You have a magic wand that could fix this world in any shape or form. What would you do to make the world a better place? Be careful though, the wand breaks after 3 uses
>Equality across all walks of human life >Abolish currency, how is it fair that one corporate bastard has all the money in the world and wont donate a cent to people that need it most? >Remove all traces of America. I reckon more people hate you guys than how many people you actually have living in America right now. We dont need you
Oh I've got a good one. >Kill yourself >Erase your genepool
Use #3 will be dedicated to getting me a Tuna Sandwich because I am hungry.
Tyler Davis
>make everyone American >make everyone white >sage goes in all fields
Justin Murphy
1. materialize a stockpile of all recources that all of humanity requires (create, not gather from others) 2. allow everyone equal access to these stockpiled resources
cant think of a third.
Gavin Clark
>remove greed from the human psyche
Theres 90% of the problems gone
>Enhance a sense of honour and integrity within all human beings
>Remove the USA and all its inhabitants. The Land where the US used to be is what is was 500 years ago without serious human intervention.
Christopher King
>overcrowd the planet and make sure every retard has the right to be as retarded as they need to be
There you go.
It's not like we lock people up because they ask for it, right? What a fuckstick. I bet you're either still in college or fresh outta school.
Xavier James
Oh you pretentous Europeans always make me chuckle. The USA has taken your place as top dog and now you are envious of us. How does it feel knowing that the US, China and Russia control the world?
Jason Phillips
1. all black people are gone 2. all oil is gone (that's just to make it funny to watch islam die) 3. all coal is gone (that's just to make it funny to watch china die)
latin america might try to run here but we'd fucking kill them on sight.
good times ahead.
Alexander Baker
>US, Russia, China No. Russia and China. Not the US.
Nice try sneaking over to the winner side you fucking retard. You're just asmuch a failure as Germany, but you don't want to hear that.
Jason Gonzalez
>How does it feel knowing that the US, China and Russia control the world?
Like the apocalypse is imminent.
Aiden Moore
>exterminate da joos >exterminate all muzzies >exterminate all blacks
paradise
Luke White
You're green with envy and it shows.
Kayden Collins
Pretty weak ass game there bro..
>Make myself immortal with ability to pass on trait to children >Ability to manipulate all material reality through though. >Save third wish as now I'm God that can do anything, it is wise to have a backup.
fix the world, not yourself. you seriously are a fucking retard
Alexander Moore
Kill all Niggers Jews chinks and middle easterners
Go back and ensure Hitler's victory
I use the third to make myself a really nice craft rootbeer, because I have already done everything I need to make this world perfect
James Edwards
The world is perfect as it is. Grow the fuck up you millennial little faggots
Jack Rodriguez
>make all Catholic Christian dogmas be true (Gods existance etc) >Make God punish bad actions and reward good ones IN THIS WORLD Third one Id have for Apocalypse when I feel like it
Im an atheist btw
Blake Johnson
>remove emotions >remove ideologies that are in the way of world piece >a medium pepsi for me
Nathaniel Watson
Nobody could care less about how much power your murricucks do or dont have.
Its because the American people are all of Humanities worst traits incarnate. You are dumb, willfully ignorant, intolerant, wasteful and gluttonous in the extreme, Arrogant, Greedy,War hungry, and you know what?
We could probably forgive all of that, if you cunts weren't so in our face about it. You have to show everyone how fucking stupid you twats are about everything, its the equivalent of the loud ass downie reaching down his pants in class and showing everyone a handful of his shit. Thats why everyone hates you. You are the most powerful country on the planet, and you are considered dirt beneath everyones feet.
You should be a paragon for all civilisation, and you're used as a benchmark for other countries on how NOT to be. Nobody in the first world wants to be you, be around you, no other state wants to be anything like you. You are considered at the bottom, for all your wealth and power.
And thats just the god damn truth.
