ITT : We all work in the same office

ITT : We all work in the same office

Hey Dave, may I please borrow your stapler?
Oh hey, you see the game last night? Man, what was THAT about huh?

Who shit in the coffee again?

Bob I need dem files

Mr Whitaker, I'm sorry, I've had a lot on my plate, I'll get those files to you by tomorrow morning, i promise

On my way to HR again.

>dumps 5gr of mdma in the grinder of the coffee machine
>places hidden cams in the ladies bathroom
> unrolls 5 meters of toilet paper in the guys bathroom, lightly dusts with ground bhut jholokia chilli powder, re-rolls

Good morning everyone!

I'm just going out for a quick smoke...

GOD DAMN IT STOP USING COMPANY BANDWIDTH TO DOWNLOAD CHILD PORN TORRENTS!
I'M TRYING TO BACK UP A DATABASE HERE

>clock in
>Sit at my cubicle
>take out laptop and open
MOANING "CUM IN MY ASS GRANDPA"
>ohshit
>nervously try to turn off volume
>can't find volume buttons
>close laptop
>moaning continues muffled and eventually stops
>look around

WHAT DO WE SELL AGAIN LADS?

Janet broke the FUCKING Xerox machine AGAIN

Uh, guys...
GUYS LOOK OUT
GET OUT OF THE WAY THERES A PLANE COMING TOWARDS THE BUILDING

Sup Forums passes

Paper or some shit nigga

I'm gonna do a Dunkin Donuts run. Anyone want anything while I'm there?

Which one of you fuckers stole my fruit rollups off of my desk??

> MAC
>Not glorious Windows

INTO THE TRASH

Must just be you that's president bush coming to visit!

hows your CP database coming along?

>jerks it into the coffee of the qt three cubicles apart
>jerks it into my own identical coffee
>switch the cups a shit ton of times and lose track
>give one to her
I call it equal opportunity in action

>ladies bathroom
>Sup Forums office

Where do I put my Quran

>We're overlooking the financial center
>three of us
>two broken windows
OH GOD
AAAAAHHHHH

The trash

Hey guys I have a gun but it's to protect us from outsiders don't worry.

Hazardous waste can be discarded down the hall and to the left, in the incinerator room

More cofffee, goddamnit. Apparently the coffee in this office has shit, MDMA, and cum in it.

Hey my kid is selling girl scout cookies... Ok I am selling girl scout cookies... Ok I'm selling girl scouts. Speak to Dave in accounting if you need a receipt.

Guys, the new dubs just came in, checkem out.

*Sits in the middle of the shitstorm and works*

Don't die on us

Looks like they screwed up the order and gave us trips

>Installs Ubuntu on all Computers to secure Business Deal with Sup Forums-Software

>installs latest version of Adobe reader