Celeb fap thread

Celeb fap thread

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NO GOOKS

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guess who dat

one of the Wayans brothers?

You fuckin wish you pickle kissin cock sucker.

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saving this thread with no survivors

Emma cumfakes are the best

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dem hips

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>bois

Elle is mine

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Elle is hot.

>me on the right

You're her daddy?

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Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help

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Mhhh dem Elle feet.

Does Elle make your dick hard?

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You don't like 大韓民国 girls?

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mods

My M-Mistress Jessica Alba t-took out h-her ruler o-on o-our first night t-together: m-my though at this time, "W-Wow this g-girl r-really knows w-what she w-wants."... She laughed and then frowned saying I-I j-just d-don't measure u-up t-to her standards... She s-said she st-still h-has feelings for me b-but she m-must l-look elsewhere i-if she is t-to f-find any c-carnal s-satisfactions... S-Since then w-we have b-been l-living t-together in agreement b-but she h-has b-been seeing b-bull l-lovers...

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Always

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yes, and i enjoy berating my girls till they cry

She likes warm gooey treats

Which daughter gives better head?

Oh I bet she does. She has the perfect tongue for it too.

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Well son, you have to stroke your pee pee to squirt your man juice. If it don't work then you're not ready yet. Your friend was probably lying about the whole sperm thing. If you grow older you will notice that a lot of men are lying about their sexual experience in their teens and most of the things they say happen actually never happen.

Or you're a just a faggot who needs watch gay porn. Watch some gay porn with black guys and see if it makes your pee pee tickle.

Always craving her

I-I asked my m-mistress one night, "Why a-are y-you so beautiful?"... Th-Th-Then she commanded me t-to g-go on a-all my fours on th-the floor and b-bend over; she pulled off her p-p-pants and shoved her asshole in front of m-my face saying, "So, do you think this is beautiful?"... B-B-Before I h-had a chance t-to answer h-her she barked o-out, "Get eating; it's your dinner time!"... S-So I did wh-what I was c-c-commanded and ate and ate and ate... I guess she's m-more a-a l-lady of action than words or c-c-compliments...

Jessica Alba has herpes. She caught it from Derek Jeter, just like 20 other celebrities did including Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel.

I'm surprised he was never locked up for intentionally spreading it.

Hnnnggg.

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Waiting for super girl pics

Wonder how many he gave it to in one night

Which Monkey dis be?

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brobible.com/sports/article/derek-jeter-herpes-tree/

lil Elle.

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She kn-knows she's g-got m-me as h-her servant... I-I'm afraid o-of her now; she n-now dominants m-my every m-move... Anxiously w-waiting f-for the d-day I-I g-get t-to drain those p-puppies o-of some more m-milk...

You know what I mean. Somebody here has them.

Very very cute.

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These?

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That's not what you're supposed to say.

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the Fannings have been taking dick in every hole since they were like 8

Real Super girl

Nailed it

That Asa akira?

I guess I have four of them

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What do you want me to say?

lucy lui

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Oh wow

Lucy Liu. Don't compare her to that trash.

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Harambe

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Clawie don't spit

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You want to fuck lil Elle.

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my nigga

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