How can i kill a parrot in a quick way no pain?

How can i kill a parrot in a quick way no pain?

Is 13yo but recently blind so he just annoying now and a pain in the ass

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Give it away you fucking faggot id want it and id take fucking good care of a blind parrot

blender

just chop off its head, send pics of it if you can

Listen to

sharp knife, cutting board, you know what to do. It will be quick, painless and he will never see it coming.

Pics of parrot OP

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and make a webm

How about dubs get to FaceTime you and watch you do it?

Lol because it's blind

That's easy: Since he's so small crushing it will work. Put it on the ground and put something like a large book on it, then step on said book. That should end it pretty much instantly. If it still moves step on the head.
Literally nobody wants a blind parrot - especially if it's that old. Might aswell give op a relatively humane way to end it.

Throw it in the trash and burn it

Shit. I could not live with a blind parrot. Constantly saying "who's there" "whats that" and since it can't see light it does not know when to sleep so you hear that shit all night.

Never see it coming kek

>facetime

>if it's that old

Most parrot breeds live up to 40 years. Its got a whole 20+ years left.

grab it by the head and spin the body quickly.

some parrots live a really long time, 13 years may not be very old for this particular bird, even if it is blind

but if you want it put down humanely, get a veterinarian to do it

>Constantly saying "who's there" "whats that"
lmao

oh, i was thinking of canaries, either way - nobody wants a blind parrot

OP looks gone

If you dont want blood op just break his neck (turn his head at 90degres) ive already done it twice, dont panic if the body move after the break.

Dont parrots do that shit where you cover their cage with a blanket, they think its night time and fall asleep? wouldnt a blind parrot not just think its always night time and just want to sleep then?

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>take bird
>strap to shit tons of fireworks
>give bird one last kiss
>shoot it all off
>the bird couldn't see the world
>but the world looked at him
>all the colors of his feathers light up the sky
>as that is the place he should be

Maybe its just always sleeping and when it wakes up it thinks it overslept so he goes back to sleep again

its not going to sleep 24/7 and if it does then it might as well be dead

Op here called the vet 15$ to put him sleep is that better?

>Play some beautiful music
>Kiss bird
>Crush with brick

No, my trips said blender

Just give him away to an animal shelter you fuckwit

better

why waste $15 when you can do it yourself?

Yes

also post pic of parrot
we want to see this poor creature

Before the Bird goes you must kiss him goodnight

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Post a pic of the parrot but munch!

Play viva la vida while killing it so it would seem less horrible

Take to a vet for euthanization

fuck it to death

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blender. fast enough and thorough enough that there is no pain.

It wont eat it in 1 seconds tho
and there IS pain

Get out
this is a depressing thread

This

Release the birds spirit into the wild

Ok ill just take it to vet i cant do it im a pussy whatever

Sup Forums space program 2
operation [insert cool parrot related operation name here]

we understand Op

I would take care of it.

Just make sure you kiss it

I kiss him every night b4 sleep time i guess this gonna be the last kiss :-(

Goodnight sweet price

Space Program 2

Operation Parafree (Parakeet Pun)

remake this clip, but with real explosions and without the bird running because it's blind

youtube.com/watch?v=HubJHOqNWiQ

His name is chico btw

Make chicken wings afterwards... I mean, parrot wings, by deep frying it and take a pic

Death to Chico!!!