Seriously what the fuck is this supposed to be? A joke...

Seriously what the fuck is this supposed to be? A joke? I can't even get on this fucking website without it popping up and doing nothing but vibrate. How do I fucking kill it so I dont have to have it redirect me all the time? and secondly what kind of fuckbrained tards let this godawful ad onto their website?

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You looking for CP aren't you? MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the same shit too, I try to ignore it but it still pops up

You can skip it by going directly to whichever board you want to go to and not the the front page. It's caused by the ad service Sup Forums uses. It tries to scare you into downloading shit off of the Android store.

You don't even use an adblock browser on your phone? In the current year?

That shit exists?

My internet is fast enough that I get a split second of the homescree and then it redirects to the ad. Which loops redirects so you can't hit the back button to return to the home screen. Best of all it forces my phone to vibrate incessantly and to have to close out of the tab and reload it again. I would think the mods/admins/higher ups responsible for ad revenue to this site would be more intelligent then to sign right the fuck up to something that makes their own site unusable.

You mean the outdated underfunded slow browsers that dont work? Name one that has had an update in the last 3 months and is fast or faster then chrome and I'll take it back..

Firefox + adblock

Your phone or mobile device is vulnerable to several attack vectors

Easiest way to confirm is to go to any of the top A/V manufacturers and run a full scan on your device. If it turns up nothing, run a vulnerability check on your device as well

ESET has one that is accessible from almost any mobile device:
eset.com/tools/ussdtest/

AVAST!, ESET, AVG, EmsiSoft, MalwareBytes, etc all have their own versions but ESET is the easiest to access in my opinion

Never seen that here on mobile. Only on porn sites.

This

I would record it but Samsung (please dont get into a fucking phone brand war. I dont honestly give a shit what anyone thinks I should have) doesn't have a screen record function. When it happens it redirect to a page that redirects to the ad looping it a little that way when h click the back buttun I hit the redirect page and go back to the ad.

>implying Sup Forums isn't technically a porn site.

I downloaded a Sup Forums app because im too lazy to download adblock

I have a samesung happens to me all time. Downloaded mimi takes a bit to get used to, but that shit never happens

>cheap ass knock off phones
>cheap ass knock off unsecured OS

It's fine its just adware lol

Bullshit. There are very few malware programs for android and they all require that you allow of market apps to be installed. You would have to be 98% retarded to get that shit on your phone.

You have a shitty phone

I am currently pooping, I just want you guys to know

>be user
>laying on bed trolling faggy OP
>"lol apple master race"
>phone slips out of hands
>lands on pillow
>charge instantaniously hits 3%, phone shatters, SIM card selfdestructs, SD card lights on fire, cheap Chinkmade battery explodes with the fury of a thousand sweatshop children
>phone charger on other side if room splits in half
>Siri: "I'm sorry I didn't catch that"
>"ha. OP us such a fag android sucks"

Look up floens clover apk
Old Sup Forums app, taken off playstore for stupid reasons
Download it
Use it

You have a potato phone.

Don't worry, Larry will keep good track of your /b browsing habits - good input for the 'Reputation Score' feature they will be rolling out to insurance companies next year.

You know, so they can improve their services.

Proof or gtfo

You're not quite clear on how the interwebs works, do ya?

You keep fretting about NSA while Uncle Eric and Larry have a nice guffaw.

Fucking retard.

No u

This

Zuck was right.

Depressing.

I have the same problem. I tried to use Adblock browser then the Sup Forums url turned into chaturbate something.

Excellent. They don't even know!

Chrome? Disable JavaScript in Site Settings. Makes webpages look clunky for a bit, but stops redirects.

Never have encountered this

You must have an apple