Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

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still here

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Rolling for Sachi's hair

Fuck off
sachi and her hair is forever mine.

>Completely forgot to post the end battle screen

Claiming Felix

The Butthound of Dägersteiche reporting in

i want to suck his cute trap dick

Mine!!!!

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nap was successful. Did I miss anything?
~Nico claimed.

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You missed kill stealing.

>Makoto

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I love you

yuno

I have NO idea what I am looking at here.

Faggot don't steal fucking kills
Kill yourself
You don't deserve those kills
That's like taking your best pokemon, almost instakill the enemy then deploy your weakest and finish them off

I've been noticed
That was fast, whats up tomoko?

My endgame report. The Iowa and Benson had almost no health when my shots hit.
>They were both about half health when I fired though, so it's not like I could take the shots back to let someone else he the kill.

Why would i do that when I've got XP share?

nothing just sitting. you?

The better pokemon is the guy you're stealing the kills from
The weak one is you, faggot

I uh.. want to say congratulations? But by the way no waifu user here is chewing you out i take it you're up to shenanigans.

I am the persona master

I'm actually not. I've just been playing Warships for the last half hour or so.

> There is never going to be lots of quality pron of the one true sea waifu Wadanohara
What is the point of living

Really I'm also the persona master, we should make kids together

I've been trying to wake up and wait on maki or someone to do something so i can join them. Getting hard to stay up though..

...Quality art is never something that is missing though, which is nice I guess.

I'd do something with ya, but I doubt we share many games, even more so since 70% of the games I play aren't even on here.

Claimu
Hi! How's it going Yuno?

I might go to bed soon finally, senpai

Maybe, idk

Eating breakfast right now
I'm not much of an eater in the morning but my parents always insist I do

Geez you're just like maki..

what are you having?

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You really need to sleep, Cat.

What's that supposed to mean?!
>If it's about the laptop not having games, it's not my fault. I have all my games, and games I don't even play anymore installed on my desktop... but I can't really bring that to work...

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He's just not one that has many games on his computer
>Then do what i do and buy a gaming laptop nerd.

Congrats cute trap man

I know I do

I'm gonna try to

If I can't then I'm just gonna have some coffee and hope this migraine goes away

I chose the best waifu

nic feet

Boiled eggs, as always on Sunday morning
It's kinda hard for me to eat because well, I'm not that hungery
However we do have some fruit and I love eating fruit

wish the artwork was higher quality

I'm gonna post her again because I need her.

I usually only have dinner, but it's usually big.
What a beautiful duwang!

I have plenty, again, just on the desktop.
>Sure, wanna pay for it for me~?

>Not cute
Thanks mang, I promise to only build a marginally smaller wall!

Good luck Cat, I really do hope you get some sleep.

What is she from?

Uh huh and Maki would say he has plenty too.
>He has six
>You're crazy if you think i can drop 1300$ on another gaming laptop.

Yeah I do too

I'll probably be on in ten minutes or so if i can't get to sleep

This fucking migraine is killing to the point of actually fucking crying

The feet we need.

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Chew

Hey nui, good to see you
Too bad I have to go in a sec
You don't have lunch or breakfast?

Lame.

what fruit?

I've got WoWs, WoW, Skyrim, Audiosurf, ToS, D3, and LoL. For a 500gb HDD, that's a lot.
>Implying i can drop $1300 on a laptop when I've got my RX7 to work towards

Seriously, get Tylenol tomorrow! No excuses!

Tour Guide for life

I dont get it

Oh hey Yuno II is here
In that case I'll shower and fuck about this headache

Just ate a few watermelon slices
And my dad bought some exotic fruit not sure what it is
It tastes pretty good though
It has a yellow skin but the flesh is red and it is really sweet
Oh hey you know
You feeling sick?

Sounds like boring games to me.
>Why buy an RX7 when you can buy a GTX 970

Filthy americans With their odd sleeping schedules

This feels just like a picnic.
Sometimes but not much, usually when i go out.


Ah, well see ya!

i dont know fruits very well

a cute

I'll try to senpai

This is why I dont raid anymore.

