I'm a fat ugly fuck that needs to die

I'm a fat ugly fuck that needs to die

>tfw I'd fuck you if you lived near me

Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess.

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Needs to diet.

THICK

Would love to rub the tip of my willy round those bin lid nipples!

go to the gym man

At least my shitty body can count the for something.

tits or gtfo femanon

Any exercise tips? I've been trying but obv. Everything is slow going. Also I hate myself :)

>bin lid

Stop taking female hormones would be a good start..

Not really, I'd fuck anything at this point.

>tfw too ugly and autistic to find anybody to fuck anyway

Such is life.

Yeah, he looks like a skin-sack filled with mashed potatos

An hero?

I'm a fat ugly fuck to but my wife is really hot and ten years younger than me.

What the fuck dude he's touching the seat with his peepee like he's right up in there. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
DELETE THIS

You don't have to lie to kick it

No

This week on "Things That Never Happened"...

>I'm probably supposed to say "that's sweet dude cherish that" but I just don't care
anymore. I wasn't made for women...maybe something creative MAYBE. But even that is iffy. At this point I think I was a mistske who has zero talent that had everything taken from him at a young age and now he has to pretend likes everything's fine.

...

I'm like Donald Trump accept poorer and with more hair on my head and bigger hands. It's true what can I say.

Any way we can get you to an hero?

Sir, I don't mean to pester you, but will you please an hero?

Gotta a say completely wasted that's why I did it! Cause fuck myself that's why! How dare I pretend like everything fine when inside it's this swirling, weird, fucking climax of emotions that I can't decide on. She's dead, fucking dead. Do you get that? People die! They are alive one second and BOOM dead. It's worthless. I was curious if I would give a shit would you guys thought. NOPE! I don't want women, sex is pointless, the world is a meaningless void with which we perpetuate our existence! Isn't that great!? Nothing we do fucking matters because the world is pointless!!! :D YAY!

Hey! That looks just like mine!

Ha go fuck yourself! Go shoot some people yourself of that's what you want! :D

This thing an heroed and so shad you!

Your penis seems to have gone awol

Haha! Do it your God damn self if you want the world to burn. I said I want myself to die. Nobody else deserves that you degenerate piece of shit
:D

Welcome! You're finally one of us

Lemme fuck that fat white sexy ass before you an hero user. You're just my type.

roll bitch

more of your disgusting body when OP?
>nice tits

You want me to stop drinking water?

Is this the rest of you?

My Penis is like 2 inches without getting hard I think. Maybe 4 inches when hard. Kids are gonna be impossible haha!

welcome brother

Stand up straight, embrace the fact that you're a sturdy motherfucker.

Believe it or not, plenty of women like the husky lumberjack build.

Source: I'm there myself

underrated post

But no women NO WOMEN is going to put up with or accept his tiny cock NONE

How would you killing yourself make the world burn. It would be a better place with one less whining fat loser...

I was fat and ugly myself op, but I went to the gym for 6 months and lost 80 pounds. And talking to girls became easier girls I was friends with suddenly started to have crushes on me don't be a lazy fat fuck

At least you are not a nigger.

Don't forget to wear that fedora PROUDLY

Are you me? Fuck, it's like looking into a fat mirror.

At least fat can be fixed. If that's all it is, just go lose weight.

We need some fuckin' whale huntin'!!!

Hey you look like me

Thanks I guesSmall dick too..maybe two inches

Better hurry up then. I'm actually doing something about it, gym, personal trainer and dieting.

you realize that lumberjack built is the strong-fat type, you can actually see that those are muscles.

Yeah, I got bad teeth ($30,000 surgery). Quite your whining fat boy!!!

Pic not related (but it ain't far off)

Cool I asked for tips on how to.not.be aazy fat fuck. Any tips? Don't eat? I can talk to girls just fine. They like me a lot. See me as a kid really. No sex for me two inches dick no girls. I'm fine with that!

Josh?

