Old thread is kill, continue poorly describing video games and guessing what they are

Old thread is kill, continue poorly describing video games and guessing what they are
>Stranded on island
>Get off island
>just kidding
>find rocks
>sail away with girl

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Tomb raider

nope

>blob
>kill and regrow yourself
>collect flowers

>Scientist tries to clone you and sell your clones
>He gets kidnapped, you have to find him
>Your character is a dick
>Everyone has English accent

>cute forest thing
>explore and get powers
>turns out evil owl isnt so evil

'shroom 11

winrar

>spooky robots
>go to robot heaven

>Boom
>Space n shit
>I wonder what happens if I molest this wall?
>Big buff retard

The Talos Principal?

nope, not spooky enough

Scientist voiced by mr krabs sents you to get diamonds.

I mean crystals

>be me
>be a soldier without army
>get to a city after some random guy instructs me
>get some money and sellswords
>get captured, lose all gold and sellswords
>solo pilliage a villiage
>I WIL ZDRINK FROM YUR SKAL

>Pedos steal your fuckboi
>Eat them
>WTF IS THAT PLS KILL ME

>be me
>prince
>in persia
>fucking up time

that's way too hard, I give up

Mount and blade: Warband

Plants vs Zombies 2

inside?

Shrek 2?

Mount n Blade, them filthy Sea Raiders

nope
hint:
>Gollums are attacking you

shrek 3

Dark Souls

>what is bastion

Nobody got this yet?
Hint: It was a promo game for a junk food

no, -800 points

>underwater
>sing for superpowers
>eat sushi

i saw it in the last thread, i really want to know what it is

- Released in 1997
- Japanese RPG (roll playing game)
- Part of major franchise
- You're part of an rebel faction against the government
- You used to work for the government as a Soldier
- You chase after a bad man who is very ancient
- He makes a comet/meteor come towards the earth very slowly
- In the end you save the day
- It was originally released for the Play Station 1

You can have ONE hint if needed.

>eat enemies to get their power
>blood
>basically hardcore kirby

FF7?

Yes!!

>be me
>be successful
>become mayor of a city
>call it Cunt City
>dream of have huge skyscrapers
>spend most of the 2000's trying to figure out how to get skyscrapers
>finally have skyscrapers
>destroy them because i cant see the roads down below

simcity 2k

>Robot balls
>on the neck
>flies, but get's stuck in bear traps

overman

> father is kill
> fuck sister
> i am devil

>Little niggers everywhere
>Pudding
>Turquoise is his favorote color
>Movies
>

> be me
> plane.crash();
> naked people trying to hunt me
> better survive

I'll do another.

- It's a fighting game
- title means a synonym of metal hand
- It begins with T
- There's a real life lion that wrestles
- and a kamgaroo
- and a big bear
- Originally for the play station
- the second one in the series is the first game I ever played on the PlayStation (and if.you know me that's a BIG clue lol)
- it's Japanese again

the forest?

>Spaceship crashes
>Summons evil mask
>Mask is working with scientist and a time twister

Tekken
Fucking easy

...

The Mask?

Mortal Kombat X?

crash bandicoot - this time its spacial.

winrar

kerbal space program

Alright, nobody wins.
It was a shit game anyway
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kbMT0jdlpa8

Crash bandicoot warped

> hav i evr told u the meaning of insnity?

Winrar

Not looking for specifics, was a series

>beat up thousands of midget Asian peons
>muh honour
>let's end this suffering

Grandia

weird, never heard of it

Haha well done yes ur right!

I'll do another

- 2 brothers and you're both plumbers
- you have to try and rescue a princess
- you also have to keep killing a frog with a shell on the way
- it's originally released on the nitendo but has been on lots others since
- I used to have a t shirt of this when I was 6 (which if you know me is a BIG clue lol)

i dont think it was

far cry 3

Sonic???

>Two evil parrots from another dimension try to destroy an island
>You need to stop them

Nope lol!

>Buy $500 spaceship
>Run at 20 fps
>Game crashes

> be me
> see this

WHAT COULD IT BE THO

maybe too easy

>Death row
>Demon cop
>Die
>Not really
>Camera angles
>Give up

But ur actually sort of close in a weird way lol

Dude you are making them way too easy.
You're supposed to describe them poorly.
Fucking newfag.

EVE

This is now an Assriel thread

succpee mario and knuckles 64.5?

Close

residue evil?

>Hats
>Hats
>Hats
>And hats

dota 2

do you prefer ripped asriel or pupper asriel?

Probably for the best. Awkward to control, every character is annoying af, buggy, impossible to make progress, overall terrible

I'm blue and all my mates are green. I'm supposed to save them but they're all totally fucked.

>land on planet
>some bitch yelling in my ear about my mission
>dont know what shes talking about. not listening
>shoot some midget aliens
>get in a hovercraft
>blow some shit up
>leave

>You have to play as mario and luigi and save the princess

> dead coward
> faggot wizard
> zombies.jpg
> jump around collecting shiny egg holder
> hmm-hmm

Oh sory I thought we just talk about your favorite games or something.

Okay I'll do a nother one then

< Lone wanderer
< my favourite friend is a pet canine / dog
< I run about doing lots of missions for lots of people
< post opocaliptic
< playing it as we speak (lol!)

halo

Farcry 3

>be stranded on a planet
>crash with a very small capsule, just so big to fit inside
>you had a taser on your hand ,
>to fight a boss monster on a swamp
>abandoned city
>keep going on a street
>point to click
>theres an alien base
>goal is to not die or get taken by the fat aliens

Ripped all the way. I could never fuck goteboy

>Song loops
>Ching chong
>Death to china
> Coca Cola

Bad Rats Show

fallout 4

nope

> be me
> doing everyday tasks in an open world
> cruisin with muh trenchcoat
> piss on people
> find osamas hideout
> fight my dads demon after pissing on his grave

No. And I don't appreciate being poked fun ay if that's the big idea. Idiot.

winrar

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>dino
>jetpack
>steal babies before meteor explodes

are you out of the closet yet my comrade?

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