2016

>2016
>doesn't smoke cigarettes

Were you bullied in school, are you mentally retarded or both?

>b-but you will die from it

So? Was life a competition of who lives the longest?

>you get addicted to it!!

No you won't, if you aren't underage and can smoke in moderation.

>i.. IT TAKES MONEY!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack per day, fucking peat gavel

where are all the manchildren :DDDD

>OP trying to justify smoking

Your viral marketing won't work, Mr Marlboro

>fuck off buddy I chew Red Man

did you make the same thread about sucking cocks?

sore wa chigau yo baka manchild
no one is paying me anything, my pay are the tears of the manchildren

Why would i smoke if i feel bad while doing it... I feel dizzy makes wanna puke hurts mt throat and makes me wanna shit gives me diarrhea

haha no but sounds pretty gay indeed

you are a manchild and you have the tastes of a manchild

i don't want to look like a prematurely aged wrinkly faggot with yellow teeth, yellow fingers and a decreased VO2 max, cumdump.

kek

sadly I know people who think like that
its hard to not facepalm in front of them

i smoke cigarettes all day and my dick is fucking huge

have you ever heard of brushing your teeth?
you just are an insecure manchild with a superiority complex

I did smoke, but then I had cancer. The biopsy wound has to heal and smoking makes the healing process go slower. Just following doctor's orders.

>smoke C-gur-etts
>vote Trump
>muh rights
>muh jobs

Summer is very hot outside

good for you my fellow smoker alpha

I'm 24... I don't give a shit about the trend i do what makes me feel good i don't do shit just to look cool and i try to stay honest with myself i won't lie about how awesome smoking is if i don't feel it is for me so fuck off faggot

okay, I'm an insecure manchild with a superiority complex

haha what kind of a weak manchild gets cancer from smoking :DDDD

This wasn't all that clever or funny when it was posted over a week ago, and it hasn't gotten better with age.

Ow a fucking weak one of course. Didn't get it from smoking. When I get cured I'll start again. It's just temporary.

smoking isn't a meme, it's a life style

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just tell me why the fuck i should smoke cigarettes

ah i'm sorry i must've misunderstood my fellow smoker. long live and may the nicotine god bless you!

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>makes you an alpha
>free pussy everywhere you go
>boosts testosterone
>makes you more manly
>non smoking manchildren are jealous
>makes lungs better
>a great way to relax

You should be aware that 1/10 000 smokers get cancer