Just found out my mom(63 yo) is in a lesbian relationship with a girl not much older than me(25 yo)

Just found out my mom(63 yo) is in a lesbian relationship with a girl not much older than me(25 yo)

AMA

where does the sun go at night

It dies and is reborn in the morning

If your old ass, saggy tits mom can have sex with girls your age then what's your excuse?

Where do the stars go during the day?

Why is the sky blue?

im autistic as fuck. Maybe if I can find an autistic girl that I dont find revolting

they die and are reborn at night

because u touch yourself at night

he didn't say he didn't have a girlfriend. She might be a disgusting 25 yo.

no, shes pretty cute. And my mom isnt too bad looking for her age either

Would you have a 3 way with your mom and this girl?

>If dubs you must initiate

I would love to

then tell your mom that you think her girlfriend is cute and you want to fuck her

OP start making creep cams, film that shit and bring it bak 2 us

at least you can use the excuse that being a faggot runs in your family.

I did. She just laughed at me, I don't think she knows how autistic I really am

I cant risk that, she is allowing me to live my NEET lifestyle

dont have the equipment for that. I have a camera on my phone, but it would be too hard to setup probably

have you tried joining in and then covering them in your semen?

no, dont think that would go well

wow

#bestdadever

Wow that's fucked up. Drink some alcohol.

i assume the cameras are being installed as we speak?

Can we get pics of them?

idk if im comfortable sharing pics of my mom, but this is the young girl

Post a pic of your mom

see

I don't believe you. Holy shit.

common dude, i'd share it if it was my mom.

Just free-form crop it in paint and add a black background to ur dike yummy mommy.

Riiight. Now I know thi is fake.

its not like I have any proof, you can believe what you want.

I still feel like you weirdos would find a way to find her

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Nah, we ain't that brutal as to turn on our own.
We only go after whores that tease us.

Well......

Does your mom shave her pussy? Also is it an innie or an outie pussy?

how the fuck would I know

I came here to the AMA. I demand answers or at the very least speculation.

Cool my mom is a lesbian as well lets hook them up together

fine, i'll give you this cropped pic from several years back

depends on what the young one would want. I would guess shaved

Post more pics.

fuckin nice

got a phone? just turn off GPS and take creepshots when she's getting changed/fresh outta the shower.

ANY CREEPS got tips on what camera to buy for covert pics?

yeah i have a phone. Why exactly does GPS matter?

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GPS tags ur photos with ur location automatically. Plus some other details about ur phone and stuff.

Turn off GPS and u can snap urself with a cucumber up ur ass and ur boss will never find out. Not that i've ever done that... no never....

oh cool. I might give it a shot tonight. She has a window on the wall above her shower I have always been tempter to peek through. Never had the balls to do it though

Wow.

ok boss, gl

while ur home alone, would u mind snapping some of her dirty cum filled panties for a fellow creep?

Gonna need a timestamp to show ur credentials.

Wow you need to tap that piece of ass.

Can we see your moms panty drawer?

I can do that. Want me to email them to you or something? Ill be home alone tomorrow

it would be nice

Fap in closet
Tell her you fapped in closet to them
Profit

that sounds even more autistic than I am. Borderline mentally retarded shit

You never know if you don't go
You never shine if you don't glow

Lol filename never lies, shit's fake

I literally just gave them that filename when I took the pics off her instagram

trying to keep the thread alive with visible nipple piercing

Just post em bro, i'll ask around and see em tomorrow.

Can you give me estimated time in hours from now?

probably like 26 hours from now

ok will report back then

how did you find out?

my mom came out and told me, she had the younger girl come over to meet me too. Most awkward thing in my life. She spent the night last night as well

fuck. that. I dont even know what I'd do in your situation.

your mom is hawt, try to get in on it and make it a threesome, hide a video camera so you can post videos and screenshots

that would be my dream. I am going to try to get some kind of camera, I dont own anything like that right now. End goal for that is to record a whole session of them having sex.

Must be b8

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Do whatever the fuck you can to get into that and dont bother coming back until you have decent pics/video. Talos guide you user.

Ask your if you can fuck the "young cunt"