My dog is an mdma dealer ama

My dog is an mdma dealer ama

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

your dog sounds cooler than you

sadly he is ;(
he said "woof woof" btw so I think he agrees

is that a piece of broken glass on the right?

I've never done any drugs except for pot a few times with friends in college.

How would I go about getting some MDMA safely? My wife and I want to try fucking on it when we're away from the kids for a weekend.

is it easier for him than a human drug dealer because the cops would never suspect a dog or is it harder because he lacks opposable thumbs?

appears so, doesn't look like any molly that I- my dog has ever seen.

How does someone get DMT hookups when they move to a new city?

darknet market. check the feedback left from buyers make sure. you can always get a marquis reagent testing kit to check if what you have is pure molly. Btw dont take to much or you might not be able to get hard or cum

DMT is pretty hard to find. The guy that my "dog" knows that has DMT has to extract it for himself

Is using tor enough to buy it safely or should I start researching how to buy from darknet markets without getting arrested?

yes using tor only should be enough, however if you plan on purchasing on a regular basis you should look into getting a VPN and other security. but yes tor is good enough

i also suggest alpha bay or agora marketplace

I taught my cat to throw like Brett Favre

Jesus Christ

>(you)

I am less than one month away from defending my Ph.D. dissertation.

congrats! relevant post btw ;D

Well, the sad thing is, I actually am defending my dissertation in less than 1 month. I sent another draft of it to my major advisor about 3 hours ago.

Ah I see, thanks for letting me know
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It's supposed to be relatively cheap and safe ro order ingredients online, is this true? It's also one of those chemicals that cooky retired professors spread information on like acid

yes it is pretty safe and cheap to order the ingredients online just gotta know what you're looking for and where to get it.

Recommendations?

just found out that 100g of mimosa hostillis root bark is roughly $65. I'm pretty sure that thats a lot of DMT

I recommend purchasing it from a darknet market. you can get a gram for around $30 dollars. It's much easier than going through all the preparation and process of extracting.

Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help

It's not as strong as you might think
aaand, "instints" driven feelings die when you take it: eating shitting drinking fucking all is gone, sadly im not able to discribe what i felt but it was one of the best days in my life

not really into any other stuff exept LSD and K.
btw wanna try spice diamond but kinda scared, any tips?

I downloaded TOR on my laptop and it fucked it up.

Would not recommend at all.

OP here
>btw wanna try spice diamond but kinda scared, any tips?
I've only smoked spice once and it was with weed, I didn't feel anything but the friends that I was with said they were tripping and they started to act pretty strange. I would honestly stay away from it tbh but it's your body so it's your decision just make sure to do research

Kinda dividing here, i'll just wait for Molly or Ketamine then...

Tor only is NOT enough in the slightest way. Look up Tails.

no you gotta have your friend suck you off. or you can wait until sperm comes out when your body is ready to cum in a few months

I was hoping for a greentext thread about pets selling drugs. You let me down Sup Forums

OP here, yeah I just wanted to answer questions that people would have for a drug dealer. lotta straight and narrow types on Sup Forums I guess.
>kek

909 southern cali hookup pls?!?!

dmt - nexus [dot] me
This site legit?

yeah it is legit. has plenty of information on there that you will need

onion

Not much, unless using lye to increase yields

Cringe

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you killed it, you dont have to point it out, people will just go with the joke

better safe than sorry. don't want the FBI busting my door down
>joke

Already did spice few times. First time a little bit really makes you couchlock and see colours and you can't move etc. But you get tolerance really fast and its more exhausting for the body. Don't do noids if you can have good Dope. Just stupid, btw I want try K too. Have you already tried dxm or n2o?

rotweiler or pit bull?

Well tails is mainly a liveCD version of TOR?

pit bull

step by step guide
1: download tor browser bundle
1.5: download PGP encryption tools (google it)
2: deepdotweb dot com
3: drug markets will be in the side bar
4: hansa, alphabay, and dream are best ones although dream has been sketchy lately
5: acquire bitcoin via circle dot com or via coinbase dot com
6: find a reputable vendor with GOOD feedback and A LOT of feedback. NEVER FE (Finalize Early)
7: Profit
8: if you need more help fucking google it pussy bitch

I've never tried n2o but I have had dxm and it was great. started tripping and I was disso'd out. then for some reason I got super itchy and it felt good to scratch. overall 8/10 experience

#basedanon

it is literally this easy

7 and a half easy steps to get drugs if you don't know anyone.

ty based user you are god

this nigga dropping that knowledge all you faggots better save this before 404

>tfw getting a gram of molly for $12 and selling it for 10-20 a point
shekelberg is in town

lol thread got quiet because all the noobs following based anons guide

how do i get PGP?? Help!!

refer to step 8 newfag

rekt

OP here, when you are at the point of ordering. DO NOT use a fake name. And NEVER sign for a package