Isaiah Anderson
>implying the US doesnt control most of the money in the world due to all its bank >implying Russia isnt just using its propaganda schemes to make us belive they arent starving
And im not even american
Ryan Powell
The sweet taste of another pissed off americuck projecting his insecurities online.
I'm off to jerk to some shemale porn while proceeding not to give a fuck about all the happenings in the world.
That's how jelly I am yes.
Brody Ward
> immortality for all humans > all diseases (bacterial, viral, neurological, etc) cured and eliminated > thriving off-world system of colonization established to accomodate for overpopulation
Sebastian Perry
>>Abolish currency what are you 13? only a child would have that little comprehension of society to try and abolish currency.
Gavin Richardson
>Muh individualisim is wrong He can change the world with what he just said.
David Phillips
>Send everything bad in the world to one island >Give everyone a beer >Revive the raptors
Dominic Barnes
>make all people extremely empathic >make all people extremely selfless >create a one world meritocratic government
Watch the world fix itself and become a global utopia where everyone understands everyone else's feelings, everyone cares about eachother and everyone is judged by their merit alone.
Benjamin Wright
My goodness, did Chad Fuck your girlfriend while he was on vacation? The ass pain is on a whole new level here.
Also, > Generalizing every American into what you've seen in movies and bad comedies
Noah Sanders
>US >all ITS bank Oh boy here you go. Wanna see that face when the real guys with the actual money just decide to dump this collective hallucination called "Free America" and hop onto the next train.
But again you guys don't wanna hear it. None of you has any money. The guys with the money use you to make more and you comply because you seriously think that you are the one dealing the cards.
That trick is as old as the hills mate. And you still don't get it.
Kevin Flores
Doesn't matter, his 2 wishes are null and void because he made them out of selfishness. There are rules to this game you fucking nigger.
Jonathan Davis
>destroy The moon >destroy the sun >destroy the earth
Camden Jenkins
Wouldn't all problems be solved if humans are extinct because there aren't any?
Jason Walker
>Remove the USA and all its inhabitants. The Land where the US used to be is what is was 500 years ago without serious human intervention.
People from all over would flood into the land for free resources and escape from the harsh laws of government. Basically you'd have another USA within 200 years, except it'd never be a super power (in the forseeable future) and it's inhabitants would be far, far less European in culture as the lack of greed would lead to the sharing of resource. This means Chinese and Indians would be able to flood in the empty land as a way to escape crowding as well as things I mentioned before.
Chase Richardson
Cry more merifat
Justin Cox
Rules weren't stipulated in OP, therefore no rules.
Justin Rogers
Better than what there is now.
Mason Wright
That's an awfully big umbrella you're putting us under there Karl. Lashing out in jealousy is a natural thing to do when you feel powerless so I won't hold this tirade against you. The real enemy of everyone is the aristocracy and the leadership that backs it up. Our leaders do not represent the majority of our opinions, that is why our presidential election has been so controversial. The world is changing and idiots like you will slowly be removed from it. Tl;dr be a humanist not a nationalist
Michael Green
>no more diseases/illnesses/defects >no more lying at all >everything is somehow more eco-friendly and becomes more so eco-friendly as time passes.
Jeremiah Russell
>implying your desire to change the world isn't selfish
>guys look at me I am selfless
Yea no, you're a cunt. You really think your vision of a better world fits in with everyone else?
So next thing we know, Hitler will get a prize for the most selfless person ever to walk this earth.
Good job being another generic shitbag on the internet. I almost forgot I am on Sup Forums with all this hyperintellectualism in here.
Parker Young
This.
What can you expect from some foreigner who has had zero experience with our country? Let's be honest, he's posting on fucking Sup Forums of all places trying to tell other people that they are like downie children. Kek.