And I suppose your tastes are so much better.
>Because GTX970 isn't going to take me screaming down the freeway at 120 mph, AND it isn't powered by Doritos.

That's weird don't you get hungry during the day then?
I can stay for a few more replies
It's not often we get to talk
You like them though?
I have very little clue of names as well but I pretty much stuff my face with them

Of course they are silly!
>It'll give you enjoyment with friends for a much longer and safer time.

And what games do you play, then?
>If I want that, I have my desktop, which already a 970.

> waifu goes unnoticed
JEEZ

i like strawberry orange watermelon and lemon
its no big deal

Any and all.. I'll usually try something once! Besides LoL i'm not that desperate. My steam library was mostly grown thanks to my brother buying so many on our account so that was good.
>So is my laptop. but i can take this baby to work with me.

I do sometimes but i'm lazy, it also doesn't help i have another problem that makes me want to eat much less, though some say i drink to much soda and that might be why.

Listening to anything at the moment?

Thats a papaya.

Fucking elitism!

Come with me little one, I'll put into discord were we will safely circlejerk about all the bad people ruining our precious threads!

or just gossip about how everyone sucks in the thread meanwhile we behave nicely with them.

You eat lemon?
Like you sit down and enjoy an entire lemon?
Aren't they extremely sour?
>Too lazy to eat
Damn you're a freaking king
I'm guessing you dont wanna go into detail but I can guess what it is
Not really I'm just prepping my walk, I used to listen to music while I walked but my iPod died and my phone is acting very weird lately
Yourself?
It might be, give me a sec

>first game as Bronze V
>toplane leaves ten minutes in
>comes back when our Nexus is getting hit
>says "gg trash team"

These are the same people that cried bloody murder about elitists just a few months ago

Oh no it isn't
It's round like an apple but a lot smaller
Plus it has one big seed

>Any and all
>Says all mine are bad
:^)
>Yes, but I don't need to buy a whole new system when my starts to get dated. Besides, I only need a few games when at work, it's just choosing which ones that is that's the problem.
Honestly, I'm probably just gunna reorganize this whole laptop, and it'll probably clear A LOT of space.

>Again, playing the salt mines solo
Fuck it, you on NA?

youtube.com/watch?v=bPIMfOIuEe4

Hes on oce
Im in the mines now too

OCE

>I can't catch a break

Well I can't help it you play trash love!
And hey that's the cycle of computer gaming.. it's more expensive.. that's what we signed up for.

I claim her.

no of course not. but i do like the flavor
dont worry you are all bronze V together. just persevere

Na I just drinked one of those small bottles of fireball whiskey, the drunk is barely wearing off

youtu.be/oFBbOHohwR8
Sup Chen.

>salt mines go
>Im a solo adc bot
>our singed thibks hes top as does vlad
>good thing I chose cait

Whelp, then you're on your own. Good luck m8.

>Implying trash
That's what YOU signed up for. I'll pay MAYBE $400 or so for a car that'll last me a good amount of years. When it's getting too out? Do it again, and clock up the CPU that I haven't done yet.
>Compared to blowing through another grand or more.

I swear, I don't know what it is, but her reactions always seemed the best from the little of them I've seen.

>I'm guessing you dont wanna go into detail but I can guess what it is
I mostly didn't want to gross you out.
>Yourself?
Listening to this at the moment, for once it's not actually Kirby.
youtube.com/watch?v=SevR3wSypQ8

Exactly why I'M enjoying every game out there on my LAPTOP at WORK unlike you mister.

>solo adc bot

I hope you're not playing ranked.
I'm just smurfing on an account playing mostly Vayne and Gangplank.

Gangplank for fun and for being the barrel king and Vayne for easy climb.

How are you?

Not unless youre a cave dwelling goblinoid living off of attention it isnt.
This is Literally Killing Menschen
This

Yay thunderstorm

Can't sleep now because the dogs won't shut up and because of the thunder. My head hurts even more now

Im fine. They voted to remake. I think their supp decided to DC. It may be time for another game.
Im in b4. Come join me :&)