ITT we invent new Oscar Categories

ITT we invent new Oscar Categories

>Best Trailer

>Oscar for best continuity in a movie

>Least shitty capeshit of the year

>best stunt

Best White Actor/Actress

what if they just had an oscar for 'best acting' and lumped all four categories in there?

Best stunt work

>Oscar for prettiest couple in audience

Best generator of clickbait articles.

Best scene

I'm so fucking tired of having to share the internet with people like you

Most diverse/progressive film

>Best ensemble cast

Cause if a guy won, everyone will say oscars is sexist

The only category they absolutely need is best stunts/stunt coordination/whatever they want to call it.

Arguments can be made for
>best title design
>best voice acting performance

>Best Black Film
>Best Black Actor
>Best Black Director
>Best Black Original Soundtrack
>Best Black Foreign Film
>Best Black Costume Design
>Best Tyler Perry
>Best Spike Lee

best blockbuster

movie with over $100 million budget

...

Yeah that's best picture

Best Kino
Best Flick
Best Joint
etc

They should add oscars for negros, It's basicly the same thing

>Cause if a white guy won, everyone will say oscars is sexist

fixed

The point would be to split the two so best picture can go to the actual best picture

They have their own fucking award show and it isn't enough.

Best stuntman

They need more credit

You know it's true

...

Best rape scene

Best best boy
Best script girl

Best nude scene.

Would encourage more actresses to get nude on camera so they can have an oscar.

ah okay i get it now, yeah thats a good idea then

>best presenter at the oscar rewards ceremony
>best piece of ass I've ever had AND I'VE HAD 'EM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
>best lazer tag scenelet

>The most best boy

what does the best boy even do?

>Best hype

Best Kino

Best Portrayal of a Disability by an Able Bodied Actor

the guy that holds the boom mic

Best Viral Campaign

>Best Stinky Dinky

Dankest Meme

>best memes

Best Memes

>best remake
>best racism awareness
>best lgbqtp2tfeelingfruit director
>best interracial

hehe
meme

>best originality

W E W
E
W

guys you just synch'd. are we participating in a shared consciousness?

Least Plot Holes
Least Cliched

>Oscar for Best Shitposting

Best Oscar Bait

This should be a category, so they would win this movie and not Best Movie.

>best interracial scene

This. They are the unsung heroes that make some cool action scenes possible. The sad thing is, I don't even know their names.

I feel like giving them an award or at least recognizing the brave (and sometimes crazy) men and women that risk their bodies for entertainment is the least we can do.

Best Titles Sequence

Fuck off Saul

that'd be good though, if white men win the oscar year after year, that'll put pressure on hollywood to spice up the roles

as is there's too many categories to hand out token oscars to people who don't really deserve them

actual answers:
>best stunt
>best voice actor (includes mocap, puppetry, and anyone not seen in the film)
and

Almost thought this was a loss joke.

>Best Motion Capture
this will probably happen

>Best Trailer
No fuck off they already show too much of the film.

Things need to happen ASAP

>Best Ensemble Cast

>Best Capekino

>Best Ensemble Cast (awarded by the cast director + actors)

>Best Motion Capture Actor

>Best Voice Actor

>Best Choreography (either amazing action sequences or memorable dance numbers)

>best voice actor