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FIGHT ME CUNT

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cara

*enters thread*

me hiding behind the pillar ready to post cara

dont want kids but want to have sex with a pregnant woman some day

Some of my top scenes:

Jessica Moore in Organic Melons.
Kacey Kox in gangbang auditions
Ginger Maxx in Lets Try Anal
Rita Faltoyano vs Mr Marcus and Lex Steele
Faye Reagan and Rebecca Linares in The Gauntlet
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Michelle B in About Face POV
Eve Laurence in Traffic Stopping Tits
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Carmen Monet in Throated

pervert

>knowing the names of the scenes

>porn with vaginas
disgusting, fucking breeders make me sick

>racemixing
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morning boys ;)

The 'ews
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Plenty people do.

But even then, strokes aren't necessarily fatal. Churchill had several in his last ten years.

anyone else feel sorry for black women? no one wants them

They aren't always fatal but they will fuck you up regardless la

Day 3. My fingers STILL smell like arse.

Never scratch your sweaty arse crack lads.

I must've had hundreds of strokes when your mum put her last holiday pics up on facebook

i do

didn't plan on it, but thanks

I've been wanking to internet porn for about 15 years, it would be more worrying if I *couldn't* remember the scenes

just made a very difficult shot. greatest moment of the last few years 2bh

t. michael jordan

>mummy's gone to work
>time to wear her clothes and use her makeup :)

wouldnt mind one with freckles

I'm the original guy asking for an invite think I got beaten to the punch tho

yeah you fucking caned that cat in mid-air haha well in mate

nice thing to wake up to

don't forget the anal plug x

Black women breed a lot, so I'd say they're very wanted

I very rarely see daytime /brit/ so I'm hoping for VERY engaging and thought provoking contributions from you all thanks x

Lol, ur a grannyshagger

wouldn't mind being mates with a sassy black lady but no more than that

which one of trumps daughters looks downy

all wet holes are "wanted" at some level but i mean wanted for keeps

I will be the greatest (You)s president God has ever created!

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there hasnt been a single one as qt as this one has there

...

pervert

Both of them look like literal spastics with a penchant for bad cosmetic surgery

wonder how many /brit/ yanks will die now that trump has deemed the poor unworthy of healthcare

user get your din dins!

would marry the first woman who geniunely appreciates me regardless of what she looks like

>Tfw 5'11"
>tfw i'll never dunk a basketball

haven't even had breakfast yet you're the worst maid ever

the non-slav

>tfw 5'6''
Can barely throw the ball high enough to get it in the hoop haha

*PPPPSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Despised her desu, half her videos were her reading radical feminist garbage

post fanny

BRUCE CLAIMS VICTORY

ONCE

AGAIN

I'll have one more game if anyone dares x

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why do you think people will be left without insurance? things don't work like that

play me?

100% of australian editions are absolutely woeful


why do we let these JFs make /brit/ threads?

You can just use websites to calculate your best move 2bh

and since then its turnt into soft porn v impressive

>i'll never fly in business class

Beautiful.
Great.
Tremendous.
Real-classy.
Huge.
Terrific.
Amazing.
So smart.

>ywn sneak up on your gf, pull her bottoms down and kiss her fanny until she wees all over your face

>Nah mate, I smoke rollies. no nasty chemicals or additives in them

think your gf might be a bit young mate

>no gf to take care of me when i'm sick

dreading to think how bitter and alone i'll be at say 35, 40, 45. I'll be "that guy" at work - no kids, never married, no social life.

Lads. If I manage to get this job I would be working at a literal fucking castle.

one watched a porn video where the guy was 'sick' in bed so the girl did all the work
was very nice but i've never come across it again :\

Free from all but the last shackle - shame

don't care

tfw no gf

>how do you feel about 12 hour shifts

send help lads I think this is the end

hello prince william

BLACK got the SACK

Maybe I'll find some better players on /cum/ :^)

hungry but not hungry enough yet to get up and get breakfast desu

>supervisor isn't in all day

ah yes, time for a nice round of friday shitposting

I'm sat in work with 3 grams of coke burning a hole in my pocket. Really want to get off my tits right now

i was a chess prodigy when i was 10 years old (no joke)

stopped playing after i carried my class to the national finals in chess (for 10-15 year olds)

How many a week
What job

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If you only work 3, maybe 4, days a week, it can be fine. It's not actually so different to an 8 or 9 hour shift, it's not as if you'd be doing much else apart from work that day after all. If you're doing it 5 days a week it would be very shit though, although the money would be alri.

distilled daytime /brit/posting

>burning a hole in my pocket

Sounds more like acid desu m8.

you're not legally allowed to do more than 4 days in a row on 12hr shifts

it'll be 4 on 4 off I'd imagine

Most jobs that do this alternative between day on and day off, at least in my experience

any travel plans this year lads

yes i'll mainly be travelling to work every day

spain

what about you?

to the grave

Doing a european cultural tour - benidorm, magaluf, zante, ayia napa, birmingham

Well I've never done 4 12hr shifts in a row, more like a 5 hour shift, a 9 hour shift, a 12 hour shift, another 9 hour shift, and then some days off. That suits me fine, but I don't know if I'd be able to handle 4 12hr shifts in a row.

Was going to post this

If i do get my C2 or even C1 certificate hope i could be a french teacher's assistant in leaf or britland

Frankly the main difference in flirting between thailand and your feminized shitholes is that here you don't have to be afraid of being boring. My 'game' here is.
Hi, how are you?
Where do you live?
What do you do for work?
Ah nice. I work as a blablabla
I would love to meet you for drinks or dinner. Do you have plans tonight that's it.
Whereas in Europe you'd have to convey very quickly that you are cool and alternative and witty and seem uninterested and sarcastic and hard to get and mysterious just because chicks have been conditioned by stupid romantic comédies and sitcoms so that some jew could make money. It's all very tragic really.

might have a wank in the eiffel tower

The so-called "pension pot".

China, travelling from Beijing to Hong Kong
pretty hyped ngl

>Police Taser their own race relations adviser in Bristol

Aim for the shitskins

Been to Shanghai (december to early january though) and Paris

Going to Seoul and Tokyo throughout March

theres hardly anywhere else to aim

mailed this post to your future employers

how do you find your will to live after you've lost it

just be yourself