Juan Hill
1. Make the world into 1 super race of people instead of all the cultures/groups we have now 2. Unlimited Food 3. Better Healthcare for all
Elijah Cook
1. make everyone capable of telepathic communications, safeguard so that a terrorist cant use it for a global unwanted mass telepathic attack. 2. make one medium everlasting able to create everything the world needs from it 3. create a living habitat on the moon
Brody Jones
>Make myself immortal (with intentional suicide being the only way to die) >Make myself extraordinarily intelligent. I'm talking immense IQ and idetic memory >Make it so that any other magic wands/items disappear/will never appear
This would make the world a much better place for me.
Brody Cook
>Make it legal to kill SJWs, feminists, muslims, and dindus >that's it, that's all that needs to happen in order to fix the planet.
Evan Gray
1. Everybody loves one another and all other forms of life 2. No governments or laws 3. Large companies feel compelled to fund space research as a duty to humanity as a whole.
Anthony Baker
>immortal >eidetic memory Enjoy insanity.
Jayden Cruz
>make the world better >make the world a commie shot hole
Only one faggot.
Benjamin Gray
I am laughing at the level of butthurt in your post. Jesus, you are the epitome of a loser. Are you trying to compensate for your childhood isolationism? You're on Sup Forums too, so idk why you're trying to front like you're intellectually superior to anyone.
Cameron Martin
You guys done arguing with each other yet?
Carter Watson
America wouldn't be so bad if there were no greed. But alas, you're butthurt that the US has become the center of human civilization for a couple decades
Carter Foster
>Kill the blacks, arabs, and Hispanics. >Make the world Democratic >Make it where scientist don't have to be bound by what is moral to publish findings
Thomas Clark
I would destroy all of Israel, All of Saudi Arabia and all of the Vatican. Thus making all Abrahamic Prophecy null and void.
Tyler Miller
>space research Should first of all research the vast space between your ears which is producing unpleasantly coded reverberations out of what seems to be nothing.
Isaiah Wilson
I'm assuming that I could be intelligent enough to figure out a way to archive my memory in my mind. If not I'll just go insane and destroy the world before committing suicide It'll be a hell of a ride
Dominic Bailey
>all oil is gone
that would be the end of civilisation.
Brandon Bailey
>capitolism dissapears?
Are you all 5 years old? Name one socialist country that isn't shit, and go.
Ryan Ortiz
what is the purpose of living without emotions? all our dreams, ambitions, hopes and joys are made from emotions.
yes there are bad emotions like hatred and stuff, but you need those too. you can only appreciate the good in life if you experience the bad too.
that's why brats that can have anything they want and stuff still very unhappy.
Carson Allen
Atleast you're laughing. I am known to be a good sport like this and hearing feedback is always nice.
But to be honest, you sound a bit offended. Can't help myself but to wish you luck with that.
Laugh some more. It'll do you good.
Brandon Turner
>kill the non whites including jews >kill crooked politicians >free in and out burger
Jaxson Nelson
Anarchy and peace for me
Carson Hall
we'll just burn chinese baby girls
Levi Smith
No more children
James Baker
Make it so Islam somehow was reformed in the way Christianity was. Baghdad would be like it was before the Mongols except a Modern equivalent.
Loosely Confederate Europe of regions. Smash UK into Scotland Ireland and England, they're all Confederate states in Europe. Spain is catalonia basque ect.
People generally aren't greedy and want to get on with eachother.
Jose Barnes
These are the only non-dipshit wishes in this thread.
Luis Price
no one want to: >First use for get back to medieval times (or gritty scifi future) >Making technology locked in that era >have magic and magical creatures (or advanced transhuman tech and such)
world is somewhat fixed, even if there will be people wanting to get rich at other people expenses.
Wyatt Allen
immortality is a curse. mortality gives us unpredictability in life, also unknown limited time.
you are young. you do not understand the importance of mortality that we have and what it means to us as humans, and the unimportance of the quest to immortality.