Based user here, yes NEVER use a fake name and NEVER sign for a pack

Have dunno both. DXM I took already like 10-15times always 7-15 pills. In higher dosage I always lost completely sense of time. I thought at 18:00 it would be 23:00 and asked my friend every 2 minutes which time we have. He experienced the same. We gone smoking a j and we thinked we were already going for 10min while we made 20steps out of door. We took both 2 Hits and throwed him away. We realized at next day. Additionaly at high dose I experienced a slightly paranoia. But at all i say 8/10 too. I'm curious how Ketamin/dxm is different in effect

My shoes men

Y no fake? Best should be an pished packing station

>"men"

I've done plenty of research on dissociatives and what I saw to be a difference between ketamine and dxm was that k has something called a K-hole. it seems that when a k-hole happens a person could experience ego-loss/death. I've never experienced this on dxm but i have on another strong disso called 3-meo-pcp which is said to be similar to ketamine and mxe. I thought I was trapped in the internet for a while. fun stuff

what? are you fucking retarded? in case your shit goes to your fucking neighbor or you have a cluster box and the mail people recognize your name / names of people who receive mail. also if the fucking laws come play fucking stupid. Or get a PO box with a fake ID. Or get the shit mailed to a drop house and use someone else who is unsuspectings name and tell them to play fucking stupid. God i fucking hate the retards here

>y no fake
ok you fuckin tard, use a fake name and watch when the police show up to your door with a package for kermit the frog

thank you idk why i even bothered blessing these borderline retarded kids game

anyone else here ever do 4-AcO-DMT
wonderful little chem

sometimes these newfags are so fuckin oblivious when experienced anons try to help them out. its simple, just stfu listen and learn

fuck off and go do your dumbasss RCs you cheap fuck

for real though they should be trying to send me money just for telling them what the fucks up.
> y use fake adres tho based user?
bitch because i said so, don't question my authority

i dont fuck with any rc's other than the ones in PHIKAL

xD some of these chumps don't even deserve access to all of the darknet drugs and services might be too much power for them

based user here, fuck it let them get caught up and weed out the dumbasses from Sup Forums
i've never not received good product off the dnm's and never been scammed. it's so simple. i know im lucky kind of that i haven't been fucked but shit it's common sense

Bro DMT is easy as fuck to make, the hardest part is getting the MHRB other than that everything you need can be found at like fucking walmart.

i will pay you please help me

it's not in PIHKAL, but it's in TIHKAL
just sub the phosphate group in psilocybin or the hydroxy group in psilocin with an acetoxy group and you got psilocetin, aka 4-AcO-DMT

decomposes into psilocin and acetic acid

is the trip similar to a pure dmt trip or ayahuasca?

Like I said, just buy an pished packing station online and go at night there and look for observing cars

op, here I've only lost 2 packages of mdma and it's really not that big of a deal if you take advantage of escrow systems. like you said, never finalize early

no, not like DMT
it's very similar to shrooms which is 4-PO-DMT and 4-HO-DMT
much more angular visuals, a bit less heady and a bit less sedating

Just takes a few days of boiling and freezing and filter

or just stop being a fucking pussy and practice proper operation security / net security. If you're ordering bulk get a drop address of someone you know /pay someone and make sure they know to play fucking stupid if the laws show up and not open your package. you're making the shit way too complicated dumbass

hmm I definitely have to look into trying some then always willing to add another substance to my psychonaut list

I don't need money but if you suck my dick I will help u

yeah if you're ordering overseas (not sure if you were) the odds are a little more against you. I only order Xanax, DMT, LSD, and weed / concentrates from USA to USA always escrow or from vendors that know me for a long time

OP here, he's not making shit complicated, there are plenty of ways to go about ordering shit

I used to get it from biochem dist., but last I heard they were out of business
probably still available on the darknet and a couple shady clearnet websites

Has your dog ever let you roll for free and then try to fuck you?

Or you just don't need an humans which can act unexpected (gets scared for example) and minimize risk by getting pished ps? Witnesses are always risk

Yeah I was ordering from the netherlands (dem cheap amphetamines) but when I get my weed its always from the US. high grade bud to your door in just a couple days. cant beat that

Yeah I've seen it on the darknet. they seem to have almost everything on there except for codeine and promethezine syrup unless im looking at the wrong marketplaces

Or you could just not have homies who are fucking bitch made and or you can not be bitch made? I don't think you should even try because you're obviously incompetent

There are plenty of ways but this dudes talking about a "pished ps" what the fuck is that even? Probably a retarded idea IMO

Not everyone has friends which like cops with search warrants waking you up in the morning

lol no but i have done that with a girl. did not end well

based user here. hell yeah i just got some gorilla glue #4 yesterday shit is DANK as fuck. My little bro had some at my moms house in a smell proof bag and she could smell it downstairs lmfao

if you get the powder you don't even need all that, just need to leave it in the freezer for around 12 hours.

they won't have search warrants dumbass it will be a controlled delivery so as long as they don't open the fucking package and know what's up they'll be straight.

OP here, Sup Forums really needs to bring back ID's