HAHAHAHAHA, oh wow. What were they thinking?

HAHAHAHAHA, oh wow. What were they thinking?

what am i supposed to be watching here?

>What were they thinking?
They weren't

>What were they thinking?
"China will save it"

It's completely baffling to me how in every single scene the characters just seem to stand out from the background so much. It's like they're not even there, like the entire thing is a green screen. I mean there's a fuckton of green screen but even the sets like that just seem out of place.

Who is she anyway?

I thought Orcs and Humans were meeting for the first time in this movie but apparently she's a crossbreed?

>Pay out the nose for Weta Workshop to make your costumes
>Make them create costumes that look worse than cosplay

Imagine being the human in that scene and having to be all like "damn, orc, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face.

She's Garona. And yeah it doesn't make any sense, in the actual lore she's a crossbreed of half orc half draenei (which is another race that lives in the same world as orcs) so it makes sense.

For the movie they decided to make her half orc half orc so it's easier for normies i guess, but it doesn't make any sense because how did a human fuck an orc years before they even left their world?

Is this a live action cut scene from the 1994 game "WarCraft: Orcs and Humans"?

>>Make them create costumes that look worse than cosplay

They're being accurate to the game. The game that has a cartoony art style. Which does not translate well into 3D.

That's what throws me off. Those backgrounds look like they were done on fucking paint. And then it turns out that's a real set? Fuck man, who fucked it that badly?

>not getting actual cosplayers to make you costumes

>They're being accurate to the game. The game that has a cartoony art style

I know.

>Which does not translate well into 3D.

I know.

I'm not saying they're not well made or they don't fit with the game's aesthetic, they just look fucking shit in live action.

why do knights wear plastic wear plastic armor in warcraft?

HAHAHAHAHA, oh wow. What were they thinking?

The costumes are like a high budget porn movie.

iis that Lilu? from lilu's hj

Not to mention you can hire them as extras for free.

what a complete whore

dumb frogposter

nice ass i like it

In the oldest lore she was half orc half human but that was before it got really retarded and up its own ass

why is their armor CGI
i mean I get why a game has cgi looking armor, it's a game, but this is real life actors

Except it isn't

Yea, so that piece of shit would fall apart in 15mins of filming.

get a load of this faggot.

>29%
Show me them freddys cuckboi

I jerk off into every portal I find just to see what happens. It's not too crazy to assume people in the Warcraft universe would do the same.

>costumes look worse than cosplay
>scene is shot like a cross between an amateur porno and a video game cutscene from the 1990's
>garona, even with a nice body, looks butch and completely unattractive and gross, were supposed to think this is attractive?
>looks like a Hercules/Xena episode that never aired

How did they fuck everything up this badly? This is worse than Snyder.

It makes me laugh, that today at the theatre I will be surrounded by people I might have met online, all grown up and adults now, maybe even bringing along my wife and her son. All of us will get a rush of nostalgia from a childhood well spent. And here on this meme-board there are people who make jokes about whether or not the film-studio will make a profit, or a loss from this franchise.
Sometimes I really ask myself if this is all satire like on Sup Forums...

Are you people really this incapable of enjoyment?

Dick status: Muh

The only enjoyment I get is from hating things. It is the most sublime of all pleasures.

There's just no texture to anything. It all looks like the shit you walk through while standing in line for a mediveal themed roller-coaster.

>from a childhood well spent.
Playing tons of hours of Warcraft is a childhood well spent? Christ.

>maybe even bringing along my wife and her son

I know, isn't she great?

woah..

>half orc half draenei... so it makes sense.

no it fucking doesn't
draenei are bright-blue, horned, and hoofed
this discount gamora has no signs of that

i cant tell whats wrong with the armor...is it something only cosplayers can notice?

What is your problem with this scene? It is fine

na its something non retards notice

it looks liek plastic

Same here it looks fine

And how is this armour different to lotr?

Yeah, it totally doesn't look like made-in-Syfy tier garbage costumes and each character totally doesn't stand out from the background as if it was all green screen.

It's absolute garbage and Duncan should feel ashamed of doing this.

The fact that this shit looks like it was made of cheap plastic.
It's cosplay-tier.
I have absolutely no idea where those 100 million went.

t. shill

To make real life Orc's of course.

Best CGI ever

Never seen anything special in it.

wew

They should have just made the fucking thing animated jesus christ.