Adam Kelly
A few ideas off the top of my head
>Create strong cerebral dimorphism between the genders, so that one gender is super smart and the other is only smart enough to serve. Doesn't matter which gender for the plan to work, though as a man I'd probably choose men. >Reduce the current and potential future population of smart gender to the lowest point that the human race could possibly sustain itself with, effectively lowering competition for resources and whatnot for the super smart. >Ensure that less intelligent gender is submissive in nature to the hyper intelligent one.
Wouldn't make the world perfect, but it would make the world a lot more organized and probably a lot less violent and poverty ridden. At the same time it might very well limit the rate at which humanity could advance scientifically, but I feel the social benefits outweigh that sacrifice on their own, if not actually create a worldwide environment more suited to research and experimentation.
Also, harems.
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>Give approximately one or two billion people alive today eternal life, eternal youth, and invulnerability of body and mind. Effectively rendering this part of the population immortal; immune to disease, age, injury, and senility. The people selected would be chosen based on their level of merit, people who empathize well and who have a good mix of skill sets. >Make it so that immortals are infertile. >Kill off the rest of humanity, probably over a generation or so using something like a long-incubating but fast-acting plague, hopefully giving the immortals time to organize and set up their society before old society completely collapses.
The Earth would provide for this level of a population for a ridiculously huge ass time. Combined with immortality this basically fulfills the lowest level of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs permanently for all remaining humanity. High empathic abilities combined with a good mix of skill sets hopefully allows the immortals to flourish.
Matthew Perry
so, like social justice crybaby policies?
John Jackson
>eliminate all theistic religion >eliminate all forms of currency >have aliens land in the world's largest cities
Easton Powell
Why do all of you faggots hate anyone who has money?? Is it because you are lazy, and them being successful makes you see how lazy and worthless you are??
Parker Thomas
>give me flight powers >Give me retard strength >better my reflexes
Become a superhero
Andrew Wilson
>Force people to be the way I want them to be >Fuck free will, Hitler did nothing wrong >Greed? Fuck that shit. Take me as an example, I am not greedy at all by wanting everybody to be not greedy >do what I say, not what I do
I think people like you should be put on a hefty dose of mushrooms, then burned alife in a final big bonfire as a sacrifice to an actually fertile present and beneficient future for mankind.
If you deny then you are not really selfless at all and your post was just to bolster your ego some more.
Nathan Taylor
Not that user but why do you feel compelled to bash somebody for supporting the exploration of our universe? Is there really any higher calling? Hopefully you're just trolling
Julian White
>Give everyone a sense of globalism >remove all religion >no more capitalism
Jonathan Lee
>center of human civilization >most of its population still believes in invisible sky-wizards and hating others based on silly shit >fat fucks everywhere with the culinary culture of 5 year olds >propaganda everywhere
Elijah Carter
anarchy creates war you dumbfuck. with pure anarchy and no authority bad people with start raping, murdering, enslaving and all those crimes since there are no consequences anymore.
also, in the absence of order ( authority ) new authorities will rise like gangs and maffias and we'll go back to a warlord with land time with enslaved people.
i'm punk, other punks call me retarded for disapproving anarchy. punk is thinking for yourself i tell them, not rebelling for the purpose of rebelling.
Mason Sanchez
Yeah because the wealthy folks work 90 plus hours a week. Bull shit.
1 Hour of work is one hour of work and has the same value to society. W ether tilling soil or signing a contract.
Jonathan Gomez
>Remove every single politically correct, easily offended cunt from the earth.
>Abolish social media, it's cancer.
>Only people who are fit to be parents, and have adequate monies to afford said kids, can have them.
>all our dreams, ambitions, hopes and joys are made from emotions That's just wrong for me. Everything i am and try to be is the result of me sitting down and figuring it out. Maybe others decide the most important things about their lifes according to their gut but either way that seems like a bad way to do it. >you can only appreciate the good in life if you experience the bad too Emotions are the thing that keep us from beeing logical, sure - the chemicals released in your brain when you bust a nut are nice, but they don't define your personality. Or at least they shouldn't. Either way - without emotions there would be no crime, no war, we'd simply do what is logical and helps the greater good instead of focusing on ourselves. Emotions are everything bad in humans plus some chemical gratifications called love and fun.
