ITT we invent new Oscar Categories
>Best Trailer
ITT we invent new Oscar Categories
>Best Trailer
>Oscar for best continuity in a movie
>Least shitty capeshit of the year
>best stunt
Best White Actor/Actress
what if they just had an oscar for 'best acting' and lumped all four categories in there?
Best stunt work
>Oscar for prettiest couple in audience
Best generator of clickbait articles.
Best scene
I'm so fucking tired of having to share the internet with people like you
Most diverse/progressive film
>Best ensemble cast
Cause if a guy won, everyone will say oscars is sexist
The only category they absolutely need is best stunts/stunt coordination/whatever they want to call it.
Arguments can be made for
>best title design
>best voice acting performance
>Best Black Film
>Best Black Actor
>Best Black Director
>Best Black Original Soundtrack
>Best Black Foreign Film
>Best Black Costume Design
>Best Tyler Perry
>Best Spike Lee
best blockbuster
movie with over $100 million budget
...
Yeah that's best picture
Best Kino
Best Flick
Best Joint
etc
They should add oscars for negros, It's basicly the same thing
>Cause if a white guy won, everyone will say oscars is sexist
fixed
The point would be to split the two so best picture can go to the actual best picture
They have their own fucking award show and it isn't enough.
Best stuntman
They need more credit
You know it's true
...
Best rape scene
Best best boy
Best script girl
Best nude scene.
Would encourage more actresses to get nude on camera so they can have an oscar.
ah okay i get it now, yeah thats a good idea then
>best presenter at the oscar rewards ceremony
>best piece of ass I've ever had AND I'VE HAD 'EM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
>best lazer tag scenelet
>The most best boy
what does the best boy even do?
>Best hype
Best Kino
Best Portrayal of a Disability by an Able Bodied Actor
the guy that holds the boom mic
Best Viral Campaign
>Best Stinky Dinky
Dankest Meme
>best memes
Best Memes
>best remake
>best racism awareness
>best lgbqtp2tfeelingfruit director
>best interracial
hehe
meme
>best originality
W E W
E
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guys you just synch'd. are we participating in a shared consciousness?
Least Plot Holes
Least Cliched
>Oscar for Best Shitposting
Best Oscar Bait
This should be a category, so they would win this movie and not Best Movie.
>best interracial scene
This. They are the unsung heroes that make some cool action scenes possible. The sad thing is, I don't even know their names.
I feel like giving them an award or at least recognizing the brave (and sometimes crazy) men and women that risk their bodies for entertainment is the least we can do.
Best Titles Sequence
Fuck off Saul
that'd be good though, if white men win the oscar year after year, that'll put pressure on hollywood to spice up the roles
as is there's too many categories to hand out token oscars to people who don't really deserve them
actual answers:
>best stunt
>best voice actor (includes mocap, puppetry, and anyone not seen in the film)
and
Almost thought this was a loss joke.
>Best Motion Capture
this will probably happen
>Best Trailer
No fuck off they already show too much of the film.
Things need to happen ASAP
>Best Ensemble Cast
>Best Capekino
>Best Ensemble Cast (awarded by the cast director + actors)
>Best Motion Capture Actor
>Best Voice Actor
>Best Choreography (either amazing action sequences or memorable dance numbers)
>best voice actor