fuckin spooky.

Nah mang, I said fuck it and wnet to Subway. Line was like, 10-15 cars long in that drive threw.

Hello No Life.

Yep, just got here.
>Man, I'm TURBO excited for my choice on the dorito instead of the Supra. Why?

Hehe, it seems a few people want me to be only theirs~
>I think I might have dug my own hole with my uncontrolled flirting

I FUCKING KNEW IT! AS SOON AS I SAW FARMING, I KNEW IT WAS GUNNA BE THAT DOGE!
>Yas top
>Pick Garen
>lmfao

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I want to see you have every boat by tomorrow morning.
>but its my boat and I NEED IT NOW

Its a painful relationship with the souls series. I still need to watch some of his recent vidoes of DkSIII they had an interesting title to em. He really does alot of research on all his videos, ready for his new prepare to cry.

8 hours best hours. What did you drive people to do?

Its not about shipping you nerd its about loving here.

I guess 8 hours is oke, but I just drove my father around to stuff he wanted to go and do pretty much

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It sounds like sharknado dude :/

Kek fair enough

Ship?

So it was mutual?
>You should've told me ;-;

>She considers me her dad
>I consider her my daughter
Basically yeah
Outside of that its more complicated, she's my friend (who lives with me, and is a college kid, who's parents are dead. Its his sister.)
Also: I fucking love Doc in siege.
>Get downed by enemy
>Enemy targets my teammate
>Revive myself.
>Kill enemy
Top Kek.
It is, or at least it was, surprisingly scary
>Especially for younger people, or people afraid of spooders.
Sharknado was fuckin funny.

That's sweet.

Well then.

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Wow senpai we haven't even started and you're already cheating on me

Who wants to nigger up for some casual OW?

>ibuki claim

Well now you have a reason to drink the water bottle again.

Which version are you getting? Cool ranch, or nacho cheese?

>Why?
Noticed the filenames went from Image.jpg to the regular ones is all.

Noted!

Same. I went to the gym earlier, but got there 15 minutes before close (not to my knowledge), so I barely got to work out

>that pic
>my mind's telling me no
>body's telling me yes

Oh, I see. How old is she?

>Revive myself
Sounds either really useful, or broken.
MAN, I WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME.
SHIT COMPUTER, SHIT LIFE.

hakase a cute

yeah I wish I was tatsumi In that pic I want to be carried by her

YUUKKIII I cant find more fireball!

I dunno if I got THAT much freedom in me!
>IF YOU NEED THAT BOAT RIGHT NOW, CALL 1-800-BOTE-ASS FOR ALL YOUR BOTE NEEDS!
By the way, I've decided on the RX7 instead of the Supra. DORITO MANG, DORITO!

So what's good, Smugs?

Almost got those quads, Remilia.

I feel I really should be giving a disclosure to people before I start flirting from now on...

SPOOKY BOOKI!

Nacho!
>Because it's red.

Lol, meant why am I so excited to go for a different car!

Love, electricity, shockwave central
Pummel on the motherboard, yes
Push up, overload, legendary heavy glow
Sunshine, thunderroll, keep it together
Burn the lantern, burn it that easy
And broadcast it so raw and neatly

You probably should senpai

It's okay though

I still love you~

Tour guide of the Underworld

She sure does look fancy :D

well time for bed gnight waifu

She's a 10/10

I BELIEVE!! Use you're superior tracking abilities!

Jesus it was that bad?

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Nigga its been a while

Milk works so much better

Food home from friend's place

>Revive Myself
Its from a stim pistol, you can get downed and be revived by a teammate, Doc just has the ability to do it at long range
>Or shoot himself in the foot.

K is only 9.
>Thats one of the reasons I wanted J to come live with me
>K is a bit of a burden and I wanted them both to be taken care of.
>By burden I mean she's expensive
>But quite frankly she's worth it and very fun to play with.

fuck K in ass and ull finally get laid

But 8 hours don't make me wanna kill myself fam. Didn't get bored did ya?

Don't get the wrong idea here dudo

Maybe it was maybe it wasn't

You have to have that amount of freedom or so help me
>CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET AN EXTRA BOTE
I take it its because you got a better chance at getting a response for an RX7 :^)

Who is 10/10? :p

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>K is only 9
>very fun to play with
REPORTED, YOU SICKO

>That image
>Maybe it was maybe it wasn't
Teasing me doesn't end well didn't Amatsu tell you :^)

Oooh, sounds fancy.
Clutch revives sound pretty useful for winning.
Does the Doc get worse primaries for being a doctor?

You're doing a nice thing by taking care of her. Glad she's happy, man.
+35 good boy points 4 u

RIP. When's the next time you can go? Good thing running doesn't have a cutoff heh.

>Red
Already liking it for obvious reasons. Used to like yellow a lot however.

Oh, heh my bad. It's something you get to own yourself and it's still a car!

>He needs some milk
Usually just drown myself in whatever is near.

Yeah, like I said surprisingly spooky.
>She's very spooked
>I'm gonna ask her about it tomorrow and be like.
>"If you wanna watch something spooky, ask me first and I'll watch it with ya."
No.
Wat.
>I play vidya with her
Kek.
Nah, but he doesn't get great stuff
>GSG9 doesn't get great stuff
Basically an MP5, a P90, and a shotgun. Not TOO bad but its not the best.
>You also get the option of a revolver.

sweet dreams

well that waifu of course!
I think maiybe one of the best

Sorry Cat, I'm not ready for a legit relationship~
>Although succ and fucc is still okay~

Shit mang, what food?

So help you what?!
>BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
THAT! And because the Supra I was looking at was sold, and now the only good ones are too pricey. Thinking about just taking a loan for it so I'll finally have a damn car, and then working my cousin over to start helping me pay off the red bike so she can take it off my hands already.

Was thinking about repainting it white for obvious reasons.

And BRAP BRAP!

Yuno vision activated!

Is "vidya" some kind of sick sex ritual you misogynists have?!

This is how it went down.
>stay pretty passive
>just farming under tower
>yas dives me
>I ulti and laugh
>200 by 13 mins
>8/0/2 with mercs treads, trinity and sunfire
>300 when they surrendered at 20
>our lucian was 17/3
That felt good.

Dang, but no I actually enjoyed the quality time with 'em

For some reason half of these look quite... Normal.
Not your usual inhumane, loli, batshit crazy stuff

I'm still gonna come down to cali for that then, senpai~

>MP5
>P90
>a e s t h e t i c weapons
>heal slut
Love that class already.

Are there hackers in Siege? Just so if I do buy it, it won't be a cesspool of mods and shit.

>dress up

Tomorrow afternoon. I was pretty annoyed lol. I did like 15 minutes of straight leg workouts

GO NIGGA GO