Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Fuckbois
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /kys/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind, no exceptions
>Discussion is encourages
>Insults must be stale memes
>3D is ALWAYS trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, LAURA IS A RETARD!
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Claimed
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Filth.
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>This is not Sup Forums, this is /kys/
Dank.
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nice feet
D.Va
Elitists detected.
Done posting Ana on reddit?
Slow morning
No idea what you're talking about.
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Am I not an elitist?
Hello
No you are autistic underage
Sachi is a bully.
Not yet.
Hiya Leila
>using elitist ironically
I was only ironically being ironic.
and you're a meanie
Aren't you an elitist by nearly all definitions?
No you.
>you being unironically retarted
You could use a bleach soda
I think I misspelled the website name, what was it again? 8gag?
redditchangag
Shit I forgot about that
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Look at the newfag...
Look at the newfag and LAUGH...
How do become elitist?
How are you Karen?
>redditchangag
For some reason that sounds very lewd.
Claiming Felix
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redditchangag on this cock
Decent enough, good things are happening.
How about you? Feeling well?
It just happens.
One day you wake up and you're superior to all the newfags.
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Okay. What good things are happening?
The doc is in. The doc requires liquor.
Liquor is bad.
Im alrigh slept the most of the day
What happened?
Sorry
Payments to the college are being made, things are finally moving forward.
Ah, no work today? Got some free time?
That's great. What ya up to besides that?
mandatory cc claim
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tis a odd day,
someone asked if i could make their left ass cheek look like an ape, i did it, but i still want to know why she wanted it.
nice
Being sober is bad.
I really don't know. My psyche took a nosedive sometime after I turned 10 and hasn't really gotten better in the ten years since. I've spent half my life feeling empty, lonely, tired, mildly angry and unfulfilled and don't know why.
Not much, honestly. Just talking to people and being lazy.
Yes i dont have to work on Sundays. Im spending that time sleeping
So basically depression and you don't know why.
That's not really a good start to work against it.
pssssh, nothing personnel, kid.
Being lazy a shit. I'm watching some VICE.
That sounds bad.
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I might not call it depression. I've never been diagnosed with anything. I just feel like something's missing or wrong, and it's unidentifiable. Honestly, I'm more worried about my eternal blessings of "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" right now.
Eeeeh...
i dont know the context of this.
though you have peaked my interest.
the edge, its spreading
In college, not gonna kill myself
>tonight
Eeeeh...
Still sounds unhealthy when you drink it away and need liquor for it
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Maybe?
I know how you feel.
Yo, doing alright?
i must pray for you, in hopes god wants you instead of satan.
>pets the boat
Hello CC
I'm sorry to say the context there amounts to 'hedgehogs'.
A bit achy but not bad otherwise. The weather got a tiny bit cooler, as well!
Kneesocks a cute.
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Liquor is okay. A couple bottles of beer helps. The odd drink or two makes me feel better. What would help much, much more would be having a girlfriend and a job that doesn't involve a baseball hat.
It's shit. But I think everyone goes through it.
[confused screaming]
Cute hat~
How goes it?
lewd boat
I'd say I'm fine.
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It goes good. Watching some VICE, my cat is laying on me. How about you?
>LAURA IS A RETARD!
Literally /who/
A Girlfriend eh? Yeah, many problems would be easier to carry when you have someone you can count on.
>A job that doesn't involve a basebal hat
What's your job then? Being a Mascot?
claimed this qt
Nevermind, tried to lay my hand down and cat bit my shit, resulting in her jumping off of me.
Yuuko claim: Sleepy edition
Not Mi Liu.
Master.
Ah, hopefully you got enough rest then. Doing something right now?
Ah alright, that's good to hear. Achy from what?
Bully me.
Hey mercy
Sounds like you're having a rough day
You okay?
Mind if I drink with you?
Kneesocks~
Hey.
Let your waifu bring faith into your life. Unless you don't take your waifu seriously, in which case, I don't know what to do. Maybe put in some effort to get a girlfriend?
yea, you would.
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Heyo.
I never had a waifu.
Well i guess
Had a day off work witch is nice
What about you?
No but i was thinking of watching something
Nah. Fast food. Or, as Subway management INSISTS upon calling it, """quick service.""" While technically not a lie (sandwich in 2.5min or less guaranteed, much faster than burger joints some days), it still feels like newspeak to get around the fact that we still serve cheap, salty, processed bullshit for 90% of our menu. Any job where management wants you wearing a hat is probably no good. I'm considering applying at a call center. At least there I'll get more than minimum wage, plus commissions and bonuses possibly.
I'm okay-ish. Not contemplating suicide or anything, but definitely feeling bad about being 20 and working with a bunch of people who are either teenagers or fellow failures in life. Sometimes both.
Waifu helps.
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Very temperamental cat. I'm doing okay. Had quite a busy day but now that dinner's done I can relax.
I like it.
baka
Sitting mostly, or something, I might have pulled a muscle; but it's not too bad.
Hanako Claim: Winter Edition
Hm, like what?
Hello. Actually leaving right now. I'll catch you later fellow lewd boat.
probably will be back in... oh... 6 hours? Who knows.
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Looks like someone else reads my favorite Manga.
Yumeko eh? A nice choice. I'm still rooting for Mizuki to get together with Takeru... but I'm even more rooting for the translators to get the next update out.
That's funny cause I always work in retail and wear a hat but I like my job.
To be fair tough I work in a grocery store so my job is to bake Bagels, Buns, etc and also serving customers by selling said buns and different kind of sausages and cheese.
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I see why that could be getting you down
You can still follow some classes in a college right? To get a better job
You can always move up in your current job.
that is nice,
me?
huh, other than my manager running over a squirrel on the way to work, me doing some really weird tats and my water being switched with sprite which surprised me. a pretty good day.
im eating pizza rn. u eaten yet?
it is one of the more memorable tracks used in serial experiments lain
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,,,
But I am good.
How are you?
She is quite. What's for dinner?
Maybe get some sort of education? You don't seem very satisfied with your life.
I'll try to be there then! You can add me on Steam or Telegram or whatever, too, if you like.
>rattle rattle
Take care!