Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

I ordered brunettes

Fap to trap obviously

Walk out
>not helping you fuck your hand

my dick would short circuit

Call Hefner and tell him I found his run-aways.

from the intensity of the beauty?
dark or light brunettes?

Be severely devastated that they don't have penises. Then fuck them anyway. But only anal, I don't want snail slime on my cock.

say "Hi Mom"

wow... the autism is strong with you, isn't it...

Thank them for all the new furniture and express my shock that they carried it all themselves. Then ask questions.

ask the one in the middle to leave the bedroom then fuck the other chicks.

the one on the right let Hef fuck her ass every night supposable. Pretty fucking anal slut, would bend her over and pound out her ass from the get while the other two licked my balls

Good answer.
you wanna see her ass?
Such as?

Rip off the shitty poster, of photoshoped girls with fake smiles and fake tits off my wall, and hang something better.

Sarcasm

yep

I would terrorize some clet and cannibalize some pussae

Fuck them with my bbc and ruin their pure european genes forever.

>thank the gods for photoshop
>masturbate

unzip my dick

Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help

Do a 360 walk out then unzip my dick and jack off

nothing.

TOO FUCKING BLONDE.

Hef has good taste, no?
an pro-photoshop user?

I never could find some of the unreleased pictures that were taken in photoshoots shown on the TV show. Always killed me inside slightly.

...

shit wrong picture.
>unreleased pictures
tell me more user

okay i'm gonna get it right this time.

lol. Most of the people in this thread weren't even born when they had a show on e. It was surprising hard to masturbate to since hef was in every other shot.

On the tv show, they showed photo shoots of the girls individually that never actually got an official release. I remember one had Bridgette in her bedroom and Holly on the staircase.

nah...not a big fan of blondes (Aryan viking god over here) but would love to fuck each in the ass.

>Holly on the staircase.
like this?
ancensored.com/clip/The-Girls-Next-Door/Holly-Madison/45547
>It was surprising hard to masturbate to since hef was in every other shot.
that and the annoying censorship of their loveliest parts. it was like the producers didn't understand the very purpose of the show?
>but would love to fuck each in the ass.
well holly at least right?
this better for you?

yea that's my kind of fuck toy.

wake up.

wanna get more familiar with her?

yep

post a wat do thread on Sup Forums

>this piques your interest i'll have another surprise that you can accept or reject
youtube.com/watch?v-yhp4EJYXtE

>>this piques your interest i'll have another surprise that you can accept or reject
youtube.com/watch?v=yhp-4EJYXtE

Tell the one on the left to stay, send the others away because threesomes and foursomes are vastly overrated

Normally I would say fuck them all.
But i'm not really in the mood to fap atm.

kek

Wonder who untied them and let them out of the cellar.

why not?

I found out two days ago I had a kidney stone (it actually managed to reach my bladder without causing any pain until it was already near the balls)

The intermittent ball pain isn't the most arousing thing/

fuck that sucks. does stimulation make it worse?

Turn the safety off...

Or

Produce dart gun...

Or

Present ass...

I would go to urgent care to see if they can fix the fuckton of gaussian blur I apparently got in my eyes.

not necessarily, in fact it's possible I could pass the kidney stone through a fap rather than pissing it out the normal way.

Just a lot harder to get into the mood

>Just a lot harder to get into the mood
sounds like your challenging me.

This, plus pop all the fake tits in the room before leaving.