What happened to this guy?

What happened to this guy?

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He became some alt right sperg called Milo

Aids. really, look it up.

became irrelevant when the scene movement die

He made himself disappear

MIND FREEEEAAAAK
MIND FREEEEAAAAK

I had a friend in high school who would watch his stuff and would show magic tricks to people in class all the time. I could never tell if people were just being nice or if they were genuine when they acted impressed.

He probably got more pussy than you've ev

>what ever happened to this man-child
He got his mindfuct

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Based Criss.

Probably. My friend who was his friend and really obsessed with comic book stuff cucked him.

He finally fucked off

That masked magician ruined his shtick

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He still does stage shows in LA.

And he earns $70 million annually from investments.

He was shot during the filming of The Crow

his mind got freaked

He's like Derren Brown but more arrogant, not as skilled or as intelligent.

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kek i loved watching this

>He probably got more pussy than you've ev
user? Are you OK??!? Did someone summon candlejack into this thre

you mean the masketta magician

Fucking underrated god damned kek

>sperg
HAHAHAHA
oh shit, what a waste you are

Why does he wear the mask?

So easily triggered

Fuck this no fun allowed faggot.

I remember I was watching Tv and criss angel came up in a CSI type show murdering a girl with a water magic trick or some shit

Help me out Sup Forums it's been like 8 years and I could never tell if it was the acid

It's fun to reveal it.

Literally who? Not everyone on this board is a 15 year old emo, you know.

>7th grade
>really really really into Cris Angel for some reason
>dad asked me if I'm gay because I had a giant poster of him on my wall
>styled my hair to look like his, would walk around school during lunch and give magic trick performances to kids so they would think I'm cool
>told my crush if she closed her eyes I could make her panties disappear

just

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My retarded dad thought his tricks were real. Just like he believes ghost shows, ancient alien shows, etc etc. Apparently he doesn't understand the implications of people getting together to make a profitable television series. Bet if I showed him Marble Hornets he'd think it was real too.

That last thing could be smooth as fuck if you delivered it right.

I was a manlet who wore Tripp pants from Hot Topic so you make the call

No one even remember candlejack anymore, gra

sup milo

You're not the best son..

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No.

No fun masketta was shit, but Angel was a total hack. Notice how NEVER EVER a tourist uploaded any of his "street" presentations

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

Just know that you were very close to success, you just lacked guidance. Keep that chin up, Froggy.

>told my crush if she closed her eyes I could make her panties disappear
how can you pack so much cringe into one life

He became Bucky in Civil War

I remember those underwear-clad assistants were my first faps.

MADMAN

>that panty outline on the first girl in a red dress

he's the winter soldier now.

WOW!Sauce on that beautiful girl?

she is beautiful isn't me?

>grill

>tfw Criss Angel is almost 50 years old

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>told my crush if she closed her eyes I could make her panties disappear
lmfao

is this trick possible?

Women used to go crazy for this dude, they would fall for that try-hard goth/rocker/emosexual poser gimmick. Which proves the old adage: "girls are stupid"

Throw on a bunch of trendy shit and presto, insta-fanbase

She is,id give my left nut to hear her fart over a walkie talkie

Candle Jack? what the fuck is a Cand

Figuratively who?

He lost to Roman Reigns at Extreme Rules.

your boyfriend is a faggot and so are you

BASED MASKETTA

He makes millions from doing one show a month in Vegas.

Angel is living the life.

I bit and found a completely different story.
>In 2002, Angel married his longtime girlfriend JoAnn Winkhart. The couple filed for divorce four years later.[1] Although Angel was seen with his wife in the buried alive illusion (season 1, episode 6, 2005) and the body suspension illusion (season 1, episode 5, 2005), she was not credited as his wife; rather, she was listed as "Criss's Girl". In November 2008, Angel began dating Holly Madison, former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner.[113] The relationship ended in February 2009.[114] He proposed to Sandra Gonzalez on September 7, 2011 in Cabo San Lucas during a sunset dinner.[115]
>As of 2016, Angel's business interests made about $70 million in revenues annually.[120]

Dude is a true Alpha and his whole persona is completely to get idiots' money.

Hating on this guy is laughable; $70 mill annually, holy fuck, that's like Jordan Belfort tier.

Candlejack? Who is this Candl

I AM THE MIND FREAK

His face looks like that of an actor's whose name I cannot for the life of me remember, but it's on the tip of my tongue. It's the chin that reminds me a lot of another actor.

>And he earns $70 million annually from investments.
no you don't, criss

Billy Zane?
Remi Malick?

can you samefag any harder?

Malick is close, but not quite.

He does shows in Vegas.

>When your "magic" is shattered and your illusions broken, then you have my permission to die.

I don't know what he's up to but I saw his advertisements when I was in Vegas, so I guess he's still puttering about.

>told my crush if she closed her eyes I could make her panties disappear

J-John?

Dominic is that you?

You're squeaky voice was pure faggotry.

off yourself stormfag

this kid Rami Malek?

He was a shitty magician who used camera and editing tricks to get far and is shit in performance.

Is that the stealth rape technique?

Candle Jack is a dead me

>mfw masked magician is criss angel

At least he was a meme

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Not really.

Jesus that narrator is worse than those in porn.

Show us where he touched you

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Val Valentino is just another mask

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>"I'm doing this for the sake of magic"

After watching these shows I've lost all interest in it. I know it's all bogus, the wonder is gone forever
Like pro wrestling

>"told my crush if she closed her eyes I could make her panties disappear"

It can still be entertaining regardless

As demonstrated by Penn & Teller:
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And this:
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>told my crush if she closed her eyes I could make her panties disappear

I bet that's one those things that keeps you up at night when you're trying to fall asleep.

Nope.
Didn't even bother pressing play to be honest
And not just to prove a point, I really don't care anymore

Your loss.
They show how they do the tricks, but it's still amazing. Unlike the mask magician were the trick is shit and the reveal just makes you angry.

>triggered

I never said the masked magicians tricks sucked or that I didn't enjoy watching his show

It just killed my wonderment of magic. It's nothing, it's like CGI to me now, you see it and you know it's fake

Being older than 12 should have killed that for you.

whasnt it proofed his magicks are actually real? I remember watching it on youtube

Is that the guy who freaks minds?

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MINDS GONNA FREAK