There are pornos with better costume design then this

This.
There's not a single frame in this movie where human characters don't look fucking awful.

Glad vidyakino is going to die early.This movie was a mistake.
>all that wasted potential to do a full cgi movie like their cinematics

Oh shit she does look like her

>not liking based Medivh
GOAT CASTING

Who?

FEEL THE POWER OF FEL

>that CGI

Usually in movies it would close up to the green chick's face for their conversation and the audience forgets in that shot that there'a a bunch of people standing around but the camera work looks fucking terrible like they just set up a tripod and didnt bother so it might be that on top of the cgi and whatnot.

maybe they should've just made the humans cg too

>mfw retarded niggers sitting behind me before SW:TFA thought the humans in the Warcraft trailer were, in fact, CGI

They should have made it all animated.
The way humans stand out from the backgrounds is ridiculous.

>not zooming on the ass
what a faggot

>What were they thinking?
What's the least amount of money we can spend on something with name recognition that will get people who play the video game to buy a ticket?

Do you people realise how long it takes and how much it costs to animate like the WoW trailers. It would take 20+ years and the GDP of a medium sized country. There is a reason they did it this way.
Stop nitpicking on this fantastic fantasy film that will hopefully encourage other studios to make fantasy movies as well, instead of rehashed American comedy films that's been done one hundred thousand times.

PLEB

>What were they thinking?

Probably something like "who cares, people will pay to see this shit, anyway."

Just a guess.

>that set
Please tell me this is one of the CGI ones

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>Do you people realise how long it takes and how much it costs to animate like the WoW trailers. It would take 20+ years and the GDP of a medium sized country.

Avatar did it. Git gud blizzard

nope the whole set is practical

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I want to fuck that orc

What are you talking about? The movie is almost identical to Avatar in that aspect. Humans are normal actors and the blue creatures are actors converted by CGI. Are you people legit retarded?

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lel, watching the OP webm I was wondering if the green skin was actually painted on her or was just added in post and here is my answer.

Remember when white people for centuries denigrated fat asses? Until Afro cultural apporpriation made it cool to like them?

Go watch some old movies of white bitches unironically complaining about their big booties and going through super sweaty workouts as a 'joke'

This, the framing in this movie is atrocious. It looks like a fucking porno.

So when do we get the CGI porn where the orc girl forcefully takes a big tittied brown elf?

Is this gonna bomb?

I think that's one positive change the blacks brought to American culture. Big tits are nice, but there's nothing quite like a fat ass.

wow, even though it's "real" it still looks so fake.

the armor looks like plastic, the floor looks like plastic, the gold statues look like plastic, the brick walls look painted on. The art department totally dropped the ball.

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>mfw my friends will invite me to watch this piece of shit

Are they making games with live action cutscenes again? I thought Command & Conquer was the last hold out.

How nostalgic.

Come on man, I told myself I wasn't gonna masturbate today.

I think the problem is that they tried to make it look like WoW... which was a huge mistake, since WoW is like 15 years old and has a cartoony artstyle. How they thought they could effectively translate that to a live-action movie is beyond me.

well played, this from Sup Forums?

bravo nolan

fucking faggot

>And how is this armour different to lotr?

Nigga the costume design for LOTR is infintely better than this shit.

>Orcs have brown skin
>When exposed to evil, get green skin
>Green is color of Islam
>Evil orc who corrupts brown orcs looks like Muslim Cleric
>Orcs are fleeing from evil orcs to European styled land just like Syrian Refugees
> European white Humans must decide how to deal with Brown skinned and green skinned orcs.

Is this a redpill movie?

poor ragnar

what fucking filter do they use to make a real set look like garbage cgi?

No because the orcs fucking win and get a Jesus.

>morons forgetting that heavier women with big asses were all the rage in Europe during the Middle Ages/Renaissance since being fat was seen as being well-fed/healthy/rich and nobody wanted to fuck a dirt poor skelly

but go ahead and think your wrong thoughts, no skin off my back fampai

Re-read his post you fucking idiot.

>Implying the porn spoof won't have better customs than the actual film

This is what happens when you try to adapt a video game without re-designing the shit-tier armor designs that might look ok in a video game, but in reality makes it look like a bunch of cheap cosplayers with painted pieces of plastic on their shoulders. Also holy fuck that orc girl looks so fucking terrible, everything about her is awful, it's like when they painted humans Green in Star Trek and said it was a different species.

Yup is an amazing job at CGI