You'll fail, loser

But, an hero?

hahahaha

Yeah I'm trying to fix it. Problem tho. Mom is dead. Dad yells at me constantly. Grandparents told me I need a girlfriend before they leave me alone. I'm totally Into this married chick with kids because ive.gor a mommy complex. I hate myself no.matrer what I do. High anxiety. I got wasted tonight because it's the only way to not feel...worried about everything all the fucking time. Also I got a two ich dick so maybe no women ever. Any tips?

for weight loss I would eat small portions and run 3 miles and go on the bike things at the gym for 30 mins on a really high level so I would sweat buckets. ot took a lot of dedication and u need to have a goal, I felt real bad about my body and had enough so I was determined if u don't have the will to lose weight it'll never happen that's basically it

Is this a typical meal for you?

You want honest? No not really. I eat processed shit because it's easy but I do.t eat that much. I DO sit around a lot though Doing nothing

lose fat and youll have a 4-5 inch dick and thats fine

Op relax dude! you ain't fat, your obese "]

Just cut out crap food, be more active. Boredom is the killer for losing weight. Get a cheap fitness tracker and try to beat your activity every day

God damn that is one ugly fucking woman

You would be fuck material if you would have a vagina

You can alwas start injecting hormones to be a tranny

Fat fucks dont even want to better yourself, cucked by life.

>not sure if neckbeard or woman

Thanks! At least you seen my preferred gender hahaha doesn't matter if don't care! Plenty of helpful people In this thread that I do.t give a FUCK about your opinion :D

Dont forget shaving his body

start lifting and level up your testosterone faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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I'd fuck you but i'm only gay once a year, Email? I can book you in for 2019ish....

I went on a webcam porn site without showing my face..everyone assumed I was a woman. That was..confusing for me to be honest haha

Yay I'm at least fuck able. I'm not COMPLETELY worthless. Only mostly! :D

I'll fucking die trying but no an heroing

>using kraft singles instead of velveeta cheese on macaroni

Fucking plebs

nothing ever happens

Shave your body hair and wear a wig and make $$$ cam whoring

I mean, the OP is legitimately my fat ass tiny dicked body that I'm trying to fix. I've got sso.many fucking problems tho that I needed you.guys to.help me.out. still haven't helped with the Psychological shit that's gonna fuck me over in a month or so. But exercise stuff is at least marginally helpful>

That might work. At least I wouldn't have to work another day!

Pay for sex bro! no shame in that.

You cant fix a tiny dick ever

we are incomplete, ill equipped for today's world. life is a struggle, you just can't put it on autoplay

ROLLING!!!!! Dubs & OP has to show us his baby penis :]

Or this because I literally don't care anymore and I (OP) can at least deliver with this

At least push the fat back

lol too sweet OP you rock!

Yeah you can with surgery

Oh well. I never planned on subjecting a women to this ever anyway. That's honestly an awful thing to do..I'm a martyr yay!

If there was a surgery that could actualy make your oenis larger every guy would get it

No problem random person. At least someone can be happy of my micro peen! :D

You can't be this stupid, can you?

You made my night bro :] aye not everyone can be blessed with a big blue!

Actually. Having seen it. Do you guys even think I could birth a kid? See I'm emotionally stunted. And I grew up fundamentally Christian so I don't actually know! Either way that might help to know in the future

try to become rich, then you'll automatically be better than everyone

thats the only thing that keeps my loser ass going lol

How the fuck do you jack off your hand is litterally longer than that

I decided early on that I'd be "rich and famous" though my.creatove steak is zero right now so that's slightly worrying. That's all I've put my self worth in, so if I can't make that I'll be worthless since no women is a given because of the micro peen

It gets bigger when I get hard, let 4 Inches or so. I manage. I acutally.stsrted Jacking off really young so I figured it.out early...now i.manage :)

I'm sure ya get at least 5 inches off an erection dude which is average length for all the whores out there to inhale! Of course you could if ya seeds r in swimming order & me too bro! religious upbringing can really make life more shitty when ya keep it at the front of your mind...Cheer up anyway bro i've only been chat'n with ya for 10 mins & i think you're a good fella so eat as much as you want & be happy, if others treat you like ya not there than they ain't worth ya time anyway...cunts :]