Braznil Vs Danish Pastry Thread

>Drawing 0-0 with South Africa & Iraq

Can Brazil actually score a goal tonight? Starts at 3am GMT.

10 bings or 70 bings>?

Is there a way for both to get eliminated?

69

2 bongs.

I'm conflicted, on one hand the Brazilian crowd supported our team against >Argentina, on the other we got a game stolen in London against Brazil.

Dunga was a martyr edition.

No.

Brazil can get eliminated even if they win and Iraq wins by more goals

Olympic diving general

Is it confirmed Neymar was out partying and fucking trannies instead of training, or is that just Brazilian media rumors?

Who /Iraq/ here? Inshallah we will win bros.

There better be at least one goal, because I already already lost any hopes I had for the national team ages ago.

Besides, the female team is doing much better. Watch that instead. Go Marta!

How the fuck does our D U23 team have more points than the host nation Brasil?

Seriously, our team is so shit I personally know 2 of the guys on it.

Walid Ibrahim reporting in.

>implying
Same 0-0 shit lel

All brazilians party like chimps and fuck trannies. Its to be expected.

>le women's soccer casual

I wonder how many of these faggots like you watched the WWC last year.

Yes, he was. Two times too, one time before the olympics and one before the iraq game.

>mfw Iraq wins one for da cradle of civilization

I think Brazil will win against Denmark even with their past 2 fumbles, so I think they really do have a chance to meme their way into QFs tonight.

Feels good man.

>thinking Brazil has anything to show in football
We are C division world.
It'll take 8 years to rebuild this team.

>4-2-4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARD.
He got fucking scared by the media criticism and is just playing a bunch of strikers. I even thought this coach was good but he is garbage too.

>tfw England would probably lose to this Brazil team

JUST

Why Lelmar it's playing anyway? he's a star, his presence put the new boys under his shadow. Too much pressure for the team and shit.

Shiet, this is going to be a BR goalfest or suicide level humiliation.

the best player on that sub-23 team he was running was Fred (shakhtar), and they made minimal effort to bring him to the olympics. Fred is far better than Renato Augusto, Tiago Maia, Felipe Anderson and a stronger and better defender than Rafinha while also being decent at attacking. No wonder he was caught on roids, be huge mistake not to bring him.

What went wrong with Brasil bro's?

Was it the psychological effect from 7-1 defeat?

why to people consider 7-1 the cause and not the CONSEQUENCE of Brazilian football going to shit?

Eu achava que esse Micale fosse diferenciado mas me enganei completamente. Se a mídia faz um pouco de pressão ele cede, sem falar que não consegue peitar ninguém ali dentro.

Hoje perde 0-0

Do we have any promising talent in Campeonato Brasileiro?

Is anyone here *not* actually supporting Denmark? BRs included.

me

I laugh at the BR team, but I'm supporting them.

I don't man, it just seems like a kind of symbolic moment.

Like, you were doing alright in the world cup up until you met the Nazi's.

Apart from the strikers, your team was pretty based. People in Brasil seemed excited and happy.

After that defeat, it just feels like Brasil is dead. Like, no more flair or samba anywhere.

Everything is just, dead.

Even during these Olympics. I doesn't really feel like Brasil gives a fuck.

It's like after that disaster world cup exit, you guys just want it over with.

I support BR senpai 2tbcfhwyf

You're looking at them.
Which is why we need more time.

How do we fix Nerman?

2014 world cup was one of the least hyped, least happy I've ever experienced. The "rumo ao Hexa" motto wasn't heard anywhere. Your perception is wrong, people didn't want the world cup or the olympics here, at least since 2013 that became a consensus that it was a huge mistake.

Mashallah Iraq will win and Denmark will draw

>Like, you were doing alright in the world cup up until you met the Nazi's.

They weren't.

Reffballed out of the group.
Chile were a crossbar away from knocking them out in the 2nd round
In the QF they shit the bed against Colombia 2nd half and retreated into their own box while kicking the shit out of James Rodriguez and his teammates

7-1 was the paradigmatic example of sporting comeuppance desu.

inshallah brother

Yeah idk.

Just feel like Brasils current main NT is fucking shit compared to 2014 version.

Even if 2014 version wasn't the best ever

2014 had fucking Paulinho starting for the first few games.

As a Spurs fan who goes to WHL regularly, when he was included in the team I knew that was the moment they were never going to win the World Cup.

And I haven't even mentioned Fred. FRED.

I hope you don't think this is their main NT.

It's more because of the shitty economic recession and political turmoil we are in right now.

>copa das copa
>wasn't hyped

Oh fuck off. No one really took the "NÃO VAI TER COPA" meme seriously.

Dilma in.

You just have a bad idea because of the marketing.
No one believed in 2014 team and no one believe in this Olympic team. But it's what we have and people paid so they cheer for it. No one actually give a shit no matter how much the media tries to bruteforce it here, we know these guys are shit. We don't have an actual killer in the attack. No matter how many balls we throw in there, it'll never go in.

>copa das copa

desperate state propaganda

no one believed in Hexa.

>City paid 30m shekels for Jesus

GABIGOL
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At least it wasn't Mohammed

Mohammed would be a better player tbhonest.

>tfw no prophet footy team

idk man Jesus was pretty tall, he'd be a good CB, GK, CDM or CF.

reasons why Brazil will definitely win:

>refball

It has nothing to do with sports, we are suffering a recession thanks in large part to a government mismanagement. We are all aprehensive.

Guga is so weird

Why do the BBC have some fucking convict on right now?

>Not watching womens volleyball

>Renato starting
So Brazil doesn't want to get through.

They could never make it anyways

>Renato Augusto again
We're out, see you guys in 2018

If Brazil doesn't win because of refball rest assured that Adriano and his favela gang will be paying Mr. Referee a visit outside the stadium

For fuck's sake I figured out why, I'm watching SA v Iraq

What channel is the Brazil game on?

>renato augusto

Denmark 3x0 Brazil

Why does Daneland out there flag on ground during anthem

Post-anthem cheer for Denmark was roughly half as that of Brazil. There are literally people in the stadium cheering against >us, kek.

they are playing in Salvador not Rio

>Iranian referee
Yeah we're winning

Get those webms fired up. History will be made again. Check em

568 on Virgin Media.

Absolute fucking hate renato augusto more than any player. Hated elias before but he's never coming back (i hope)

Singles and we get BTFO

>playing Chinese based players

Cheers (I have Virgin too)

will Brazil end their goal boycott?

...

Where's Tite?

Then some of Adriano's friends up north will handle it

There is a black guy in danish team

Good lad.

>now the right back, Zika

jej

You're overestimating how useless at everything Adriano is nowadays

Shouldn't he be playing for Sweden?

And his last name is Gomes.

>Brazil reaches the finals winning games 1x0 by sheer luck
>gets btfo 7x1
>brown people commit mass sudoku

Isn't it Okore from Astin Villa?
He's decent enough to stop the Nerman.

He might be useless at football but I'm sure he's good at drug dealing and murder

What happens if Brazil ties?

If our dad could be champions tie after tie, why couldn't we?

the best centreback since David Luiz

>HueHues already refballing

I've only caught bits of the football but I've been wondering ever time I see it why the BBC does not have any BBC commentators?

Are we having to take a world feed?

Lets go Brazil

you wish

Nerman

go back to Sup Forums with this cringe-ass role-playing

if brashit win will be thrashed later. better give up now

Threadly reminder that you will never hang out with the GOAT hues.