Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=8xwc28hUVlo

Saving actual pics would be nice. Im on mobile and I have to strain to even see its a waifu.
That my friend is pasta bake.
But y tho.
Spiders are bros.
Except funnel webs. They're mean bastards.

Claiming this fine explorer.

Horses are neat edition?

(Chara)
Maybe. Thanks for the well-wishes, in any case.

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Posting again because my tomboy waifu is adorable!

How dare you beat me

Subaru dies that many times too, three i think for them both actually. But yeah, Subaru dies as many times as she does, obviously, if that makes you feel any better

still here


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because im not sure what it would mean to you
yeah it wasnt that bad. weird that they arnt milking it for more though.
id rather post then just lay in my bed.

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Claimed.

Human Grill

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Shinoa claimed ',:)

Checked satan

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steve

D.Va

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Gardy claimed
Yeah... I was really worried for you. Makes me relieved to see you alright now.
True... what is life?
Hey there beep boop, what's up?

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hey, dont offend me like that
i- i am alpha
thats what i said right?
well glad you are stayinf around

but what about his...[spoiler] narrow urethra? [/spoiler]

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Still a good guy.

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Penny Claim
>I took K to a county fair today, it was fun
>Now one of her relatives is coming over to "Check" on her.
>Yay.

mandatory cc claim

spiders are not bro's
they are fuckin odd

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Hiya guys!

That does sound interesting. Maybe I'll check it out. Thanks for the tipp user

Yup, can only recommend.

Probably because they want it to be in good memory.
>I'm kidding it really is weird
Or maybe they decided this wasn't exactly a kids show?

Pasta bake? Nice. I'm gonna keep trying out shit then

She does seem like a girl on the screenshots though kek

No Problem. I would love if I could make people happy

No it doesn't, Satan

Well, in America at least.
Pretty laughable

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So, what's the story between you and K?

i dont really know
yeah i have so much to say as well
i dont know. no big deal i guess

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youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

Do you read manga, or just watch anime?

I guess when I'm sleeping?
Oh, then it must be a good day for you.

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Their nervous system isn't really complex enough for something like pain.
They're a lot like a robot with advanced software. It has some understanding of its condition and self preservation - but no real intelligence at all.

>how the fuck did you get viva forever
Just figured they'd have the most unlikely song, too.
I really like the Elysian song.
Pandemic is nice, too, it feels very traditional somehow.
>traditional heavy metal
Don't ask me.

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All of this smugity
Its shitposting done right

i' bored as shit, just getting ready for work. You up to anything?

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Smugs makes me happy for reasons

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kanbaru suruga best waifu

Okay so
QOTT:
Would you still love you're waifu if she was turned into a pony.

I guess I would and subsequently end my life.

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Well who are you to judge their sexual preference
My phone is about to die so might abandon thread

This is all so sudden and mind-blowing...
I have to sit down for a second and take all this in
Just playing some warships and hanging out on stream. How much time do you have before work?

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Doll claimed.
Droplet in the smug ocean.

Hestia or kurumi ftw

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I think...so?

It happens

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Yes.

Yes.

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Murder suicide.

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>Implying there isn't already a ponyfied version of your waifu around on the internet

I will not accept my waifu as a Pony since that just bastardize my waifu into a pony show

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>K is J's little sister
>J is a college bound kid who is a very close friend of mine
>J's parents died in a car accident while I was doing this legal battle about them being abusive and shit
>J received most of the abuse because he wanted to protect K
>When his parents died nobody took K so J requested, and received custody cause he was 18.
He use to live in an apartment but I basically told him that he had to come stay with me so he could be less stressed in college and so K wouldn't have to completely rely on him.
>And his minimum wage job.

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about an hour. more or less. why?
I forgot about my brony-ism a long time ago. The PTSD would be too much to handle

TL:DR i would commit sudoku

I'd have to hang myself, that or a murder/suicide pact.

im glad you like them.

im not gonna ask

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thats ok i should be here if you show back up
you are a bit weird today.

Don't mind me
Just helping you out

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I could imagine so, you smug bastard

Pennz!

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no

No reason. Not like I needed to know when you'd be out of your house or anything. :^)
I am a bit weird, aren't I? It's probably due to my 7-ish hours of sleep over the past 2 days.

add me on steam again you deranged monkey

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I read manga and LNs too, though not that many. The only medium I've never (seriously) tried would be VNs.
Forgot to ask, what made you mention Tatami Galaxy specifically, and is it worth the watch?

youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE

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Smugz. How goes it?
K now also considers me like her dad, she's called me that a few times, once on accident, and now she's more comfortable doing it.
>We play video games and hang out too, she's a good kid.
>I consider her my daughter too
>Also she's only 9.

Gouge out eyes, don't spoil her memory.
The knowledge that art of this probably exists somewhere is terrifying though.

That it does. How's it hanging smug mug?

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