/swim/ Swmming - It won't end edition

Swimming starts in 30 minutes, Doping nations, shills and yellow fever cucks fuck off

Michael Phelps won't get gold it's probably going to be some Russian got getting.

Hosszu is going to win all the races

bump

phelps isn't even swimming in a medal race tonight

US going to win 2 golds tonight to keep a solid lead on the chinks

Phelps doesn't even have a final tonight. USA still win 2 gold. Women's relay and 1 other tbd. Lock it up.

should I stay and watch swimming or head to my finance lecture?

>Women's relay
unless some doper nation somehow win i.e russia or chyna

Did we just become best friends?

USA
S
A

think we have a chance to medal in the only relevant swimming event lads (100m freestyle)

no, go to your lecture

Starting in 10 mins

bbc stream is up, although it's just static right now

>nbc stream is live

Medals up for grabs today:

Men's 200m Tittystroke
Women's 200m Butterfly
Men's 100m Freestyle
Women's 4x200m Freestyle Relay

alright, alright

SWIMMING!

Matthew McConaughey in the audience

commentator didn't know who he was

neither did I until I googled it

>dopers fuck off
>Hosszu is going to win all the races

Oh the ironing

It's starting

WHERE IS EVERYONE

that was the point. She's going to win them no matter what, just admit it ameribro

if >we dont get a gold im literally going to kill myself

"Big Americans" mentioned

Hosszu is winning the race to get my dick hard

PENNY
E
N
N
Y

Will top Olympic waifu of 2016 do it again?

time to get comfy

Watching table tennis final

30 seconds until it starts

WILLIS
I
L
L
I
S

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This is a final?

Fuck off breaststroke I wanna see my boy cammy

Annyeong.

Forgot the time fuck ;_;

dubs say TSUUUU is going won

COME ON WILLIS

NBC is showing the Burkab Owl in the USA.

Fortunate for you.

>FUCKING KAZAKHSTAN

BORAT NUMBER ONE

>slowest quali wins

Stay and watch swimming. You aren't learning anything that isn't in your book. And it'll be another 4 years before you get to watch Phelps swim in the Olympics again.

VERY NICE

>0.08 seconds off bronze
unlucky willis m8

>Willis 4th again
fucking kek

The fucking kazak

What the fuck was that

wow lane 8

stream?

Doping confirmed

JAPAN CHOKE

fuck lads. That was based

>Amerisilvers

KAZAKHSTAN

HOW

KAZ NUMBAH ONE

BURGER

BTFO
T
F
O

Kazakhstan number one agian

Kazahkstan with 2 golds today. Damn.

Oh my God

yayy another 4th place medal

>kazakhstan now has 2 golds
>canada has none

FUCK HE SPOTTED THAT SO FUCKING BAD

JESUS HE SHOULD'VE TAKEN A MICROSTROKE AT THE END

AHHHHH HE FUCKING HAD IT

>KAZAKHSTAN??????????

>brexits

stream link?

wtf?

THE NEW WINNER

kazaks all dope

YAK SHE MASH

>another kazakhstan gold tonight

DOPING DOPING DOPING SCANDAL

The fuck is going on with Kazakhstan tonight. First BTFO'ing China. Now winning things no-one even thought they were contenders in now.


Did Russia just dump all it's doping gear and reasearch on them or something?!!

KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE
That's two gold medals for Kazakhstan in just one hour, damn.

Nippon Choke!

Átok!

IF I GO CRAZY MAN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN

He was at the beach volleyball yesterday. Probably skipped it tonight because the women are wearing shirts.

Holy shit that Jap fucking choked hard

Time for swimming!

Who can stop this madman?

What the hell even is Kazakhstan?

BASED AS FUCK KAHZAHKSTAN

its called PED's

welcome to Eastern Euros/Orientals at the Olympics

>it's another team GB gets 4th in the final episode

at least Koch gave his everything
>the state of german swimming
kill me why can't we be autistic about it

FOURTH
FOURTH
FOURTH
FOURTH

STOP GETTING FOURTH FFS

>German """"""""""swimmers""""""""""

The japs always have problems with the endings.
Even anime endings are almost always shit.

>kazakhstan clearly doping in weightlifting
>now this

Try to make it less blatant guys

Any other finals tonight?

Congratulations to the USA, most silver medals per capita

KAZAKHSTAN NUMBAH ONE

>all eight lanes within a second

Never change America

Swimming dominated by USA and Australia

reminder anglos would never ever use roids

Kaz has more medals than france and germany
>per capita

Helen Skelton is based, and her name sounds like a god tier Beatles song.

Shame the other BBC pundits are utter shite.

Youre naive if you think they aren't all on them

poor nz

Is Willis going to kill himself? I actually would if I was him, someone needs to keep their eye on him.

french swimming is absolutely shit too

Love you, too, pops!

welcome to memestroke