Christopher Long
This thread is about making wishes you retard. A wish of everyone being less greedy would include myself, and would benefit the most people. Humanity would advance outside this planet if it wasn't scared of the cunt next to them.
Carter Bailey
Aliens then realize we are a weak species that doesn't capitalize on its environmet to grow and flourish. They then break the planet up into collections of resources, selling it amongst themselves to grow their economy and increase the quality of their lives. Since the humans on this planet have not ever created a system of value and trade, it is safe to assume they are non-sentient and are ok to use as cattel for food.
Christopher Thompson
>Get rid of all niggers >Kill off 50% of all races, you know cause of the whole over population and resource war that is probably very near >Islam is no longer a thing now
Levi Jones
Not all aliens would think the same way we did 500 years ago.
Andrew Powell
>I'd make myself the richest person in the world, with an infinite supply of money. With this gift, I don't need the wand. I can make the world better through my wealth. >I'd make myself & those I love immortal. Without time constraints, I can accomplish anything. >I'd make myself amazingly good looking. Thus allowing me to use my charisma to charm others into doing good.
Caleb Rodriguez
No, because you are a lazy fuck who works at mcdonalds and contributes bill to te world, and I work construction and build roads.
We started off both poor, but I will retire middle class, while you die in a shitty state ran facility for old lazy fags who don't save for retirement.
Jose Morgan
Europe isn't socialist. Those are left wing social democracies. Socialism doesn't mean "more government" or a wider net of security. It means workers controlling the means of production. Closest country to socialism is rojava and its barely a country because of turks, Syria, US and russia
Josiah Perry
1. make myself omnipotent 2. make myself omniscient 3. nothing can ever strip me of my powers
Adrian Clark
Ah yes because every intelligent man uses his time on wishes, instead of actually doing something that would further the cause, right?
Now here you are, challenged by me and you can't really fucking help yourself but to be affected by me.
I'm so sorry for stepping on your shoe, noble sir. Clearly your ways are far superior to ours.
>Winning internet arguments vs not being greedy part 1
You're losing it.
Luis Wright
ohohohohoh, i know everything about people that can't control their emotions, which blurs their sense of logical critical and reasonable thinking. ( like women, they are soooo emotionally more driven then men )
but you can have the benefits of those emotions, that give us purpose and joy and appreciation of life ( and the bad of life ) AND to logically critically and reasonably thinking. you just have to learn how to control your emotions. something women don't want to kek kek lel lel
Chase Garcia
Lolol. Take a look at the top ten countries in the world. They're all socialist dumbass except for the USA which is only partially socialist.
>Fast forward us to the point of space travel so we can fuck some ayy lmaos and be further away from our petty squabbles >keep us separate people with different races and faiths, but instill a deep sense of Earthican pride >everyone is Lawful Good
Colton Powell
>when it works, it's not real socialism >when it fails, it was socialism Yes, those are socialist countries; socialism is about the state controlling the flow of resources, while communism is about the PEOPLE themselves doing it, after the elimination of the state. >dictatorship of the proletariat
Josiah Gray
Are all except china in economic decline. And if China is so great, why don't you move there? Oh wait, they won't let you, because socialism only works in homoginouse societies. Thanks for proving my point faggot.
Wyatt Watson
So you're just trolling then because last time I checked getting off of this rock was at the top of every intelligent persons priority list
Aiden Gomez
>create gay man >have sex with him >remove my regret
Jonathan Peterson
I work for a School District you ignorant fuck.
Teaching your ignorant seepage to be MORE than a construction laborer .
Nathan Lee
So explain to me - why does it seem reasonable that in many conflict zones of the earth people kill because people were killed? Wouldn't it be good if everyone just put down their weapons and helped each other because they can't produce the emotion hate anymore?